🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hollywood Hitler]

HOW DO YOU FLIPPING TROLLS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS YET?

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AJ Smith gets to fuck Billy Joel now, just like Elton John got to bang Princess Di...
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First draft. He's not getting massive instant fame from Facebook, so he'll explore releasing songs where he's more appreciated.
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Latest edit, blaming the agents:
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Why not sue them too?

So, by Russ' logic, when Bob Dylan penned "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll" his intentions was to have sexy time with William Zantzinger?

 

[MysticMisty]

Anyone else giggling over the fact that he spelled it "gunn"?

I noticed that too, but this is the guy who signs his own name as "Ron". His handwriting is shit due to his fucked up hands, but at least he could've learned how to spell.

 

[The Dude]

So, by Russ' logic, when Bob Dylan penned "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll" his intentions was to have sexy time with William Zantzinger?

He thinks Elton John wrote Goodbye Norma Jean because Elton wanted to bang Marilyn Monroe. He's an idiot.

I noticed that too, but this is the guy who signs his own name as "Ron". His handwriting is shit due to his fucked up hands, but at least he could've learned how to spell.

Surely you meant "Rom", not Ron.

 

[redcent]

Surely you meant "Rom", not Ron.

Russ was a ferengi all along

 

[The Dude]

Russ was a ferengi all along

He is a greedy, sexist little troll who believes women shouldn't have any rights. And he's got fucked up ears and a goofy looking face. Except the Rom in DS9 was a sweet, innocent guy who was very respectful of women.

 

[Crispeacock]

Yeah, that's really suspicious. That would explain how a serious charge like that got swept under the rug. He was probably expecting the current charges to go the same way.

Its been proven that Judge has nothing to do with his family at ALL. Its a coincidence nothing more.

 

[AnOminous]

He thinks Elton John wrote Goodbye Norma Jean because Elton wanted to bang Marilyn Monroe. He's an idiot.

Well obviously Elton John is gay as Elton John, for one thing, so he didn't want to have sex with any women, even Marilyn Monroe, but also, he didn't write the lyrics. Bernie Taupin wrote them. I doubt he wanted to have sex with a dead woman when he wrote them though.

 

[Dusk]

O.K., guys, part two of his screenplay should be available now. Sorry for the delay--turns out I'm bad at self-imposed deadlines, because I know the bitch that set them, and she's full of shit.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

First draft. He's not getting massive instant fame from Facebook, so he'll explore releasing songs where he's more appreciated.

Kiwifarms record label when?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Kiwifarms record label when?

Funny you should ask...

 

[In Memoriam]

Its been proven that Judge has nothing to do with his family at ALL. Its a coincidence nothing more.

Where was this proven?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Quoth Wikipedia:



Ugh. It's going to take all my Kiwi powers to laugh at this sad case.

Once you prompt a suicide, it'll all get easier from there.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

Where was this proven?

I think when people were first looking into Russ' background Judge Greer came up as possibly being his dad. I know that it was proven that this definitely isn't the case, but I don't know if it was proven that there's no relation at all. It would be interesting if it turns out there is a connection.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Once you prompt a suicide, it'll all get easier from there.

Three year old post. We've learned so much more about this asshole since then.

 

[DarkAlien]

What's her face is encouraging him

 

[Pill Cosby]

In all seriousness do you think Russel is a virgin? If not then do you think he paid for it?

 

[talk talk talk]

Funny you should ask...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gi0VQ1TRs7U

My wife heard that in the other room and asked, "Was that you or was that the cat gacking?"

 

[Cleric of Autism]

In all seriousness do you think Russel is a virgin? If not then do you think he paid for it?

Have you not been paying attention?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Yea, Russ ain't no virgin, and he has the bans from many brothels to prove it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

In all seriousness do you think Russel is a virgin? If not then do you think he paid for it?

Lurk more, faggot.