💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

In case you wondered, yes, the wedding was even tackier than the video suggested. No napkins on the tables and that garish cake is... something. The pink ribbon around it should be seamless or at least have a hidden seam. Nope, the seam is right there facing the guests. ‍





I don’t know how such a small cake fed all their guests. This is one corpulent family with friends to match.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Can we add manchild to the title of the thread?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can we add manchild to the title of the thread?

If only Bob could find a woman willing to go on a date with him, we might have a Super Mario Bros. 3 wedding to look forward to someday. Alas, alas.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Every branch on this family tree has tested positive for mayo.

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Is this why Bob is a fan of eugenics? So that no one in his family could be born and spread autism into the world?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is this why Bob is a fan of eugenics? So that no one in his family could be born and spread autism into the world?

What are you talking about? These people are elite and most certainly not obsolete or genetically defective in any way.

 

[Positron]

Can we add manchild to the title of the thread?

It's understood.

 

[BubbleButt]

LOL

A Lego cake topper?!

Jesus Christ, kill me.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What are you talking about? These people are elite and most certainly not obsolete or genetically defective in any way.

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How is their floor still standing? The couch alone is busted on one side, sinking into the other. That rug hasn't seen a shampooer in at least a decade let alone a vacuum. Certainly fine ubermensch specimen!

 

[Mola Ram]

What are you talking about? These people are elite and most certainly not obsolete or genetically defective in any way.

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At least we now know Bob's weight loss strategy: hang out with even fatter fucks than himself.

 

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bob chipan is a legit mongoloid white trash inbred

 

[Flexo]

At least we now know Bob's weight loss strategy: hang out with even fatter fucks than himself.

Both of them?

 

[blablabla]

Yep, self-hating mayo ghoul. And in case you wondered if the previous photos were just from times when the housekeeper had the month off, peep this. Pay particular attention to the filthy food prep surfaces and grime-encrusted floors.

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I guess “not having access to strong cleaning solutions” is something both brothers struggle with.

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Just like this year, spring 2019 saw the Christmas decorations still out at the Chipmans’ house. Is it possible they haven’t put shit away or cleaned since before Christmas 2018?

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They let their baby crawl all over this disgusting carpet.

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Yes.

only bob chipman could be so vile to spend money on sous vide equipment instead of fixing his shit infested hovel or better yet moving out. holy fuck

 

[RandomBattles]

If only Bob could find a woman willing to go on a date with him, we might have a Super Mario Bros. 3 wedding to look forward to someday. Alas, alas.

Okay, now I actually hope for Bob to get married so we can see him walk the aisle dressed as Mario and his wife as Peach.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

only bob chipman could be so vile to spend money on sous vide equipment instead of fixing his shit infested hovel or better yet moving out. holy fuck

Those are photos of Chris and Sarah’s kitchen. But it looks just like Bob’s squalor, complete with filthy fucking floors and empties everywhere. Bob’s too fat and impatient for sous vide cooking.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s another example of Bob’s “allow scientists and experts to run government” mentality being dangerously stupid.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailynews.com/2020/05/12/ferrer-l-a-county-likely-to-extend-stay-home-orders-for-another-3-months/amp/

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Here’s another example of Bob’s “allow scientists and experts to run government” mentality being dangerously stupid.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailynews.com/2020/05/12/ferrer-l-a-county-likely-to-extend-stay-home-orders-for-another-3-months/amp/

There's more than enough threads on the site for scratching the political autism itch.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This might seem petty or BEC, but how fucking dumb and uncultured do you have to be to fail at setting the table? No napkins at a wedding reception and this is how they set places for a holiday dinner:



This family just LOVES its fucking clutter. I feel anxious just looking at their accumulated junk.

And in case you haven’t had the Bob barfs enough for one day:

 

[Marche]

Just revolting and sickening, those pictures give some of the shit in Sammi's thread a run for the money on disgusting mayo ghouls.
Even Masaokis kitchen is cleaner.

 

[Big Nasty]

What are you talking about? These people are elite and most certainly not obsolete or genetically defective in any way.

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Welcome to Slob City.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

What are you talking about? These people are elite and most certainly not obsolete or genetically defective in any way.

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Lookit the size of that lad on the couch. Absolute unit.