U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

"hey maaan! remember, man, like back then, dude? like, we were like, one big country and shit, man! right in seattle! it was totally rad bro! we never felt more free in our lives those days. we felt human. i... i felt alive."

 

[By Yaniv's Beard]

Black and woke: we wuz kangz and shit. Egypt was all black people paradise, and we called it kemet.

Just plain woke: as I stare out of the window of my large 5 bedroom house, I realise that I am the champion of the impoverished and uneducated working class and I'm really anti-slavery, all monuments, countries, and things built by my nigga slaves must be destroyed.

Link to an article I can't believe is real.

 

[Collections Agent]

CHAZ has been the best real-world gift for the Internet since the first season of HWNDU

I want them to try to secede tbh

 

[QuokkaCaptain]

CHAZ has been the best real-world gift for the Internet since the first season of HWNDU

In the 20 minutes since I posted this, they have climbed to 1.7k dislikes (so ~300 dislikes in that time) whilst only gaining about twelve likes.

ETA: The stream ended a minute ago. IDK if they planned it that way or they just realized they were getting the piss taken out of them online, but still, quality show.

ETA 2: God bless the fucking internet

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

In the 20 minutes since I posted this, they have climbed to 1.7k dislikes (so ~300 dislikes in that time) whilst only gaining about twelve likes.

They never said you'd get a good like to dislike ratio going into this comrade. Sometimes it's hard to change history. You have to fight for those likes, tooth and nail.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Black and woke: we wuz kangz and shit. Egypt was all black people paradise, and we called it kemet.

Just plain woke: as I stare out of the window of my large 5 bedroom house, I realise that I am the champion of the impoverished and uneducated working class and I'm really anti-slavery, all monuments, countries, and things built by my nigga slaves must be destroyed.

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Link to an article I can't believe is real.

Maybe they should all go to Egypt and try to destroy it? I’m sure the Egyptians will be very welcoming.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Black and woke: we wuz kangz and shit. Egypt was all black people paradise, and we called it kemet.

Just plain woke: as I stare out of the window of my large 5 bedroom house, I realise that I am the champion of the impoverished and uneducated working class and I'm really anti-slavery, all monuments, countries, and things built by my nigga slaves must be destroyed.

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Link to an article I can't believe is real.

The article has no sources, and only claims it came from CNN (with no link). Every Google result is just people on Reddit and Twitter linking to this sole Egyptian Independent article. My honest take is that this "news" website is just a bad conspiracy site with no credibility, similar to those fake news Russian and Chinese websites which popped up frequently in 2015-16.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Do you think their flux state would be allowed to leave their six measly blocks if they happened to pull off the miracle of Trump humoring their little idea.


I have to give it to you that image made me laugh so fucking hard just now I almost fell out of my chair

If they wanted to be autonomous I don't think it's a terribly bad idea to do a modern rat utopia experiment. Close off those six blocks and have Trump make an announcement

"You now have your independence, here are a few seeds, you'll need to start growing food the world is watching you"

It would be the ultimate entertainment

Survivor: Seattle

Set up ICE on the border, cut the power and water lines (they ain't paying for them, after all), wait a month, then march in a platoon of infantry in front of a truck loaded with MREs and declare the annexation of CHAZ into the State of Washington and City of Seattle.

 

[los pepes]

Set up ICE on the border, cut the power and water lines (they ain't paying for them, after all), wait a month, then march in a platoon of infantry in front of a truck loaded with MREs and declare the annexation of CHAZ into the State of Washington and City of Seattle.

You spelled mobile gassing truck wrong.

 

[The Last Stand]

The idea of "defund the police" might create a rift between blacks and hispanics. https://www.americanthinker.com/blo..._dem_constituencies_hispanics_and_blacks.html

http://archive.vn/JGAGc

You STILL think rioting is a good idea? STILL think "defunding the police" is a good idea? Just look at that video alone and you'll see what happens when you get that wish.

You think the police are bad? Just wait until people with nothing to lose start enforcing their own communities. THIS is what happens; people regress to animalistic behavior. You know what animals do? They get territorial. You step in their area, they will want you out.

At least the Koreans were exercising their Second Amendment rights by protecting their storefronts and property when the police couldn't ... or rather WOULDN'T. This is pure lawless warfare. Hispanic gang members versus Blacks. No questions asked.

