❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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MediocreMilt powiedział(a):
All this time browsing this site, it shouldn't amaze me anymore how people just can't help themselves. And yet:
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2020s next plotline is Greg leading a Far Cry 5 tier cult of boxxy-lookin bimbos and trying to take over the world. Jokes aside though, how unaware is this dude? He's really not good looking OR charismatic, and he was lucky some annoying, loudmouth e-girl showed an interest in him. Minus June, Greg's just a creepy dude in his 30s that looks like he follows high school girls around the mall.
 
that_monika powiedział(a):
Jokes aside though, how unaware is this dude? He's really not good looking OR charismatic, and he was lucky some annoying, loudmouth e-girl showed an interest in him. Minus June, Greg's just a creepy dude in his 30s that looks like he follows high school girls around the mall.
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You essentially answered your own question; he doesn't have to be universally attractive. He just needs to convince whatever jailbait he's thirsting over that he is.
 
MediocreMilt powiedział(a):
All this time browsing this site, it shouldn't amaze me anymore how people just can't help themselves. And yet:
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Jesus Christ, what a fucking coomer. Mark my worlds, this guy sooner or latter will get his share of sexual misconduct allegations like masturbating to kids inside his car on the streets and creepy shit like that.
 
zigstardust powiedział(a):
Jesus Christ, what a fucking coomer. Mark my worlds, this guy sooner or latter will get his share of sexual misconduct allegations like masturbating to kids inside his car on the streets and creepy shit like that.
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I picture Greg saying the words "She said she was 18!" in court one of these days ...
 
that_monika powiedział(a):
2020s next plotline is Greg leading a Far Cry 5 tier cult of boxxy-lookin bimbos and trying to take over the world. Jokes aside though, how unaware is this dude? He's really not good looking OR charismatic, and he was lucky some annoying, loudmouth e-girl showed an interest in him. Minus June, Greg's just a creepy dude in his 30s that looks like he follows high school girls around the mall.
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KillThemCrackasBabies powiedział(a):
You essentially answered your own question; he doesn't have to be universally attractive. He just needs to convince whatever jailbait he's thirsting over that he is.
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What I don't get is how he gets away with it? If i tried it, I'd just get the cops called on me, and Skeptic is definitely not better looking than me.
 
Dang Woodchucks! powiedział(a):
What I don't get is how he gets away with it? If i tried it, I'd just get the cops called on me, and Skeptic is definitely not better looking than me.
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Wait til they're legal, and only pulling the trigger on ones he knows will be down to clown. "Grooming" is a perfectly appropriate word for his dating antics, since he clearly knows which ones are on the line and seems to only make his move once he knows he's in the legal clear.
 
that_monika powiedział(a):
Imagine being June right now. Bald, knockin at 30s door, your caveman lookin boyfriend leaves you after making a fool of you by openly thirsting after other chicks while you were together, and now you're getting replaced by a younger girl who looks like you mixed with Roger Ebert after he got his fuckin jaw removed

Id feel legitimately bad for her if she wasnt such a phony tryhard
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This is why I ultimately have no sympathy for her despite the sheer horribleness of her situation. She knew what she was allowing to happen, and she ultimately allowed to it happen all to pursue some e-fame. She made her bed, she can now lie in it.

That being said I hope she does redeem herself and better her life. The best thing she can do right now is just leave the internet behind and start rebuilding her life off of it.
 
Ouch. Shots fired? Is the shoePh0ne2 calling June out?
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So, on a random note, I decided to watch the latest video that Greg made on his Armoured Media channel: His Tiger King review. Yeah, yeah whatever: I'm a month late.

Oh lord, the video was so bad. "Pedestrian" is putting it nicely. It's like he was trying to imitate RedLetterMedia AND Jeremy Jahns at the same time? I feel like what he was trying to say about the docuseries warranted a longer length than 15 minutes ... Yet he glosses over things so much that the video also felt too long. What a weird video, from an editing and scripting standpoint. On top of it, the review wasn't even funny or amusing. Every joke was a swing and a miss.

Also, he has no camera presence at all here. This is the first time he's reviewed something without June in years, right? Oh boy, is his YouTube career in trouble if this is all he can come up with in months without uploading. Her presence was actually sorely missed in the video. I haven't liked Shoe in about 2 and a half years now; but the girl at least has camera presence and knows how to sell herself to a crowd for now.

And, of course, he starts the video off with complaining about how he doesn't make enough money, too. Hoo boy, anyone tell him that his schtick obviously peaked about 4 years ago? Maybe it's about time to throw in the towel on YouTube, dude.

All of the theories about how the relationship was dragged on for so long because of Greg piggybacking off Shoe's success are ringing more and more true to me than ever now. lol.
 
Tasty Tatty powiedział(a):
true is, that age of the parents can affect the health of the conceived child, but considering we have now better medicine and people are overall healthier, the chances are smaller. I know many people who got pregnant between 37 and 42 and the children are ok.
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Exactly. Imo it's better to wait until you find the right person, instead of starting a family with someone you arent 100% sure is for you. If that means waiting until you're in your 30s, then that's great
 
StarkRavingMad powiedział(a):
So, on a random note, I decided to watch the latest video that Greg made on his Armoured Media channel: His Tiger King review. Yeah, yeah whatever: I'm a month late.

Oh lord, the video was so bad. "Pedestrian" is putting it nicely. It's like he was trying to imitate RedLetterMedia AND Jeremy Jahns at the same time? I feel like what he was trying to say about the docuseries warranted a longer length than 15 minutes ... Yet he glosses over things so much that the video also felt too long. What a weird video, from an editing and scripting standpoint. On top of it, the review wasn't even funny or amusing. Every joke was a swing and a miss.

Also, he has no camera presence at all here. This is the first time he's reviewed something without June in years, right? Oh boy, is his YouTube career in trouble if this is all he can come up with in months without uploading. Her presence was actually sorely missed in the video. I haven't liked Shoe in about 2 and a half years now; but the girl at least has camera presence and knows how to sell herself to a crowd for now.

And, of course, he starts the video off with complaining about how he doesn't make enough money, too. Hoo boy, anyone tell him that his schtick obviously peaked about 4 years ago? Maybe it's about time to throw in the towel on YouTube, dude.

All of the theories about how the relationship was dragged on for so long because of Greg piggybacking off Shoe's success are ringing more and more true to me than ever now. lol.
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His level of success has always been perplexing to me.

He is so obviously of average intelligence at best, and is lazy and self-entitled.

Who the fuck were his fans?

Now, many years too late, it seems people are finally waking up to how mediocre he is.

His takes on issues are barely better than Mundane Matt's.
 
SargonF00t powiedział(a):
His level of success has always been perplexing to me.

He is so obviously of average intelligence at best, and is lazy and self-entitled.

Who the fuck were his fans?

Now, many years too late, it seems people are finally waking up to how mediocre he is.

His takes on issues are barely better than Mundane Matt's.
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Especially funny because Greg and June once cackled to themselves in a video over June watching Matt when she was younger.

Greg is wholly irrelevant without June while the skeptic niche has been dead for, what, at least three or four years now? He will soon have to get a real job or find another grift. Does anyone know what sort of work Greg did before YT? It seems like he has no skills except for amateur "video production."
 
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