🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Jewthulhu]

Are you serious? LOL. Canada is a fucking joke.
>makes duels legal again
>bans all guns
LMFAO

Dueling with guns is pussy shit. Real men use broadswords and full plate armor.

 

[Quorthon]

6 pm.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I know sumo is funny because lol fat but those are actually serious athletes. Neither of these fat fucks are remotely athletic.

Also, the point of Sumo is just to push them out of the ring. We want these guys to beat the fuck out of each other.

 

[Solmyr]

Sumo between untrained people is just a sperg pushing match.

I was hoping for a boxing match so they'd be forced to stand up and not resort to their natural state, lazing on the ground.

Fuck that, make it MMA where it's harder to win based on shit ass technicalities. That's also why Sumo Wrestling is gay, in the context of actually fighting, who cares if you can push a motherfucker out of a circle? I wanna see some blood dammit

 

[Null]

6 pm.

that's fucking lame as shit, it'll be midnight my time. gonna have to miss it.

 

[Double Bacon Ass Burger]

Okay, to start, since not everyone here is a wrestling fan some terminology.

Angle: A story line between a set of characters.
Work: Fake.
Shoot: Real.
Worked shoot: Written to appear as if real but actually fake.

So this is how I see the NP2 conspiracy angle.

Some people know it's a work.
Some people believe it's a shoot.
Some people know it's a work but are selling it as a shoot.

Last is the most autistic Mad at the Internet group of all. Those who have worked themselves into a shoot. Which is to say, they have been in the thread so long that they started out knwing it was bullshit, but over the course of the thread they've gotten so ass blasted that they have convinced themselves that something they knew was fake 80+ pages ago is actually real.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Sumo between untrained people is just a sperg pushing match.

I was hoping for a boxing match so they'd be forced to stand up and not resort to their natural state, lazing on the ground.

I'm not going to watch two fat guys get winded a 20 seconds. Sumo is the only thing they could even remotely do past a minute.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, the point of Sumo is just to push them out of the ring. We want these guys to beat the fuck out of each other.

I want them both to die. Plus somehow, they need to both somehow catch on fire while this is happening.

 

[Several Goats]

People ITT that think that it could actually happen are being delusional. Godwinson said he'd pay 5000 pounds for a gladitorial fight to the death. He wasn't being serious.

Godwinson most likely knows he doesn't have to be serious, Ralph will bitch out long before he'll have to pay out.
Ralph won't risk the no shirt full HD gunt footage

 

[Spergichu]

https://twitter.com/Romans5_4/status/1259175470517694464

Wyświetl załącznik 1280977
DO IT.mp4

100% serious

Is it safe to assume Tonka won't make a guest apperance?

 

[GameDevAnon]

Dueling with guns is pussy shit. Real men use broadswords and full plate armor.

I dare you to say that to this guy:

 

[AnOminous]

that's fucking lame as shit, it'll be midnight my time. gonna have to miss it.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a nool healthy, wealthy and wise.

 

[Fools Idol]

unlike PPP who can barely stand.

Same can be said for Ralph although in his case it has more to do with his blood alcohol level.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Fuck that, make it MMA where it's harder to win based on shit ass technicalities. That's also why Sumo Wrestling is gay, in the context of actually fighting, who cares if you can push a motherfucker out of a circle? I wanna see some blood dammit

Why does it have to be an organized fight? Why can't it just be a drunk no-holds-barred fistfight in the church parkinglot?

 

[dopy]

imagine having a bunch of boring, banal texts spawn a autistic heated cage match
can't say 2020 hasn't delivered in spades

 

[GameDevAnon]

I want them both to die. Plus somehow, they need to both somehow catch on fire while this is happening.

What if we took them to a 3rd world country with no functioning government and let them duel with flamethrowers?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why does it have to be an organized fight? Why can't it just be a drunk no-holds-barred fistfight in the church parkinglot?

Because the fucking cops would ruin it just as it's getting good.

 

[Several Goats]

Why does it have to be an organized fight? Why can't it just be a drunk no-holds-barred fistfight in the church parkinglot?

Because a hundred autists will snitch

 

[Solmyr]

Why does it have to be an organized fight? Why can't it just be a drunk no-holds-barred fistfight in the church parkinglot?

That's actually what I'd prefer too. But these fags are going to insist on doing it in some sort of official event center due to USI

 

[Titanic Cow]

Because the fucking cops would ruin it just as it's getting good.

Given Ralph's history with police officers, it might end up making the fight more interesting.