SJW Art and Extremes

[DungeonMaster]

Here's some awful things off of tumblr, it's all Jojo LGBT pride. Sorry for any reposts.

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Spoiler: These two are particularly horrifying for me

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What the fuck is going on with those legs. The boobs? The hands?

JoJo is already as gay as it is. But Araki is a cultured man. He draws influence from a variety of sources, including Greek statues. He makes the flamboyancy tasteful, and pulls it off with class. It's how he takes the stupidest looking designs and makes them look cool and intimidating.

This, however, is pure kitsch. Superficial shit slapped everywhere with no harmony. Zero consideration for details. And in typical SJW fashion, only observes surface level quirks and spins them around as though they're being subversive and edgy. It's no surprise that objective hideousness is the inevitable result.

It's like claiming you're overthrowing the stodgy old architectural establishment by painting one house blue on a street full of red houses. Sure, it's different, i'll give you that. But not in a clever or meaningful way.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

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made a kiwi pride sweater in AC for the queer kiwis

edit: made a couple more

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I'm starting to think that you guys are making your own version of Pride that you claim to hate so much. I don't see how this is any different from Tumblr's pride pins and stuff.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I'm starting to think that you guys are making your own version of Pride that you claim to hate so much. I don't see how this is any different from Tumblr's pride pins and stuff.

The big difference is that we don't take it deathly seriously and we're not calling anyone who doesn't like it kiwiphobes.

 

[Aib Ld]

And back on-topic: Guess Who!
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Spoiler: Answer

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Why is King DDD drawn like a dinosaur?
He's a small cuddly penguin, not... that.

Spoiler: what he looks like

 

[Leaf-eon]

>Meta Knight is "pure spanish"
>skin is literally darker than King Dedede, a black dude

I don't think this person realizes that Spaniards are white Europeans.

I think the artist mixed up Spanish (Spain) with Latin ( Mexico and other central and south american countries).

 

[Kaze no Kuronoa]

I think the artist mixed up Spanish (Spain) with Latin ( Mexico and other central and south american countries).

If this came from Tumblr, I would not be surprised if they didn't even know that Spain is an actual country (archive) and that Spanish is not a "Latino-only" language.

This blog has a couple other examples here (archive) and here (archive), and it is funny because Spaniards are a language minority as 90% of Spanish-speakers are Latino.

 

[Corn Flakes]

If this came from Tumblr, I would not be surprised if they didn't even know that Spain is an actual country (archive) and that Spanish is not a "Latino-only" language.
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This blog has a couple other examples here (archive) and here (archive), and it is funny because Spaniards are a language minority as 90% of Spanish-speakers are Latino.

Holy shit. I knew Americans were self-centered when it came to world geography, but I didn't think we were that bad.

Fuck, we fought a war against the Spanish! So they haven't bothered to look at a map of Europe or open a history book in their lives.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

Sorta typical SJW art, but it bothers the shit outta me. It's like furries who also want their social justice gratification right here, right now.

Spoiler

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Sorta typical SJW art, but it bothers the shit outta me. It's like furries who also want their social justice gratification right here, right now.

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Dangerhairs and unstable people shouldn't be around kids, period.
Also lol'd at how the homeless thot says stress "amplified" her autism.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Sorta typical SJW art, but it bothers the shit outta me. It's like furries who also want their social justice gratification right here, right now.

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'Colonists destroyed my openly gender variant culture'...uhh what? What country is that person even meant to be from, as I don't recall any culture having something like that, unless I have missed something.

 

[Corn Flakes]

'Colonists destroyed my openly gender variant culture'...uhh what? What country is that person even meant to be from, as I don't recall any culture having something like that, unless I have missed something.

SJWs read historians giving a politically-correct translation to the native term for "tribe transvestite/bicycle/boytoy" and assume it was a distinct gender. I'll give you overwhelming odds that the native "third genders" and "transgenders" they venerate so much were just gay people who were forced by their customs to wear the opposite sex's clothes in order to justify their attraction to their own sex.

They weren't being progressive or woke, they were enforcing rigid gender norms.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

SJWs read historians giving a politically-correct translation to the native term for "tribe transvestite/bicycle/boytoy" and assume it was a distinct gender. I'll give you overwhelming odds that the native "third genders" and "transgenders" they venerate so much were just gay people who were forced by their customs to wear the opposite sex's clothes in order to justify their attraction to their own sex.

They weren't being progressive or woke, they were enforcing rigid gender norms.

And even if this gender paradise was true, colonialism happened hundreds of years ago. The culture was long gone before this chick so it didn't destroy her way of life. Also taking jobs is about immigrants so she or her parents had move to america for this apply. That would mean they chose this new culture and way of life instead being forsed in to it.

 

[tamago]

If this came from Tumblr, I would not be surprised if they didn't even know that Spain is an actual country (archive) and that Spanish is not a "Latino-only" language.
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This blog has a couple other examples here (archive) and here (archive), and it is funny because Spaniards are a language minority as 90% of Spanish-speakers are Latino.

Fucking Port o' Rico instead of Puerto Rico WTF

 

[NoReturn]

'Colonists destroyed my openly gender variant culture'...uhh what? What country is that person even meant to be from, as I don't recall any culture having something like that, unless I have missed something.

And even if this gender paradise was true, colonialism happened hundreds of years ago. The culture was long gone before this chick so it didn't destroy her way of life. Also taking jobs is about immigrants so she or her parents had move to america for this apply. That would mean they chose this new culture and way of life instead being forsed in to it.

Don't you guys know? Being a ladyboy is an inborn genetic trait of the natives of LGBTQuackistan.

Fucking Port o' Rico instead of Puerto Rico WTF

Ah Port O'Rico, known for its capital city Saint Eoin, the isle is famous for its delicious Tostones and Potato Rellenos.

 

[Carmina Burana]

As if the source material wasn't a big enough crime against humanity....

Spoiler: STAR WARS HERESY

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

As if the source material wasn't a big enough crime against humanity....

Spoiler: STAR WARS HERESY

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Absoluetly nothing in that picture screams Star Wars to me. I recognise nothing and no one (unless its entirely new and not fan art).

 

[Carmina Burana]

Absoluetly nothing in that picture screams Star Wars to me. I recognise nothing and no one (unless its entirely new and not fan art).

My bad. I thought everyone would spot the swipe.



It's fan art for a shitty syfy channel show stealing the layout of a poster by Drew Struzan but, y'know, subverting expectations.

 

[cr0wnd]

As if the source material wasn't a big enough crime against humanity....

Spoiler: STAR WARS HERESY

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That is the least cool looking gun I've ever seen

 

[Ärsyyntynyt Suomalainen]

As if the source material wasn't a big enough crime against humanity....

Spoiler: STAR WARS HERESY

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Lmao, the "gun" looks like a smart phone with a handle

 

[Private Pyle]

Sorta typical SJW art, but it bothers the shit outta me. It's like furries who also want their social justice gratification right here, right now.

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Also take note how comic shits on the trans person for being straight, as if straight trans are ineligible for LGBT membership for the crime of not wanting to fuck other gays.
Yet it still has the balls to call other people intolerant.