The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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You're a Big Guy powiedział(a):
Go in to work, and now you have to watch Druckmann dry hump Laura Bailey in a mocap suit.
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If you're passionate about your interests, you'll never 'work' a day in your life.

I really just wish we could see some kid streaming his exciting PS5 plaython for christmas, with his extended, old family members watching. "OOH, wow look at how real these things are. You know when I bought your daddy a supra-nintindo I thought those looked great this is just- what the hell is THAT? Honey, did you buy this porno game for our grandson?!"
"I just bought that racing one, there shouldn't be wieners in that"
"This game CAME WITH THE POLYSTATION? What in the hell am I looking at?" (depraved anal sex occuring in background)
 
I can't even begin to describe how much I fucking hate this. If we went back to 2013 and told people that the sequel would have the writer insert himself into a no-lube tranny sex scene nobody would believe us.
 
I still can't believe that every single one, like every single one, of the leaks turned out to be true. At this point, the leaks could say there's an after credits scene where Ellie gets eaten by a pack of wolves and I'd believe it.
 
The Fresh Maker powiedział(a):
I still can't believe that every single one, like every single one, of the leaks turned out to be true. At this point, the leaks could say there's an after credits scene where Ellie gets eaten by a pack of wolves and I'd believe it.
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I wonder what happened to the people that were saying the leaks were fake now that the game actually came out?
 
So maybe I missed it, but what were Joel's "dark past deeds!" Troy was CONVINCED would make us A-Okay with him getting Tigrr Woods'd?
 
What if they reveal that what was seen in TLOF1 was not what really happened and everything we saw was only looking like it did because it was seen throught the eye of Joel who they retcon as a madman who's so fucked up mentally his perception of reality is completely different from reality (like Pyro from "Meet the Pyro" and in reality the people he killed were innocent people? It's absolutely retarded but we are talking about a bunch that is hugely retarded
 
Alright.

So. A friend of mine had decided to stream TLoU2. Here’s his impressions and mine.

The leaks are true. All of it. It’s comedic in a morbid way how bad it all is. The only redeeming quality is the environment and the core gameplay mechanic.

The narrative is a contrived, drawn out, poorly paced, and spit-in-your-face kind of assholishly bad. I’ve talked to other streamers about it and the op is all the same.

“When do we kill Abby?” “I’ll never like Abby.” “Who the fuck was Abby?” “God, please tell me we get to avenge Joel.” “... I’m speechless, to be honest. Why did some random girl get to kill him? He, he was a good dude, he should’ve died taking on a swarm of zombies or destroying the remenants of the fireflies, something.”

It’s crazy how people were fine with this game up until that point. It makes you wonder what caused it to get fucked this bad.

Tl;Dr- In the same way that everybody loves Raymond, everyone hates Abby. Top fucking Kek. Let the bonfire begin.
 
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