[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[harbinger]

What happened to neger psykolog? I was thinking how I never see that name posted around that much anymore..

Tin-foil hat and reckless speculation, but @neger psykolog hasn’t been around much since he (/she?) inexplicably doxed Kat 15 minutes after her face reveal on Philip’s Instagram. Perhaps neger psykolog is living it up in the Seattle suburbs, retiring into a cozy little part-time job at grocery store chain, passing the days playing Skyrim.

 

[DiabeticSP]

DSP: gets to cling to his mold and dust filled no AC shit location overpriced HOA middle unit condo. What a win.

The funniest part is going to be how (as always) without drama DSP will enter a 6-8 month dormancy period with only the occassional manbaby salt to sustain detractors.

My guess is he'll go back down to 200-300 viewers a stream and constantly just barely make his vest goals. When corona is over and people resume normal lives he'll probably get less paypig SSI as well.

The only constant for Phil is that without him fucking his life up people get bored and ignore him, until inevitably this dumbfuck does something funny and we all come back to laugh.


Edit: the only thing that can kill Phil is Phil. Unless he tard wrangles his actual fans for 20+ years on twitch he's never gonna make it to retirement. Even then I dont think he can draw SS so he's basically fucked unless he makes his slowly dying channel into something.

This show only ends when a stroke makes DSP see the light and he becomes everything he isnt and becomes the most amazing turnabout success story of all time OR he dies in a gin fueled depression because he realizes he's stuck in a hell of playing games badly for autists forever.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

He's a God, how could you tax a God?

 

[TheMadAutist]

DSP: gets to cling to his mold and dust filled no AC shit location overpriced HOA middle unit condo. What a win.

The funniest part is going to be how (as always) without drama DSP will enter a 6-8 month dormancy period with only the occassional manbaby salt to sustain detractors.

My guess is he'll go back down to 200-300 viewers a stream and constantly just barely make his vest goals. When corona is over and people resume normal lives he'll probably get less paypig SSI as well.

The only constant for Phil is that without him fucking his life up people get bored and ignore him, until inevitably this dumbfuck does something funny and we all come back to laugh.


Edit: the only thing that can kill Phil is Phil. Unless he tard wrangles his actual fans for 20+ years on twitch he's never gonna make it to retirement. Even then I dont think he can draw SS so he's basically fucked unless he makes his slowly dying channel into something.

This show only ends when a stroke makes DSP see the light and he becomes everything he isnt and becomes the most amazing turnabout success story of all time OR he dies in a gin fueled depression because he realizes he's stuck in a hell of playing games badly for autists forever.

You forget disability is a thing. DSP will get that in 10yrs as more kiwis cry it's unfair.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He's a God, how could you tax a God?

What a grand and intoxicating detracting

 

[Hungrymandinner]

The only people Phil hurts are those who deserve to be. I’d rather have Sidella and company spend their days (and welfare checks) in an internet chat room than out in the general public. And I’d rather have Kat supported by Phil than the taxpayer. Phil leads a miserable life from the looks of it, so let him have this “victory” of being bankrupt. The show will go on.

Oh, and if this is the incident that makes you disillusioned with the system, then you need to get out more. Fucking Shake Shack and the LA Lakers got millions in “small business” bailouts just recently for fuck’s sake.

 

[Tetra]

DSP is such a fucking legend

how many times does he have to teach you spergs this lesson: Never bet against the pigroach.

As for people who say he'll have to file for another bankrupcy in 7-10 years, plenty of time for another coronavirus to hit and give him yet another excuse in the eyes of the law.

He might never learn but he won't have to as the universe is bending to his will.

 

[Fareal]

It’s really fitting that this season‘s “Fear and Bankruptcy on the Gacha Trail” arc has ended with a Vince Russo. SWERVEEEE~~~

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't think bankrupcy is a win per se. I mean yeah his debt is wiped but he has shit for credit for years ahead and when Kat inevitably saddles up and rides into the sunset he's not going to have her credit to fall back on.

But still, he rolls either nat ones or nat twenties every. god. damn. time.

That's the thing. Insurance is one of the things that look at a credit report. Having a BK on there is not a good look. And that's only one thing I can think of off the top of my head. That and most mature adults don't have one.

 

[cjöcker]

That's the thing. Insurance is one of the things that look at a credit report. Having a BK on there is not a good look. And that's only one thing I can think of off the top of my head. That and most mature adults don't have one.

