🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

I don't have mixed feelings about the show. I think it ruined the Slatons forever. As a show, it was a failure. There wouldn't be a season 2 even if Tammy wanted it. I hope it cures documentary film makers from covering lolcows.

Why was the show a failure? I thought it did pretty good in the ratings but i also didn't pay much attention.
 
Why was the show a failure? I thought it did pretty good in the ratings but i also didn't pay much attention.

It shut off the fun on youtube like a water valve. I don't care if the Slatons got money for it, or if TLC got good ratings. I don't even care if Amy loses weight. I'm pissed off that the Slatons aren't making any effort to do recipe videos or craft projects or pick on Justin or just goof around with each other any more. The show made the Slatons famous, and like any lolcow, as soon as they figure out they are famous, they don't act natural any more. I think the Slatons are ruined forever. In a year or two, they'll be sitting at a table at a crappy autograph show signing photos and saying, "Remember us? We're the thousand pound sisters." They'll never be the way they used to be any more, because now they are TEEVEE STARS. YouTube is only for crapping out boring "I just woke up" blather.
 
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Sometimes birds nest in the wall. It happens, as long as mom and dad can leave and return, it's fine - you just have to hire someone to clean out the nest/feces and cover the hole the parents made. It's usually Starlings or small finches that found a hole in the siding or wood trim. Nobody is needed to come "rescue" the birds, just clean up when they leave before they breed a second and third time.
 
So I never watched their YouTube videos because I figured "eh fat Americans, been there seen that."

However YouTube just recommended "1000lb sisters" and I started watching it without immediately realizing who they were. And now I'm dying.

I really enjoy how half the time these mother fuckers need captions to help viewers understand their garbled and elementary level attempts at English.

Open your mouths when you speak, you fat fucks. You can do it when you're squishing triple pounders into your gullet and gasping for breath.
 
So I never watched their YouTube videos because I figured "eh fat Americans, been there seen that."

However YouTube just recommended "1000lb sisters" and I started watching it without immediately realizing who they were. And now I'm dying.

I really enjoy how half the time these mother fuckers need captions to help viewers understand their garbled and elementary level attempts at English.

Open your mouths when you speak, you fat fucks. You can do it when you're squishing triple pounders into your gullet and gasping for breath.
Same thing happened with Mama June as well. I think in the south there s a language called "stupid redneck" language.
 

"It's just a stupid bird! Birds chirp all the time!"

We all know Tammy hates animals. Those kittens were an impulse because they were cute. And Tammy was probably hoping for a ratings boost as she sat on her fat ass throwing toys on the floor. She has stated many times that she hates animals. They are something cute to look at for a few minutes. Then she loses interest and gets annoyed with animals being animals.

As always, great reply Tammy. The second one is a total word salad powered by tard rage. Birds don't matter. Cats get run over all the time. I hope you don't still want a dog that will probably get "rehomed" in the middle of the interstate because you were too busy stuffing your face and sexting to realise it got loose.
 
People are saying that they do not like Tammys livestreams, but I bet she is doing these livestreams to collect money from dummies because she is too lazy to work.

I don't think she gets all that much from her Livestreams. It probably feeds her ego more than anything. Plus at this point being an Internet freakshow is all she can do work wise. She has a small animals worth of fat hanging off her forehead and can hardly fart without needing to catch her breath. She's a true born and bred sideshow.
 
People are saying that they do not like Tammys livestreams, but I bet she is doing these livestreams to collect money from dummies because she is too lazy to work.
Lazy? Sure, but I think immobile death fat and near retarded are first and second on the list of reasons Tammy doesn’t work. Being a public freak show is the only option besides welfare.
 
I don't think she gets all that much from her Livestreams. It probably feeds her ego more than anything. Plus at this point being an Internet freakshow is all she can do work wise. She has a small animals worth of fat hanging off her forehead and can hardly fart without needing to catch her breath. She's a true born and bred sideshow.
I don't think she will ever change.
 
"It's just a stupid bird! Birds chirp all the time!"

We all know Tammy hates animals. Those kittens were an impulse because they were cute. And Tammy was probably hoping for a ratings boost as she sat on her fat ass throwing toys on the floor. She has stated many times that she hates animals. They are something cute to look at for a few minutes. Then she loses interest and gets annoyed with animals being animals.

As always, great reply Tammy. The second one is a total word salad powered by tard rage. Birds don't matter. Cats get run over all the time. I hope you don't still want a dog that will probably get "rehomed" in the middle of the interstate because you were too busy stuffing your face and sexting to realise it got loose.
Never trust anyone who doesn't like animals. They are almost always bad people. Tammy is a perfect example of this.
 
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