💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shabobus]

He’s been posting as much as he normally does...and it’s just as intelligent as you would think.

These stupid Facebook posts bring me closer to a-logging than anything else he does.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He’s been posting as much as he normally does...and it’s just as intelligent as you would think.

"What have you worked on from your prison cell of staying at home?"

What is this viewpoint people (particularly boomers) tend to have, where you're now obligated to excel spectacularly at something because you're in quarantine? It's ridiculous to expect that a pandemic should be the time everyone decides to get their arse in gear. It's an extremely psychologically taxing time because people's lives have been turned upside down literally overnight by being suddenly unemployed and isolated from basically any physical contact. It's not exactly conducive to getting your shit together. If people want to take the opportunity to sit on their ass and watch Netflix, that's their own damn business.

What have you done in lockdown that's so spectacular, Jack? Write any novels? Learn any languages?

 

[AnOminous]

What have you done in lockdown that's so spectacular, Jack? Write any novels? Learn any languages?

Apparently he's harassed the staff of numerous fast food places and eaten lots of junk food.

 

[Aaway]

He’s been posting as much as he normally does...and it’s just as intelligent as you would think.

huh that's weird

he must have started sharing his posts with friends only because the last post of his i see is from yesterday. i'm almost certain he saw us constantly making fun of the boomer shit he posts so he decided to make sure only his friends can see it. pussy

"What have you worked on from your prison cell of staying at home?"

What is this viewpoint people (particularly boomers) tend to have, where you're now obligated to excel spectacularly at something because you're in quarantine? It's ridiculous to expect that a pandemic should be the time everyone decides to get their arse in gear. It's an extremely psychologically taxing time because people's lives have been turned upside down literally overnight by being suddenly unemployed and isolated from basically any physical contact. It's not exactly conducive to getting your shit together. If people want to take the opportunity to sit on their ass and watch Netflix, that's their own damn business.

What have you done in lockdown that's so spectacular, Jack? Write any novels? Learn any languages?

jack learn languages? the only language he needs to know is 'murican! no need to learn mexican or any of those third world country languages

 

[captkrisma]

He’s been posting as much as he normally does...and it’s just as intelligent as you would think.

Jack listening to Justin Bieber while making shitty looking guac is peak Jack

 

[Zaryiu]

The Scalfanis should be renamed the Gorgers, it would be accurate

 

[Rod Dangerous]

He sure has been banging this drum quite a bit lately. I suppose that with all of the time he spends on Facebook, Conspiracy Theorist Jack would eventually shine through, entertaining us all.

 

[Adamska]

He sure has been banging this drum quite a bit lately. I suppose that with all of the time he spends on Facebook, Conspiracy Theorist Jack would eventually shine through, entertaining us all.

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Honestly he can't even cry oppression given how desperate he is to block people criticizing him. Fuck off Fatboy.

 

[EvilDroid64]

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This is coming from the guy who disabled his YouTube comments section because he couldn't handle the truth.

 

[Aaway]

yeah he definitely made his FB posts visible to friends only

and yeah, he probably did that because he lurks on here and sees us constantly giving him shit for the dumb things he posts

 

[Skeletor]

...that can’t possibly be breakfast for just two people, right?

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

yeah he definitely made his FB posts visible to friends only

and yeah, he probably did that because he lurks on here and sees us constantly giving him shit for the dumb things he posts

What a faggot he is.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

...that can’t possibly be breakfast for just two people, right?

Two people, but one of them is possessed by a demon that perpetually hungers for the raw flesh of innocent beasts.

 

[Pomniman]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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Min Arteryroom

 

[Aaway]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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my god he's such a fucking faggot

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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What a cruel twist of fate it would be for all of us to have wagered all of our keto points on reasonable outcomes in the death pool, only to have Jack drop dead during a pandemic because he couldn’t keep his fat ass out of a Cracker Barrel.

 

[Aaway]

the best part is that he genuinely believes that the sun would kill the virus inside your body if you were to get sick

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

the best part is that he genuinely believes that the sun would kill the virus inside your body if you were to get sick

Even if it did the sun wouldn't be able to cleanse a body that has 6 bodies worth of mass, well maybe if he would be catapulted into the center. Only thing he is achieving now is cultivating melanomas and other fun skin carcinomas on that pasty dome.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Never fear blocked compatriots. I can still get screen shots of his bullshit on Facebook!

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I know it's just the angle but the top of his head looks tiny in this. Unintentionally gives the effect of his skull being empty.