💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I don't understand why he even considered the idea to "participate in this thought experiment" and propose the notion of a sex license... while he was literally being accused of being a pedophile.
Because he's an idiot that has yet to figure out implications or that Action A leads to Consequence A, Action B leads to Consequence B, so on and so forth. Plus, he's an incel that'll fuck anything younger than 30 and is in his words 'malleable' read: easy to take advantage of.
 
also, tangentially related, but Yandev (presumably) functions under the misconception that the age of consent in the entirety of Japan is 13. this is false. in Japan, the LOWEST the age of consent can be in any given prefecture is 13, but no Japanese prefecture (as far as I know) has an age of consent below 18. I'm sorry Alex your dreams of boinking young Asian teens are not actually realistic.
 
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Because he's an idiot that has yet to figure out implications or that Action A leads to Consequence A, Action B leads to Consequence B, so on and so forth. Plus, he's an incel that'll fuck anything younger than 30 and is in his words 'malleable' read: easy to take advantage of.
oh god I've been trying to forget that he actually said his dream girl would be "childlike" and "malleable" among other things
 
The damn Sex License man. The funniest thing about it is that Alex is so immature that in a world where the Sex License was passed, Alex would now be legally required to stay a virgin.
 
The damn Sex License man. The funniest thing about it is that Alex is so immature that in a world where the Sex License was passed, Alex would now be legally required to stay a virgin.
Lmao but lets be real here, did you ever expect this guy to ever get a gf or wife Annotation 2020-05-05 131025.png
 
Now that I think about it, he is an exact replica of that "what gamers will look like in 20 years" article.
Don't insult my boy Micheal the future gamer like that

Ok new question here: What is you all's honest opinion on the game itself "yandere simulator" not counting its developer or anything
 
Ok new question here: What is you all's honest opinion on the game itself "yandere simulator" not counting its developer or anything
... Hi Alex. I'm a former fan. The premise is alright, if edgy. If put into capable hands it could have really become something (like Watashi No Mono, which afaik is also down the toilet), even if that something was edgy weeb shit you'd play just to get dark desires out in a controlled environment.
 
... Hi Alex. I'm a former fan. The premise is alright, if edgy. If put into capable hands it could have really become something (like Watashi No Mono, which afaik is also down the toilet), even if that something was edgy weeb shit you'd play just to get dark desires out in a controlled environment.
Bro you calling me Alex but thanks for the opinion
 
Ok new question here: What is you all's honest opinion on the game itself "yandere simulator" not counting its developer or anything
In theory, a game where you play as a crazy bitch slaughtering her love rivals to get senpai's jizz enema inside of her sounds like it could be a good time. Aside from the fact that it runs like garbage because Alex can't code and looks like garbage because Alex can't art, at this point there's way too many features that are going to have to be re-implemented once Osana is added because her replacing Kokona is essentially just going to break everything. Also there's all these named characters and there's no point in having named characters because none of them matter, I barely even remember half of them. Aside from Fred Jones, Oka and Budo, I don't know if I can name any of the club leaders.

Also just the weird anime shit, and I don't mean the aesthetic on its own. Moreso the fact that a few of the ROMANTIC rivals include a nurse, a teacher and senpai's younger sister, plus the use of taking panty shots of definitely-totally-eighteen-year-old-girls. It basically just shows the warped reality of a mad weeaboo. It just plays like an ecchi anime, which would be funny if it was even remotely self-aware of that fact, but Yandere Simulator is supposed to be a serious game with dark themes.

TL;DR it plays like ass, theres too much shit, i dont care about anyone and its too horny
 
Ok new question here: What is you all's honest opinion on the game itself "yandere simulator" not counting its developer or anything
Honestly? I think it should've stayed a meme game. The biggest downfall with it, besides the bad programming, is the fact that Alex is trying to make the game "serious" while also keeping all the parody things in it.
 
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