Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Least he doesn't fap to Gadget. Poor mouse has suffered so much

She is already taken, she's in a polygamous relationship with THOSE people:

 

[Lemon Bread]

So, yeah.

Thanks for the criticism, but you ones haven't convinced me. Also, Webby and I were only work acquaintances and we dated a bit, we never were in love or had any intimate relationship! Currently I just help her build up Vanderquack Enterprises.

She is my current girlfriend:

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Your waifu a shit.

 

[Buxinator]

She is already taken, she's in a polygamous relationship with THOSE people:
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I can't see any difference between them and you, tbh.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Webby's Boyfriend - Indulge me; what specific diagnosis did the doctors (quacks??) give you?

Anybody who says, without a hint of irony,

Asperger? You mean the crazed Nazi scientist

is severely, cripplingly autistic.

I wonder if he thinks people with Asperger's are taking the Shine & Limelight away from TRUE & HONEST retards like himself?

 

[AnOminous]

Anybody who says, without a hint of irony,

is severely, cripplingly autistic.

I wonder if he thinks people with Asperger's are taking the Shine & Limelight away from TRUE & HONEST retards like himself?

Asperger should never have bothered saving those autists from being gassed. They've been ungrateful ever since.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Your waifu a shit.

Hey leave Deryn alone you total retarded sped! You're just jelous.

I can't see any difference between them and you, tbh.

I am not fat or retarded and I only have a few pictures of Deryn hanging on my wall and as wallpapers on my phone.

 

[Stardust]

@Webby's Boyfriend, what is/was it like at Vanderquack Enterprises? How exactly do/did you help the company? What are/were employment benefits for employees?

Also, what is Calisota/Duckburg's diplomatic relations with our world? If any. Is crime rampant across the bridge in St. Canard?

 

[Buxinator]

I am not fat

Neither are those people in the picture. They're actually quite skinny. Also: pics or gtfo!

or retarded

I highly disagree on that one. Something is clearly wrong in your head, you've proven this more than enough in other threads.

I only have a few pictures of Deryn hanging on my wall and as wallpapers on my phone.

While all those "fat retards" have is a simple banner of their waifu, that they all share. Well I admit, there is a small difference between them and you and that is only the level of autism.

EDIT: Just in case someone is interested in his spin on the legal stuff of dating/fucking a 15 year old girl; I found his explanation of it:

Die Darwinisten verfügen über fortgeschrittene Biotechnologie. Sie ist heute 121 Jahre alt (wurde 1899 geboren) und sieht halt nur aus wie eine Teenagerin.

Translated:

The Darwinists posses enhanced biotechnology. She (Derryn) ist today 121 years old (she wasborn in 1899) and just looks like a teenage girl.

Also the legal age of consent is in germany 15, so he is kind of the right side of the law (Just to play devil's advocate here, it is still fucked up from my point of view)

 

[Neko GF]

@Webby's Boyfriend. Seriously, you still haven't elaborated on the dimensional merge question. Do you actually believe that our world will merge with a cartoon world? Yes or no?

 

[Lemon Bread]

Hey leave Deryn alone you total retarded sped! You're just jelous.

I am not fat or retarded and I only have a few pictures of Deryn hanging on my wall and as wallpapers on my phone.

You seen like you're compensating right now. Tell us, is it for being a furfag or having a small dick? Spill the beans, Webby's Cuck!

 

[Buxinator]

Tell us, is it for being a furfag or having a small dick?

Due to the fact, that he has a hateboner for furfags, I suggest both

 

[Postal_Rat]

@Webby's Boyfriend since you seem to be in a sharing mood who else have you been in a "relationship" with, please crack this egg of knowledge upon me.

 

[The Last Stand]

@Webby's Boyfriend I can't tell if you're just trolling or you're actually a fucking sped, or both.
Please tell me you're joking. Do you actually want to fuck an underage duck?

So we got pedophilia AND bestiality from a Wogglebug thread. Amazing.

I don't know whether to call Child Protective Services or Animal Control.

 

[Buxinator]

I don't know whether to call Child Protective Services or Animal Control.

Hence he is in germany (assumed), just call the police and hand them the evidence. This will do

 

[AnOminous]

Hence he is in germany (assumed), just call the police and hand them the evidence. This will do

And tell them what? Some guy on the Internet is fantasizing about fucking an imaginary duck?

 

[Postal_Rat]

And tell them what? Some guy on the Internet is fantasizing about fucking an imaginary duck?

It's Germany thought crime just might be illegal come on we have to try or the terrorists win

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I don't know whether to call Child Protective Services or Animal Control.

He's German. Ask him to fetch his Flammenwerfer.

 

[Buxinator]

And tell them what? Some guy on the Internet is fantasizing about fucking an imaginary duck?

You can do that, if you want. They will do the same like the US-Authorities will do: Say thanks, hang up and start laughing at you. I don't care what someone does, I'm just here for the show

It's Germany thought crime just might be illegal come on we have to try or the terrorists win

There are some thought crimes here, but wanting to fuck a cartoon duck isn't part of this category.

He's German. Ask him to fetch his Flammenwerfer.

Sadly Hans favorite toy is prohibited since the end of WWII

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Hey leave Deryn alone you total retarded sped! You're just jelous.

No one is jealous of a fat delusional retard furfag.

That's you, in case you're too dumb to figure that out. Which you are.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Straight, to the point and in German. Beautiful.

Ich habe Gefühle für eine Zeichentrick-Ente.