❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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Was Vaush the one who accidentally revealed the Naked Entity on stream like a month ago?
Yeah.
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So, I have a new head-canon and I defy you to tell me it's bullshit. You know when Lauren Southern met up with Greg and June, and there was widespread speculation that they all fucked?

Here's what really happened: Greg and June proposed that Greg fuck Lauren in front of Junea threeway, and Lauren turned them down. Greg never got over it, hence all the fallout since from either him or June.
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So, I have a new head-canon and I defy you to tell me it's bullshit. You know when Lauren Southern met up with Greg and June, and there was widespread speculation that they all fucked?

Here's what really happened: Greg and June proposed that Greg fuck Lauren in front of Junea threeway, and Lauren turned them down. Greg never got over it, hence all the fallout since from either him or June.
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That actually makes a whole lot of sense.

Maybe the something he's going to record is him fapping on camera to Southern's picture before fantasizing about sending it to her and finally deleting it.
 
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June is all over Vaush's dick, if you click a random tweet of his then chances are you'll find her in the replies and I bet any amount of money that this pisses off Greg and makes him jealous. It'd be funny if she left Greg to join Vaush in his freaky poly relationship so she can be a true lefty like him.
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Seeing as Vaush's 1.5inch penis has been made public while Greg's member is still unknown... I'ma go with downgrade.
There's no way Vaush makes up for his size in coitus with stamina and virility either.
She's getting no dick from Greg, normal sized or not, though. A woman has needs...
 
Interesting.

Is Vaush an upgrade or a downgrade from Greg?

The only thing that would remotely make Vaush an upgrade is their current earnings potential at this point in their careers. Vaush with his strong commie autist support is better set to be able to provide for himself vs Greg who's clearly on the decline phase of youtube fame with seemingly no marketable skills for an actual job.
 
... Greg who's clearly on the decline phase of youtube fame with seemingly no marketable skills for an actual job.
A skezy Chris Angel wannabe with a God complex whose fetishes, poor treatment of people and lack of intellectualism are all over the Internet isn't a marketable skill? Shocked I tell you.
 
Seeing as Vaush's 1.5inch penis has been made public while Greg's member is still unknown... I'ma go with downgrade.
There's no way Vaush makes up for his size in coitus with stamina and virility either.

Downgrade in my books. Vaush is lusting after horsecock. Greg at least after Trannycock, he has the decency to stay within the species. And at least Greg lusts after halfway human looking persons, while Vaush has something that looks like a shaven sasquatch in the background of his livestream running around. Such sad looking tits should only be allowed for 50 year old multitimes moms. This broad is not even 30.... :cryblood:
 
People underestimate how easy it is for women to pack their shit and start over. Lauren did it after fucking her way through the alt-right/alt-light. June can do the same thing. It's fun to joke about her age, but let's not get carried away. Twenty-eight is not old. Candace Owens was thirty when she married a man who's set to inherit millions. And she's Black. They're supposedly on the bottom of the dating hierarchy. Do you think a childless white woman couldn't find a man to pay for all her shit?

June simps for losers like Greg (and Vaush) because she's never cared about finding a decent partner. If she did, it'd be a cake-walk. She could leave Greg and announce a new engagement in 4-6 months.
 
People underestimate how easy it is for women to pack their shit and start over. Lauren did it after fucking her way through the alt-right/alt-light. June can do the same thing. It's fun to joke about her age, but let's not get carried away. Twenty-eight is not old. Candace Owens was thirty when she married a man who's set to inherit millions. And she's Black. They're supposedly on the bottom of the dating hierarchy. Do you think a childless white woman couldn't find a man to pay for all her shit?

June simps for losers like Greg (and Vaush) because she's never cared about finding a decent partner. If she did, it'd be a cake-walk. She could leave Greg and announce a new engagement in 4-6 months.

Is it because June is conventionally attractive, or are men desperate?
 
Is it because June is conventionally attractive, or are men desperate?
idk how so many people find her attractive, she has a mouse face and looks like a minor. I mean she looks a little bit more adult nowadays but back in 2016, I'd believe you if you told me she was 14.
 
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