💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meriasek]

Bob wouldn't know what "healthy" looked like if they slathered it in lard, injected it with cheese and deep fried it.

I guess someone who is famously fat and yet manages to have sunken cheeks does know best about how to look seriously unhealthy.
Also, I like how he says that he WOULD follow instructions whatever, and gives absolutely zero comments on what he actually puts on for sex. And you just KNOW that if he actually had sex he'd absolutely comment on what he puts on, or proclaim how he doesn't like music because it'd distract him too much from pleasing his partner like a true non-obsolete.

Yeah, just gimme those islamic ratings or whatever for the mental image. I had it, and so you get to share the pain.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob would only fuck to the Super Mario Bros. 3 music.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Asking what music Bob would play if he had sex is like asking what would happen if an unstoppable force met an unmovable object, or if God could create a stone so heavy even he couldn't lift it. It's impossible to know because there's no situation where it could actually happen.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob would only fuck to the Super Mario Bros. 3 music.

Asking what music Bob would play if he had sex is like asking what would happen if an unstoppable force met an unmovable object, or if God could create a stone so heavy even he couldn't lift it. It's impossible to know because there's no situation where it could actually happen.

There's a better choice. Only one choice, really.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob would only fuck to the Super Mario Bros. 3 music.

Considering how fast the hooker would want to leave the room, and how little money Bob would be able to pay her, it would sound more like this:

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Also, I like how he says that he WOULD follow instructions whatever, and gives absolutely zero comments on what he actually puts on for sex.

Spoiler: you knows it, boyo

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob would only fuck to the Super Mario Bros. 3 music.

Spoiler: you knows it, boyo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TmnZgBpYG_4

And after the first 30 seconds...

 

[Jarolleon]

Yes, Bob, YouTube execs are obviously KKK grand wizards.

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Haggis is fucking delicious. But Bob’s mayonnaise ghoul palate prefers salmonella-imbued Mountain Dew chicken. He is, after all, brother of the dude who’s bragging on Twitter about his filthy fucking backyard situation. Looks like something out of the most ill-kept parts of Appalachia:

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Imagine being so far left that you think social media companies have a far-right bias.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, I like how he says that he WOULD follow instructions whatever

The only sex-related instructions Bob would ever get from a woman are “GTFO before I call the cops.” Ain’t no one fucking him ever.

 

[blablabla]

the fact that this usless fat piece of shit thinks that he can review videogames, films, music, books AND ALSO that he has

Yes, Bob, YouTube execs are obviously KKK grand wizards.

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Haggis is fucking delicious. But Bob’s mayonnaise ghoul palate prefers salmonella-imbued Mountain Dew chicken. He is, after all, brother of the dude who’s bragging on Twitter about his filthy fucking backyard situation. Looks like something out of the most ill-kept parts of Appalachia:

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the chipmans are suck bottom dwellers white trash holy fuck

 

[kiwipenguin]

More nu-ra sperging

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1274747746940071936

Bob misunderstanding a controversy, I've never seen that before.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1274774967343874052

 

[Flexo]

Bob misunderstanding a controversy, I've never seen that before.

Bob, let me try and explain this in a way you'll understand.

Remember how you felt when Yoshi's Island (the SEQUEL to Super Mario World) revealed the brothers as from the Mushroom Kingdom?

Yeah, it's a little like that!

 

[RSVP]

Bob misunderstanding a controversy, I've never seen that before.
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1274774967343874052

The Adventures of the Guy Who Hasn't Started Paying Attention

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s not oversized, Chris. It’s Bob-sized. Also, I’m begging you, Bob: Please learn to dress yourself. You look like a child molester.

 

[Shield Breaker]

It’s not oversized, Chris. It’s Bob-sized. Also, I’m begging you, Bob: Please learn time dress yourself. You look like a child molester.

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What makes you think he isn't?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob, let me try and explain this in a way you'll understand.

Remember how you felt when Yoshi's Island (the SEQUEL to Super Mario World) revealed the brothers as from the Mushroom Kingdom?

Yeah, it's a little like that!

Or more accurately, it's like if Kamek beat Luigi to death with a golf club early in the game, Mario spends the rest of the game trying to avenge his brother but fails, and Kamek has a gay sex scene with Bowser which is supposed to be a feel good moment.

What makes you think he isn't?

Children can run pretty fast, kick pretty hard, and sense timidness in manchildren. He'd never stand a chance.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What makes you think he isn't?

Accusing someone of molesting kids isn’t something I’d ever do lightly. That’s a Bob move.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Accusing someone of molesting kids isn’t something I’d ever do lightly. That’s a Bob move.

I don't remember seeing even Bob do that. Which is a good thing; given Bob's massive issues with projection, I'd be very worried about his niece if he did.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't remember seeing even Bob do that. Which is a good thing; given Bob's massive issues with projection, I'd be very worried about his niece if he did.

He did it just last week, as detailed by Mola Ram here.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He did it just last week, as detailed by Mola Ram here.

He implied that Rowling was worse than a child molester, which isn't quite the same thing. It's a very warped perspective, but it doesn't make me wonder if he's actually fucking kids. It would make me wonder if his head is stuffed full of fat instead of brains, but we already know the answer to that one.