[27-May-2020] The 100th Vest Streak Celebration Style Stream

[Pepper Jack]

Let's get the celebration over with.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm tired of the fucking vest bro.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm inVESTed in this stream.

 

[TheTractor]

This streak will continue up to the day he'll die; hopefully on stream from a stroke for the people's entertainement.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I wonder what tard magnet Philth will offer his special fans for just $100 (or more) per stream?

 

[actually]

I'm tired of the fucking vest bro.

I wonder what tard magnet Philth will offer his special fans for just $100 (or more) per stream?

Well lucky for you two, he'll be unveiling the BRAND NEW magnet during this "celebration".

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I imagine Phil might actually wash his armpits and face in the sink and splash a little water on his balls just for this special moment

 

[Schmeckel]

Assuming he's made some sort of inVESTment in a "tries it" shtreem... Tractors should listen for the chuffs from the camera man/khet as he eats whatever super-unhealthy garbage he's going to cram down his gullet, while a couple extra bags of not-food sit out of frame.

Ten grand for him to eat shit in shtreem. Unless it is an entire can of surstromming in one take, the collective ROI for the paypigs is supremely underwhelming.

 

[Gramh]

100 vest streak celebration for the fans = I know you all just dropped 10k on me, but we need more money so keep those wallets open while I cram food in my gullet and give my usual bland unprofessional take on a food item from a fast food place, you entertain me for the better part of the day by talking to me, and if you're lucky I MIGHT MIGHT remember that someone suggested I visit pwdubz island in animal crossing allowing you all to further entertain me while I give the bare minimum of reactionary conversation that depends entirely on how well the "crowdfunding" has gone for the day.

 

[tzgnilki]

his taxes are due in july, so i'm interested to see if there will be some connection to whatever shit he has planned next

and if 100 wheel chair streaks for the next vest will line up with the taxes due date

yoinked from @drgnkiller on twitter

 

[the khat quaffer]

Well lucky for you two, he'll be unveiling the BRAND NEW magnet during this "celebration".

Excited for the unveiling of the big floppy red shoes, dyed hair, and white face paint (equivalent).

 

[gh0stzero]

his taxes are due in july, so i'm interested to see if there will be some connection to whatever shit he has planned next

and if 100 wheel chair streaks for the next vest will line up with the taxes due date

yoinked from @drgnkiller on twitter

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Is he going to unveil his new crying refigerator?

 

[Near]

It's gonna be the kid

 

[harbinger]

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I’m trying to think of another vest pun.
...

 

[DiabeticSP]

his taxes are due in july, so i'm interested to see if there will be some connection to whatever shit he has planned next

and if 100 wheel chair streaks for the next vest will line up with the taxes due date

yoinked from @drgnkiller on twitter

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What music videos? But the idea of Phil having to listen to his own shitty prestream music while pretending its bangers is kinda hilarious.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ celebrating 12 days of wearing a vest

 

[ZehnBoat]

...
I’m trying to think of another vest pun.
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no need to shirt around the issue
the best thing phil did on stream was jacket


edit: i could have used skirt instead of shirt.. whatever

 

[Preferred Penne]

"Probable" and "possible" = Absolutely fucking not.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He bought a new vest, there is no alternative outcome. On the other hoof, he never fails to undermine his own agenda. A Yoshi costume to appeal to the kids, two times Bootleg Ross to appeal to the kids, maybe he dyes his hair blue. In the end I absolutely don't care and won't act surprised when he shows up in a full body clown costume.

Edit: Color me sarcastically surprised. He made a clown costume with vests.

 

[gaarashatan]

need to be some inVESTigations into his bankruptcy fraud and perjury