💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

jack orders an entire rack of ribs with black beans and rice and cole slaw while tammy orders a massive burger with baked beans (and then mentions that they got one to-go at the end)

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"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

According to the Wikipedia page for Lebanon, TN, "leb-nin" is the locally correct pronunciation. Adopting foreign place names and butchering their pronunciation is a time-honored American tradition. Jack, being a carpetbagging Californian, probably pronounced it "leb-a-non" once, was corrected by a local, and now goes around flaunting his new insider local knowledge.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3TX6FVDyfwc
"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

jack orders an entire rack of ribs with black beans and rice and cole slaw while tammy orders a massive burger with baked beans (and then mentions that they got one to-go at the end)

Wyświetl załącznik 1366373

Wyświetl załącznik 1366374
Well, in fairness, that is how it's pronounced in TN. Likewise they pronounce LA-fay-ette as la-FAY-ette.
 
I know he is a terrible person, but I admire the fact that he didn't give up his youtube channel after his stroke. For better or worse, he has a lot of mental strength. Most like the kind that comes with absolute lack of self-awareness, but still...
well of course he has to keep doing youtube. no one's gonna hire a 50 something year old stroked out idiot with a dead arm

aside from putting out a couple low energy videos per week, he does nothing but sit on the couch all day and go on FB while tammy works and supports the family. quitting youtube would probably be the last straw for tammy
 
well of course he has to keep doing youtube. no one's gonna hire a 50 something year old stroked out idiot with a dead arm

aside from putting out a couple low energy videos per week, he does nothing but sit on the couch all day and go on FB while tammy works and supports the family. quitting youtube would probably be the last straw for tammy

I dunno, actually. If he wasn't fucking around on Youtube and making her do all these stupid product reviews with him she'd probably be able to get him to do chores and shit. I know he probably can't do everything all that well anymore but he'd at least be able to roll the vacuum around or un/load the dishwasher and that sorta thing. I can imagine he uses YT as an excuse not to do that anymore.
 
well of course he has to keep doing youtube. no one's gonna hire a 50 something year old stroked out idiot with a dead arm

aside from putting out a couple low energy videos per week, he does nothing but sit on the couch all day and go on FB while tammy works and supports the family. quitting youtube would probably be the last straw for tammy

It’s not like he’s making any money making videos, though. He doesn’t even pull in enough to cover the cost of his ingredients. If he quit, they could get all of their shitty gear out of the kitchen and Jack’s ego would appropriately take a few steps down. Win-Win for the Scalfani’s, but not for us, IMO.
 
I thought big T made a lot more money than to have a Ford as her dream car. And does she really need an SUV as the parent of three grown children, Jack included?
Dude there are few things more Karen than rolling up in an SUV, parking in the handicapped spot, and strolling out like you own the place, shiny new haircut, and telling your tard "Ill only be a minute hun".

I absolutely believe she would think of a Ford Ranger over a Mercedes or some shit.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3TX6FVDyfwc
"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

jack orders an entire rack of ribs with black beans and rice and cole slaw while tammy orders a massive burger with baked beans (and then mentions that they got one to-go at the end)

Wyświetl załącznik 1366373

Wyświetl załącznik 1366374

Fuck me, all of their food looks horrible. That rack of ribs looks dry as a bone, the burger just looks sloppy and impossible to eat, and the beans look like something drained from the bottom of a sewage tank.

Surely neither of those are intended to be portions for individuals, right?
 
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