Containment What If?

[That Guy]

What if Chris decided to become a trucker? Super random I guess.

 

[Lipitor]

What if 18 year old Chris met 33 year old Chris. Pretty sure he'd shape up...IMMEDIATELY

The interesting part wouldn't be 18 yo Christian's reaction, it would rather be watching 33 yo Chris-Tran trying to impart wisdom onto his younger self, in a creepy vaguely sexual way.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris decided to become a trucker? Super random I guess.

I think we all know the answer:

Spoiler: ib4gaytrucker

What if Chris owned Big Rigs Racing?

 

[That Guy]

I think we all know the answer:

Spoiler: ib4gaytrucker

What if Chris owned Big Rigs Racing?

He would love it

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was terrorized by a group of mini-CWCs?

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5H44R6TpWG8

He wouldn't be terrorised by them as they'd also shit themselves and do nothing.

 

[ProRosen]

I think we all know the answer:

Spoiler: ib4gaytrucker

What if Chris owned Big Rigs Racing?

He would sell it because he doesn't play PC games.

 

[CatParty]

what if chris had a gland problem

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris didn't shit himself and did something?

 

[CWCissey]

what if chris had a gland problem

Seeing that Chris still possesses testicles, he does have a gland problem.

What if Chris didn't shit himself and did something?

It would be Lego something.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was obsessed with Pac-Man instead of Sonic?

 

[Falcon Lord]

What if Chris was obsessed with Pac-Man instead of Sonic?

Pacachu.

 

[ProRosen]

What if Chris was obsessed with Pac-Man instead of Sonic?

Pac-achu.
EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[Kecleon]

What if Chris was obsessed with Pac-Man instead of Sonic?

PAC-MAN'S EYES ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! NAMCO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING PAC-MAN PARTY AND CHANGE PAC-MAN'S EYE COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Now here's a more interesting turn of events what if Chris was interested in Digimon instead of Pokémon?

 

[Picklechu]

Now here's a more interesting turn of events what if Chris was interested in Digimon instead of Pokémon?

He would use the crest of autism to digivolve Sonicmon into MegaSonicmon, and he would hate Pokemon for "staling the limlight from" Digimon.

 

[Mick92]

He would love it

Unironically.

 

[Conrix]

What if Shikieiki Yamaxanadu was Chris' judge?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris's babysitter never locked him in his room?

 

[AnOminous]

What if when Chris's teachers held him down and recorded his screams, a famous musician sampled it and it became as famous as Phil Collins's gated reverb drum, used in lots of pop songs for years?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if when Chris's teachers held him down and recorded his screams, a famous musician sampled it and it became as famous as Phil Collins's gated reverb drum, used in lots of pop songs for years?

Chris tantrums are always music to our ears: