💰 Grifter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Buxinator]

Thanks that maybe some deity heard my prayers! After viewing the last stream of Nick, I wondered why the fuck this dude showed up. Either he is stupid or a troll; hence he tried to push some buttons and saying that Nick is a loser because Vic is in appeal and no decission is made so far but I'll go with the first because there were several parts, where he confused Nick with Dick (which is hard to do, but hey if you are that dump, nothing suprises me anymore).

And then there is one thing that bothers me, regarding his butthole. What the actual fuck is hanging beneath it? This can't be his cock or his nutsack, it must be some photoshop editing (besides the hat)

 

[Perspicacity]

Thanks that maybe some deity heard my prayers! After viewing the last stream of Nick, I wondered why the fuck this dude showed up. Either he is stupid or a troll; hence he tried to push some buttons and saying that Nick is a loser because Vic is in appeal and no decission is made so far but I'll go with the first because there were several parts, where he confused Nick with Dick (which is hard to do, but hey if you are that dump, nothing suprises me anymore).

And then there is one thing that bothers me, regarding his butthole. What the actual fuck is hanging beneath it? This can't be his cock or his nutsack, it must be some photoshop editing (besides the hat)

Have you been hiding under a rock or something? Also having seen PPP's privates live, it is indeed that massive.

As just a quick thing here.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "This guy just pulled his ass apart on stream…

archived 11 May 2020 03:08:13 UTC

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[Buxinator]

Have you been hiding under a rock or something?

TBH: Yes. IRL took its toll and didn't gave me time to catch up

 

[Yotsubaaa]

The one where Null is convinced to unban King of Pol should be identified and timestamped for general interest and also because IF just spills all over itself. It's also going to be a useful reference for every time someone asks why KoP is allowed back on here again

Here's the stream (preloaded at the 01:10:40 timestamp where Null unbans Bryan live, but the KoP discussion starts around 01:10:10):

 

[Mongo0o]

Nice OP. Been really curious who this weirdo is and the reasoning behind all the buzz about him

 

[instythot]

This is overdue. I don't necessarily think Ashton is a cow, I lean more heavily (haha) towards him being a really effective troll who doesn't care about getting splashed with his own piss filled balloon. Definitely interesting enough to talk about and follow

That said, we need a place to discuss him because until now the best fit has been the Ethan Ralph thread and many people there just want to talk about that from the "Ralph is a a pill popping slob, Gator is an omega, Flamenco is cripplingly autistic" angle

 

[MelloYello]

The one where Null is convinced to unban King of Pol should be identified and timestamped for general interest and also because IF just spills all over itself. It's also going to be a useful reference for every time someone asks why KoP is allowed back on here again

Ah, the plot thickens. Remember, it was KoP who published the CRP dox.
And we know for certain that Kraut was the one who "gathered the data" on this one, by his indadvertent admission.

Then there's Godwinson and his cabal, trying to rehabilitate KoP. Just a little favor among friends.
The thought that Kraut's been collaborating with a notorious "Sarg'n-detractor" like Godwinson the entire time is amusing,
but there's no solid evidence for that. Just peculiar coincidences.

What is certain is that they're all working towards a common goal now.
Either Kraut's acting as an opportunistic parasite, or this is just another flock of useful idiots he's been grooming on discord.

In any case, gay ops never change. They've always backfired on him. Every single time.
Sooner or later, he'll hit himself in the split dick over this.

 

[Revo]

A good reminder that on the first pages from Sargon of Akkad thread most of the users said that Sargon is not a cow and later Sargon became a cow.
The same thing could also apply in this thread not now, but in the future.

 

[instythot]

Ah, the plot thickens. Remember, it was KoP who published the CRP dox.
And we know for certain that Kraut was the one who "gathered the data" on this one, by his indadvertent admission.

Then there's Godwinson and his cabal, trying to rehabilitate KoP. Just a little favor among friends.
The thought that Kraut's been collaborating with a notorious "Sarg'n-detractor" like Godwinson the entire time is amusing,
but there's no solid evidence for that. Just peculiar coincidences.