He doesn't have insurance, bites too much into the gay sweaty oily men fund.

 

[instythot]

However, in the high likelihood Katherine dumps him for another sap, forget all this. He'll dump every ounce of credit into betabuxing another soulmaid.

He won't even need to use credit for this. He now has extra monthly disposable that can be measured in thousands. Kat better watch her step and start preparing a place in the womb for the heir to the financial throne Phil sits upon if she wants to continue sitting pretty in Phil's serious adult house

You'd be wrong, what would make this better if sudden the SoK kicked up a youtube stream right now and Fred was on for 12 hours about the Bankruptcy.

When you're right, you're right Byan. But you're the one we know how to reach. Wanna indulge us?

 

[WutangLee]

He won't even need to use credit for this. He now has extra monthly disposable that can be measured in thousands. Kat better watch her step and start preparing a place in the womb for the heir to the financial throne Phil sits upon if she wants to continue sitting pretty in Phil's serious adult house



When you're right, you're right Byan. But you're the one we know how to reach. Wanna indulge us?

And it's almost guaranteed he's going to get a Bankruptcy bailout, I can't think of a reason why he wouldn't.

 

[Strelok]

What's really funny, is that Darksydephil has transcended from a loser lolcow on the internet to an invincible god that just shrugs off every bit of adversity thrown at him. No matter how big that adversity is, he ALWAYS finds a way out of it and recovers.

In contrast, the detractors (A-logs) who used to just laugh at Phil's fuck-ups have now become bigger lolcows than Phil himself. It's much funnier to see these faggots cry and scream that this eternal "boogeyman" of the internet keeps recovering from problems being thrown at him every which way, to the point where I would love to see phil conquer the rest of his debt to see these A-logs cry and scream even more, since it's funnier than what phil could ever do.

Better yet, I hope he wins the lottery or becomes president of the united states so we can have more of these A-logs seethe to no end.

I hope Phil becomes president of the HOA where a detractor lives.

 

[strandedcastaway]

As usual, we've now reached the point where there are more people triggered by those overreacting than there are people actually overreacting.

 

[actually]

Gonna laugh my ass off if Nancy puts the WAkhando up for sale with all of these "Lord God Philliam the Dark Based One" posts

M. Night double crossback twist of all time.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Eh, it was a predictable outcome. If Phil was actually spanked for his actions I would've been more surprised. I was one of the 16.5% that voted he'll still get chapter 7.

Seen it done plenty of times before. What interests me is the ocean of salt it generated. When did the farms stop being about internet lols? Watch, joke, laugh. When did becoming invested in this nonsense become part of that three step process?

 

[Near]

Now I'm not saying anyone could or should, but I hear if you hop on the dark web and type in hit man for hire, a solution for all of this comes up. I would absolutely love a shot for shot remake of The Man Who Knew Too Little.

H-HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, TEVINBROS. QUICK, HIRE A BITCOIN ASSASSIN FROM THE DARK WEB AND TEACH HIM A LESSON

This is comedy gold. I hope DSP has a fantastic ten-thousand-year legacy.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Phil has absolutely fucking sold his soul to the Devil, no man should be THIS unkillable and downright lucky.

 

[Polyboros2]

ITT: DSP is a greasey pigroach that slips out of every consequence.

Also ITT: Nooooooo, how did he slip out of this!


Chin up, detractors. This may be a win for Phil's situation, but he's the same man in a much worse state. Do you think he's going to change, ride out these bankruptcy years with measured reasonable behavior?

No, he'll be stupid, he'll fuck up even more, and he'll get into another shitfest.

And then slip right out of that one too.

 

[instythot]

Phil has absolutely fucking sold his soul to the Devil, no man should be THIS unkillable and downright lucky.

Come on, he overspent on credit cards. The two outcomes were "payment plan" or "discharge".

Even if his streaming stuff got sold off, there's an extremely excellent chance that Kat would have used her income to buy new streaming stuff. She currently benefits from 100k worth of annual paypig largesse. Kicking in a few hundred to keep that gravy train going is a no-brainer, even for a woman who chose to leave another man for Phil Burnell. If she was dumb enough to throw that away, his parents can surely see the value in buying him a few toys he can monetize at that rate instead of sending him a few grand every few months until they die