💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackDavis]

lol where did you find this?

he looks far healthier and full of life here so i'm gonna guess its from years ago

This was from one of his first Cooking with Jack shows. He was bragging that he was noticed by a fan at a restaurant and the fan and his friends wanted pics with him. That wasn't the fan, it was his girlfriend or sister.

 

[DX10]

So I think we've conclusively discovered in the last 10-20 pages or so that Jack consumes at least 4000 calories a day, potentially up to 8000, right? And that's just based on what we've seen him eat out, and not everything he's eaten/consumed at home. He could potentially be drinking a couple thousand more calories in soda/coffee/flavored water, too?

 

[Aaway]

So I think we've conclusively discovered in the last 10-20 pages or so that Jack consumes at least 4000 calories a day, potentially up to 8000, right? And that's just based on what we've seen him eat out, and not everything he's eaten/consumed at home. He could potentially be drinking a couple thousand more calories in soda/coffee/flavored water, too?

yeah the scalfanis definitely consume lots of flavored water

this was from last week

 

[captkrisma]

yeah the scalfanis definitely consume lots of flavored water

this was from last week
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The coconut water has 18g of carbs per bottle. That is nearly your daily alloted carb intake in one go.

The Ice+caffeine has 70mg of caffeine per can, so if he chugs down a sixer, that is around 420mg of caffeine.

Also we know they both consume much more caffeine (especially Jack with his coffee chased by a fucking Bang energy drink).

These people are not healthy in the slightest.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Didn't jack blamed his 1st stroke on caffeine ?

 

[EvilDroid64]

Didn't jack blamed his 1st stroke on caffeine ?

Yes.

 

[Aaway]

not sure if its been posted before, but there's a cooking with jack subreddit that was created by none other than jack himself years ago

looks like none of his fans ever found out about it, and the only posts are just people making fun of him

jack's reddit. he hasn't posted anything in 3 years
https://www.reddit.com/user/jakatak/

 

[Adamska]

not sure if its been posted before, but there's a cooking with jack subreddit that was created by none other than jack himself years ago

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looks like none of his fans ever found out about it, and the only posts are just people making fun of him

jack's reddit. he hasn't posted anything in 3 years
https://www.reddit.com/user/jakatak/

Expect fatty to nuke it now since this thread brought it up, and he is that much of a thinskinned bitch.

 

[SiggyB]

The coconut water has 18g of carbs per bottle. That is nearly your daily alloted carb intake in one go.

The Ice+caffeine has 70mg of caffeine per can, so if he chugs down a sixer, that is around 420mg of caffeine.

Also we know they both consume much more caffeine (especially Jack with his coffee chased by a fucking Bang energy drink).

These people are not healthy in the slightest.

This is another stroke / aneurysm waiting to happen. Cholesterol to harden the blood vessels, fat to clot, sodium to thicken, caffeine to constrict.. Something's gonna pop or clog!

 

[Aaway]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

 

[Super Hans]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

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What kind of asshole names their daughter Flanders? Middle name, but still.

 

[Free the Pedos]

What kind of asshole names their daughter Flanders? Middle name, but still.

It’s probably her maiden name.
Very Christian to buy and brag about a fancy new car, Jack. Just what Jesus would do.

 

[salmonellajack]

Meanwhile Jack makes videos about drinking nuts from a glass in the hope he'll get a 5 dollar amazon gift card from his "sponsors"

 

[Canned Bread]

Expect fatty to nuke it now since this thread brought it up, and he is that much of a thinskinned bitch.

Apparently from the subreddit post Aaway put up, Jack isn't actually the owner of the subreddit, he is just a moderator, so he can't. Besides, I don't think Jack knows that the word nuke can mean something other than putting food in the microwave.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

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Tammy has “always wanted” a Ford Explorer? Depressing.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I looked at his reddit post history and saw this:




Curious, I clicked on the video:

I wasn’t aware of this “Letters from Jack” channel of his.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I looked at his reddit post history and saw this:

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Curious, I clicked on the video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DxN1Cu41tdI
I wasn’t aware of this “Letters from Jack” channel of his.

Watch the Chick Fil A one. Even by Jack standards it is unbelievably embarrassing.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Watch the Chick Fil A one. Even by Jack standards it is unbelievably embarrassing.

Holy shit, he’s fucking crazy. That’s like a Michael Scott move.

 

[DX10]

Why does this fucking dude have so many goddamned channels? He could barely struggle through like three videos a week, if that, when he had two working arms.

 

[Aaway]

I looked at his reddit post history and saw this:

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Curious, I clicked on the video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DxN1Cu41tdI
I wasn’t aware of this “Letters from Jack” channel of his.

letters from jack and his f as in frank channel offer the most in-depth look at just how fucking stupid jack is