A nation without law and order, anarchy and the criminals run things. Chicago has been a lawless hellhole for decades. Now without the police, it's literally open season. "GTA shit" as somebody said, that's the most accurate statement I heard from that whole video.

I said it once, I'll say it again. TERMINATE AND PROSECUTE THE WHOLE CHICAGO GOVERNMENT. They are doing absolutely nothing while they watch minorities kill each others.

 

[Puff]

Black and woke: we wuz kangz and shit. Egypt was all black people paradise, and we called it kemet.

Just plain woke: as I stare out of the window of my large 5 bedroom house, I realise that I am the champion of the impoverished and uneducated working class and I'm really anti-slavery, all monuments, countries, and things built by my nigga slaves must be destroyed.

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Link to an article I can't believe is real.

No fucking way. I want it to be the onion. It's not the onion.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

i wish this anarchist uprising shit made half as much sense as what you'd see in the plot of some retarded 90s video game. it feels like I'm watching the world end and the gods are even denying us an end that wasn't so shameful. what a retarded dystopia, now judge dredd is all utopian fantasy.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

This appears to be true. I don't know know about the key part, but there's clearly some confusion as to how the protesters got into the building.

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LINK: https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1270576165678469120

These dipshits don't even realize that their liberal faggot statehouse does not equal or relate to anything with the national government of the United States. It is THEIR seat of government and they're ruining it.

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

This guy is some kind of schizo sovereign citizen. Its great.

The sign reads "REPAIR-ATIONS". Why?! That doesn't change the meaning the of the word, it only makes them seem like they didn't know the definition. The root of reparations is repair!

All the mammoth obese people waddling around the background is hilarious.

The noise gate or whatever they're using makes the clapping sound like fapping.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

You spelled mobile gassing truck wrong.

Call me optimistic, but a month of not having a government or infrastructure might teach them a valuable lesson along the lines of "burning your city down is a bad idea"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

obviously a joke
you can tell with the **pats self on back**
and the whole "my 2 year old kid said something profound" is a "and everyone clapped" level meme at this piont

And that 2 year old... was Nelson Mandela.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Another Challenger

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

I'm sorry I don't have an article to share but my girlfriend just texted me from downtown Seattle saying that Kshama Sawant, our infamously socialist revolutionary city council member, has used her personal key to city hall to allow the rioters access. I can't verify it at this very second, but just forwarding info on a story that may be developing.

Edit- Came back with some sauce.
Local - https://archive.md/AgR6R

Everybody else- https://archive.md/pQfZV

https://archive.md/ZagzS

https://archive.md/8QWKt

https://archive.md/F5Di2

LOL "Mayor Jenny."

Michigan, USA

Saginaw
Police identify 71-year-old Huron County [Edit: Thumb Area] man who allegedly pulled a firearm while driving past a BLM protest in Saginaw. His identity will not be released to the public unless they decide to arraign him.

Police identify motorist who pulled gun during Black Lives Matter protest in Saginaw Township

Detectives have interviewed the man, who is 71 and lives in the Thumb area.

www.mlive.com

(archive)

I've identified him:

"Oh yeah."

Yeah, I'm going to disagree there.

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Imagine a theme park putting money in to change an entire ride because of an internet petition.

Imagine the biggest English dictionary on the face of the Earth changing the definition of a word because of an email from a 22 year old girl.

 

[Thatonedude]

Little off topic but whats 2020 got for us?


Nigger riots? CoronaVirus? And now some Mosquito Virus

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

That's a decent amount of wood. I hope they get it because I want to see what the fuck they manage to build with it.

The funny thing is, that "3x4" is pretty much standard for where I am in treated wood for those cheap ass play structures people build in their back yards for their kids that urbanites call railway ties. Using a full 4x4 is too much overkill and waste, and they can charge the same, but 2x4 is more likely to twist and bow. And 94 inches? That person is exceptional in many ways. Not a 92 5/8 stud, nor an eight foot length. It's like they thought they knew something they didn't.

The person suggesting that either has absolutely no clue, or the only clue they have is from their middleclass backyard growing up. It's almost embarassing. It's like someone saying: "We will usher in world peace with.... .... ... SHRINKY DINKS! They come in 2.2 metrics!"

And it's not much wood at all. You could basically build a mock log cabin style garden shed out of it, and that's it.