❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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People keep bringing up Greg’s flirting around as more proof that the relationship was doomed for years, and while I agree with that belief, I also think that Greg has always been trying to build the public persona of a “suave ladies man.” The James Bond of youtube skeptics if you will. You can tell by his steampunk attire, frat boy haircut, and his constant failed attempts to make smoldering faces.
So while part of it was him obviously looking to cheat, I think another aspect was him trying to remain “on brand.” A strategic compliment as Sargon would put it
All this time browsing this site, it shouldn't amaze me anymore how people just can't help themselves. And yet:
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He’s got a very thirsty fish on the line :tomgirl: she’s like a baby Brittany Venti! Maybe he can hook Kiwi & Hazel into a weird younger youtuber fantasy three way
 
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Jesus Christ, can the mind vomit? Greg's behavior is not normal, not OK behavior. I can only imagine what never makes it to Twitter
Also I'm surprised june has stayed off of Twitter this long. But the manchild is enough drama on his own. I think it's very likely Greg could be outed as a full degen in the next 3 months.
 
His level of success has always been perplexing to me.

He is so obviously of average intelligence at best, and is lazy and self-entitled.

Who the fuck were his fans?

Now, many years too late, it seems people are finally waking up to how mediocre he is.

His takes on issues are barely better than Mundane Matt's.
He was a literal who skeptic whose channel blew up when Shoe started crushing on him. The non-skeptic stuff on his RLM imitation channel was essentially the "Greg and June" show without the cringey branding, whether they want to admit it or not. I guarantee the people who were still watching were there for the parasocial relationship dynamic in their videos, and that's going to be gone going forward, which is why even after a month, and even when covering something topical, he hasn't broken 100k views on that Tiger King review.
 
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I'm sure she has said that she wants children but I doubt she actually does. It's the same with her "my hobbies include cleaning and cooking" even tho her mom cleans and cooks everything and the only photos of food that she has posted are a disgusting looking sandwich and some clearly burn meat.

If June's mom was a proper Long Island wop, she would have taught June to cook and clean for herself let alone for an autistic manchild a long time ago.

most current sex cults nowadays are boring (minus the people being held against their will). It's just "oh, no, let's have sex or we're gonna die." At least make it entertaining, Preg. Surprise us.

Greg will have to put lots of effort, something he clearly does not do. Charles Manson isn't edgy anymore, and Satanic sex cults stopped being a media sensation since the stranger-danger 80s.

His level of success has always been perplexing to me.

He is so obviously of average intelligence at best, and is lazy and self-entitled.

Who the fuck were his fans?

Now, many years too late, it seems people are finally waking up to how mediocre he is.

His takes on issues are barely better than Mundane Matt's.

He dunked on SJWs back when they were often vilified, winning him an easy audience, then coasted through his relationship with June.

If I didn't know who preg was I'd think this was a lesbian on T.
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Dear Lord, he even has boobs.


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Maybe I'm out of touch, but when you publicly break up with someone, even if previously you were engaging in some borderline fetishistic public humiliation shenanigans, isn't openly thirsting after half a dozen barely legal thots kind not done?

Even if you don't care, wouldn't you at least pretend not to be having a grand ol time, especially when your GF of 10 years is clearly having a bad time of it? No? okay Greg.
 
Venti likes drama and twitter impressions before anything else. She probably dislikes both of them, but Skeptic's the easier target post-breakup because he's seriously violating the "(Your Age/2) + 7" formula for age-appropriate relationships. There's a 17 year gap between him and the Shoe0nhead replacement e-girl.
 

I like both of them about equally (i.e. not much at all) but it's as clear as day to anybody that Preg is in the wrong with this shit, half his fanbase was even calling out his SEXXXY DADDY! shit mere days after and "incredibly difficult break up space plz guis thx". Anyone with eyes would have seen it for months and years prior, much less now with the spotlight directly on them.
 
I honestly hope this breakup will help June mature and stop pandering to the mainstream crowd with her boring and average takes. I tried very hard and for at least 1 minute to feel sorry for her but she's been shitting on everything, left and right, for years. Nothing she's ever said or done is controversial and it's clear as hell she's scared of not being liked. I'll include her in my prayers today and hope this almost 30yr old woman grows up. Amen.
 
I honestly hope this breakup will help June mature and stop pandering to the mainstream crowd with her boring and average takes. I tried very hard and for at least 1 minute to feel sorry for her but she's been shitting on everything, left and right, for years. Nothing she's ever said or done is controversial and it's clear as hell she's scared of not being liked. I'll include her in my prayers today and hope this almost 30yr old woman grows up. Amen.
If anything, this would radicalize her further left.
 
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