💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Blob's mother's replies sounds like the kind of noncommittal, agreeable praise that every mother gives to their 5 year old when she sees him proudly holding up a fingerpainting and declaring it "a picture of you, Mom!"

"Why yes, honey. That's nice. What's that? Your children's cartoons show girls kissing each other? That's nice....I suppose..... That one girl has different colored eyes.... Oh, it's a cat? Oh............cute...." (backs away slowly and places tupperware in the sink to wash and disinfect.) "Well, I have to get back to work, honey. Have lots of chores to do!" (Bob leaves. Bob's Mom slumps over the sink.) "Oh God, what did I do to deserve this? Lesbian Cartoons now. Oh well. At least this means he'll spend even MORE of his time jerking off in his basement and less time over here reminding me of my failures as a parent....."
 
Blob's mother's replies sounds like the kind of noncommittal, agreeable praise that every mother gives to their 5 year old when she sees him proudly holding up a fingerpainting and declaring it "a picture of you, Mom!"

"Why yes, honey. That's nice. What's that? Your children's cartoons show girls kissing each other? That's nice....I suppose..... That one girl has different colored eyes.... Oh, it's a cat? Oh............cute...." (backs away slowly and places tupperware in the sink to wash and disinfect.) "Well, I have to get back to work, honey. Have lots of chores to do!" (Bob leaves. Bob's Mom slumps over the sink.) "Oh God, what did I do to deserve this? Lesbian Cartoons now. Oh well. At least this means he'll spend even MORE of his time jerking off in his basement and less time over here reminding me of my failures as a parent....."
I decided to look a bit into this she-ra stuff by hoping over to TV Tropes.

The main character's lover at the start of the series:
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At the end of the series:
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Just saying... looks like the lesbianism went off when one of them adopted a pretty boyish look.
 
It's a pretty blatant case of r/thathappened
That's what makes the words he put in his mother's mouth even more cringeworthy. THAT is his idea of high praise. THAT is how he imagines it sounds when a mother is proud of her son. "That's nice, dear. If you'll excuse me, I have to go wash the Tupperware you brought back filthy."
 
Bob reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in the movie “Happiness.” There are no cartoon characters in that film so Bob probably hasn’t seen it, but let’s just say it’s not a likeness he should be flattered by.

Bob reminds me of the therapist guy more...
 
The fact that a mother she her forty year old son still watching kid cartoons is cringey as hell.
 
I’m sure Bob’s family has been grading him on a curve since he was born. But I bet his mom is relieved her husband isn’t here to witness these deep and meaningful conversations about lesbian She-ra and other kiddie (fiddler) crap. You know she’s wondered at least once or twice if her son is a little TOO into little kid fun, if you catch my drift.
 
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