What is certain is that they're all working towards a common goal now.
Either Kraut's acting as an opportunistic parasite, or this is just another flock of useful idiots he's been grooming on discord.

In any case, gay ops never change. They've always backfired on him. Every single time.
Sooner or later, he'll hit himself in the split dick over this.

Alternative hypothesis (haha): Kraut has given himself over to having fun online after what must have been a really stressful and depressing couple of years of Skepticism (tm). Time will tell. Either way, the cast of characters that's been assembled into the Godwinson Extended Universe is quite effective at making people think that some fuckery is afoot

 

[Unog]

A good reminder that on the first pages from Sargon of Akkad thread most of the users said that Sargon is not a cow and later Sargon became a cow.
The same thing could also apply in this thread not now, but in the future.

Guy showed his asshole on a stream as a powermove, I'm gonna vote cow.

 

[instythot]

Guy showed his asshole on a stream as a powermove, I'm gonna vote cow.

Corollary: He's doxed himself down to the sphincter level and just brushes it and everything else off now. What can his trolling targets throw at him that he can't just respond to with "yeah, well I showed my own asshole on stream.me. try harder, faggot"

Obviously bizarre choice no matter which way you view it from

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

How long before his IBS Star burns out? It’s only a matter of time before he does something truly exceptional, it’s the fate of pretty much every tard who has stepped into this ring.

 

[instythot]

How long before his IBS Star burns out? It’s only a matter of time before he does something truly exceptional, it’s the fate of pretty much every tard who has stepped into this ring.

End of the week at latest. I think not through doing something stupid, but he'll definitely get the Ethan Ralph chimpout/pillstream he's been angling for pretty quickly and somebody in Dax's camp will undoubtedly slap him around and tell him to stop feeding the troll soon

 

[Y2K Baby]

That asshole pic is really hot. Ngl

That asshole pic is really hot. Ngl

Prove me wrong.

 

[Perspicacity]

Ah, the plot thickens. Remember, it was KoP who published the CRP dox.
And we know for certain that Kraut was the one who "gathered the data" on this one, by his indadvertent admission.

Then there's Godwinson and his cabal, trying to rehabilitate KoP. Just a little favor among friends.
The thought that Kraut's been collaborating with a notorious "Sarg'n-detractor" like Godwinson the entire time is amusing,
but there's no solid evidence for that. Just peculiar coincidences.

What is certain is that they're all working towards a common goal now.
Either Kraut's acting as an opportunistic parasite, or this is just another flock of useful idiots he's been grooming on discord.

In any case, gay ops never change. They've always backfired on him. Every single time.
Sooner or later, he'll hit himself in the split dick over this.

As some side lore on Kraut, Kraut felt like he was manipulated and used by Sargon among a lot of other people. He said that he's just disconnected from that whole sphere. He just does history videos and plays games with people in Discord. If you go through PPP/Godwinson's stuff with Kraut there is a lot of lore about him.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Lol good shit. Anyone who posts crazy shit and starts tons of drama deserves a lolcow thread as far as I am concerned. Any PPP fan whose mad about this had missed the entire point of The Gospel of Ashton

PPP getting a thread here is like when Jesus was crucified. He sacrificed to save all our souls and he tried to evict the payment processors and the janitors from the temple of Internet drama.

 

[Sammich]

I'm surprised it took so long. OP left out a ton of shit though, maybe at some point someone could add some more to it?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

PPP waxes theological on the pro and cons of asshole spreading and whether or not famous men of God throughout history would have spread ass.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/page-30#post-6433493

"Maybe you can renovate your parish"

"Hmm yes. Hmm yes"

LMAO

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Corollary: He's doxed himself down to the sphincter level and just brushes it and everything else off now. What can his trolling targets throw at him that he can't just respond to with "yeah, well I showed my own asshole on stream.me. try harder, faggot"

Obviously bizarre choice no matter which way you view it from

Subcorollary
Hell of a thing to have on your resume

 

[instythot]

Subcorollary
Hell of a thing to have on your resume

And, still, Ashton maintains employment