Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[The Cunting Death]

You know prior to this thread I thought you were just a dude with a chaste 'waifu' crush like every other fucker on the internet and/or you were doing this ironically


Get help you sperg

 

[Aria]

She is already taken, she's in a polygamous relationship with THOSE people:
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you really are delusional.

 

[Rokko]

Hence he is in germany (assumed), just call the police and hand them the evidence. This will do

Nothing will happen.

Anyway, he is german, and is doing this for years. @RomanesEuntDomus found some pretty neat stuff about him in the german speaking internets.

Take it with a pinch of salt:

He belives in parralel-worlds.
He is asian, but once said he is not japanese
He is probably from the area of Frankfurt am Main, Germany

Virgin with rage (He is desperate and needs a girlfriend):

Spoiler: in german though

He was expelled from a school for "a little slip" (probably linked to him being a pedo):

Spoiler: german again

He is "highly intelligent" (according to psychologists but they did not tell him the exact IQ apparantely):

Spoiler: again german

There is proof of him admitting he stalks very young girls, likes the age of consent at age 14, etc.

There is much more, and we wanted to make a thread about him. But here we are now...

 

[JoshPlz]

Thread theme:

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Sadly Hans favorite toy is prohibited since the end of WWII

That's a shame. Maybe we could make him a nice cup of TEA.

@Webby's Boyfriend what do you think of this scene?

 

[Buxinator]

Nothing will happen.

Of course nothing will happen, but just in case he really does some stupid shit and tells it online, someone should know.

What I find quite interesting is the fact that he finished the post of his lovequest with the name Tahiri. Maybe a clue?

Reminds me: @Webby's Boyfriend remember the Drachenlord thread, where you were reminded about powerleveling? That's why you should use alternate usernames

Also @Rokko and @RomanesEuntDomus

There is always a chance to open a thread about this guy; this thread is just some way to gain some milk from a lovely cow

 

[Stardust]

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it must be fucked like a duck.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

@Webby's Boyfriend. Seriously, you still haven't elaborated on the dimensional merge question. Do you actually believe that our world will merge with a cartoon world? Yes or no?

Yes, likely in the 22nd century, when reality simulations like Elon Musk believes become possible.

And tell them what? Some guy on the Internet is fantasizing about fucking an imaginary duck?

Since when it is illegal crush on fictional characters?

He belives in parralel-worlds.
He is asian, but once said he is not japanese
He is probably from the area of Frankfurt am Main, Germany

Keep telling that yourself.

Yeah, I believe in parallel-worlds. And?
Racist!
I have moved several times in the last few years.

There is much more, and we wanted to make a thread about him. But here we are now...

Look at the timestamps, this is really old stuff from like 2012 and '13. I cannot remember this crap. Maybe someone stole my username?

Straight, to the point and in German. Beautiful.

Thanks.

 

[Fandom Trash]

The pictures aren't showing up, just so you know.

And well, after reading this thread and the Wogglebug one, its amazing how much delusion a person could have to fully convince themselves that their fictional waifu or husbando is real and just waiting for them in some alternate reality once they die.

At least Chris-chan has an excuse; not sure about any of these guys.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yeah, I believe in parallel-worlds. And?
Racist!

Explain to me how that is racist exactly

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Bad Kiwi farms!
Stop being Haram! Bad!

 

[Buxinator]

Keep telling that yourself.

Proof him wrong

Racist!

You said also once, that you are not from european origin and call people racist just for mentioning it. Really big brained time.

I have moved several times in the last few years.

Therefore information should be taken with a grain of salt. If you'd read it carefully you'd regocnize it.

Look at the timestamps, this is really old stuff from like 2012 and '13. I cannot remember this crap.

Are you sure that the timestamps are right? Maybe it is from another time line, where the count of the years are altered.

Maybe someone stole my username?

Yes of course. For sure it is your arch enemy who is trying to impersonate you to make your waifu break up with you

 

[Ascendancy0]

Yes, likely in the 22nd century, when reality simulations like Elon Musk believes become possible.

 

[plattschwanz]

Fun fact: The females of many duck species have so called "blind pouches" which are there to prevent pregnancy after getting raped, as rape is very common among them.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Proof him wrong

I try to, and I will! One day the world will know about alternate realities and create them by itself.

Are you sure that the timestamps are right? Maybe it is from another time line, where the count of the years are altered.

Yeah, this was an impostor from a parallel world.

 

[JoshPlz]

@Webby's Boyfriend, could you answer my question about existing mental health diagnosis and medication? It's okay if you don't agree with them. It would just be very interesting to know.

 

[Ascendancy0]

>Yeah, this was an impostor from a parallel world.
We're reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible.

 

[Buxinator]

I try to, and I will! One day the world will know about alternate realities and create them by itself.

Please share your WIP with us!

Yeah, this was an impostor from a parallel world.

To this, you have the best answer:

Keep telling that yourself.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

@Webby's Boyfriend, could you answer my question about existing mental health diagnosis and past medication? It's okay if you don't agree with them. It would just be very interesting to know.

I have no mental illness of any kind and I never took any psych meds.

 

[The Cunting Death]

If you dont have any mental illness then this website is filled with normal people