🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[plattschwanz]

The next layer has been breached. The amount of money he's raking in will soon be halved compared to yesterday if it keeps on going like this.

Who'd have thought that something related to SA could be so thrilling in TYOOL 2020, this is great.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

So Lowtax probably has the power to take SA entirely offline with a few keystrokes, right? He might do it let the outrage die down for 48 hours. He will definitely hit the kill switch rather than hand it over to jannies.

I see his only option as saying he’s checking into rehab to deal with his depression and crippling spine pill addiction just like any washed up celebrity who gets arrested for smacking around his GF.

I don't see him throwing a switch like that, because he needs the money.

However, him heading into rehab with this 'baby, I'm going to change, I promise I'll be better,' narrative to try to save face and salvage subscribers is real plausible.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

I don't see him throwing a switch like that, because he needs the money.

However, him heading into rehab with this 'baby, I'm going to change, I promise I'll be better,' narrative to try to save face and salvage subscribers is real plausible.

The narrative is squarely being set as "Logan is mentally unwell and what she said was a lie and btw https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage if you want the forum to stay up"

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

Signed up for Something Awful years ago to keep up with a thread that was moving too fast. And what do you know? A thread about Something Awful moving too fast is why I finally signed up here. Poetry.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Makes a change from walking into a door.

I also always call the police when I hurt myself accidentally at my home. Retracting/explaining away is also never a thing that happens at domestic violence situations.

However, him heading into rehab with this 'baby, I'm going to change, I promise I'll be better,' narrative to try to save face and salvage subscribers is real plausible.

This would mean he would have to admit he was in the wrong about something. He has never, ever done that and was willing to pass up a lot of good stuff coming his way solely because of it. I admit it would be the best way out but I'm not that sure he's going to take it. His ego is way too fragile.

 

[Loose Goose]

"fallen down the stairs", eh?

Pak chooie unf.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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This sounds very similar to the first post she made in this thread, you know, the one before her SECOND accusation? Hey unrelated but I wonder if Lowtax has access to her Facebook

 

[X Prime]

Remember that this is the actual reason the mods and the eternally political C-SPAM goons they love so much want Lowtax gone so bad. They're mad that somehow, he is actually a moderating influence on their insanity.

 

[Burn Book]

Lol, the GBS thread already has people saying "well, maybe it is true" and some are pretending to be really confused about her Facebook post "being similar" to the previous one which somehow makes it a Kiwifarm provocation or something, as if they can't check her Facebook and see it's still there, obviously written by either her or Richard.

Things will be back to normal with nobody really quitting the forums before the end of the week (except I doubt many people will go back to giving money to Lowtax, in any case).

 

[metroid_fetish]

This is performance art taken to a new level. It has transcended zaniness and it eclipses even the wackiest of previous endeavors. What we are witnessing here, folks, is the birth of an entirely new form of comedy. Somethingawful.com is motherfucking back, y'all!

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I also always call the police when I hurt myself accidentally at my home. Retracting/explaining away is also never a thing that happens at domestic violence situations.

This would mean he would have to admit he was in the wrong about something. He has never, ever done that and was willing to pass up a lot of good stuff coming his way solely because of it. I admit it would be the best way out but I'm not that sure he's going to take it. His ego is way too fragile.

If his Patreon bottoms out and he has absolutely no sustainable income, he could get desperate enough. Addicts and abusers often come around to the option, because it can be framed in a manner that makes them look blameless and 'out of control'. That's something Rich could latch onto.

Logan's second retraction, wow. At this point, between KF and SA, it's really looking like some battered partner syndrome.

 

[Brain Problems]

Lol, the GBS thread already has people saying "well, maybe it is true" and some are pretending to be really confused about her Facebook post "being similar" to the previous one which somehow makes it a Kiwifarm provocation or something, as if they can't check her Facebook and see it's still there, obviously written by either her or Richard.

Things will be back to normal with nobody really quitting the forums before the end of the week (except I doubt many people will go back to giving money to Lowtax, in any case).

The damage to the patreon is the big one and it aint coming back unless lowtax really passes his next dozen charisma checks.

 

[Aquinas]

Dont worry guys, this was just lowtax protecting Logan from space

 

[Throwing Romans]

The damage to the patreon is the big one and it aint coming back unless lowtax really passes his next dozen charisma checks.

he'd have to suddenly manage to appear sober for that to happen.

 

[Marissa Moira]

he'd have to suddenly manage to appear sober for that to happen.

Countdown to him crying on Gaming Garbage.

 

[Hesa]

This sounds very similar to the first post she made in this thread, you know, the one before her SECOND accusation? Hey unrelated but I wonder if Lowtax has access to her Facebook

As you post on one account that post appears on the other account. I've never seen that on facebook before but it's not something I use that much these days. Both account names are different so I'm not sure if they have combined their accounts or something.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Countdown to him crying on Gaming Garbage.

he hasn't even done one of those in three fucking months

 

[Rebel Wilson]

That damn internalized misogyny of mine, turning me into an MRA for defending women being abused by a sleezebag pill-head. Lowtax is a hero!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Things will be back to normal with nobody really quitting the forums before the end of the week (except I doubt many people will go back to giving money to Lowtax, in any case).

Maybe, but I kind of doubt it. SA is filled with wokies and the most unwoke thing you can do is give cash to a dude with three domestics.

"Omg, look at these nazis chuds capitalist bootlickers."

"Yeah. Wait, dont you post on that forum owned by the guy who beat three women up and spends 75$ on cookies?"

Witch hunting has gone far too long as standard there. That and with the admin/mod sperg out , some kind of dramatic change has to happen.

 

[Hesa]

Logan's second retraction, wow. At this point, between KF and SA, it's really looking like some battered partner syndrome.

That's how how see it. It's almost a set pattern.