[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[TheGoutburglar]

Basically what I get from reading all of this is that no outcome will work because of how utterly incapable Phil is at adapting. Discharge his debt, he re-grows it like hair. Throw him to the wolves he just re-applies. Put him on a budget he throws a temper tantrum.

If my assessment of Rochelle is accurate, she finds this latest client of hers utterly perplexing. Hard to blame her, Phil's nature doesn't even make sense when you think about it. He lacks the most basic instinct of all life forms: survival.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Imagine a 42 year-old man on the internet telling children that he'll put on a special vest if they tip him. Or he might go to jail. For real this time.

Really though, the vest streak ultimately fucking him harder would just be amazing.

lol. They would literally have him by the vesticles and demand whatever they want for those sweet sweet tips. They could actually get him into a real clown suit if they wanted.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

If the speculation regarding his health is on point (considering his life-long diet of fast-food and sugar sauce, it probably is), Phil will be lucky if he's alive by 42.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I love how Andy dick reading your comment for money is idiotic but putting on a tard vest for fans is noble and honorable.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My preference would be dismissal with prejudice (meaning he couldn't refile), followed by conversion to 13, then 7-but-sell-snortfort. Lightning round is a full-fat IRS audit.

The actual most likely outcome is that the Chapter 7 goes through unchallenged, then Midfirst forecloses on the CT condo and takes Phil to court for the deficiency, and the court throws the case out on a technicality leaving Phil happy, wealthy, and debt-free.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I love how Andy dick reading your comment for money is idiotic but putting on a tard vest for fans is noble and honorable.

phil would suck dick for money and spend an hour talking about how it was a PAHSITIVE thing, how it's not prostitution, and how it's the best thing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The actual most likely outcome is that the Chapter 7 goes through unchallenged, then Midfirst forecloses on the CT condo and takes Phil to court for the deficiency, and the court throws the case out on a technicality leaving Phil happy, wealthy, and debt-free.

I can't fathom a happy Phil. He'll just find a new way to fuck his life. It might take a few years but theres no way for him to ever truly be happy.

At some point the whale well will dry up. Whats he gonna do stream until he dies in his sixties?

 

[Freshtodeath]

I can't fathom a happy Phil. He'll just find a new way to fuck his life. It might take a few years but theres no way for him to ever truly be happy.

At some point the whale well will dry up. Whats he gonna do stream until he dies in his sixties?

Work At Boeing. He has helicopter experience.

 

[AnOminous]

phil would suck dick for money and spend an hour talking about how it was a PAHSITIVE thing, how it's not prostitution, and how it's the best thing.

And just like he didn't wipe his hands off after the livestreamed jerkoff session before going right into a game, he would have cum dripping from his chin while he said it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

phil would suck dick for money and spend an hour talking about how it was a PAHSITIVE thing, how it's not prostitution, and how it's the best thing.

Phil would try to suck dick for money, fail at it like he fails at everything else in life, get no money, and whine about bugged dick mechanics. Nothing he could do!

 

[Phalanx]

So with LSB prophesying for a 5th announcement I am excited but in UK times :/

 

[PieceofShet]

So with LSB prophesying for a 5th announcement I am excited but in UK times :/

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[TheGoutburglar]

So with LSB prophesying for a 5th announcement I am excited but in UK times :/

Announcement? You mean like "Surprise! I'm a dad!" type of shit? I hope not, because that sounds more horrifying than seeing Phil shower or play with himself.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Phil would try to suck dick for money, fail at it like he fails at everything else in life, get no money, and whine about bugged dick mechanics. Nothing he could do!

Dood, how was I supposed to know you're not supposed to bite. Come on dood, I've been doing this for like 2 minutes and he's not done yet? Fuck it, I'm just going to sit here until someone tells me how to beat this puzzle orgasm.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Dood, how was I supposed to know you're not supposed to bite. Come on dood, I've been doing this for like 2 minutes and he's not done yet? Fuck it, I'm just going to sit here until someone tells me how to beat this puzzle orgasm.

Then he just so happens lands into the niche fetish of disinterested blowjobs and make a fuck load of money from weird dudes.

 

[Surly Muppet]

13 is funniest because Phil paying a massive bill each month would kill him dead.

It's doubly funny because after lying about paying his bills for years (and even more now that he's not under any strain while his payments are frozen), he would fittingly have to live in the hellish scenario he's been pretending to be in. No more sneaky gacha instead of paying the bills. No more flying around secret Michigan ladies instead of paying the bills. No more secret luxury items and secret food outings instead of paying the bills. It'd be great because he'd actually be under the stress that he feigned for years, and probably meltdown on stream to a bunch of confused paypigs who were under the impression it was always like this and don't understand why he is buckling now.

But I'm sticking to my earlier statement that I will hope for the absolute lowest bar, just so the pigroach luck doesn't break my heart. Nancy can wipe all his debt if she just gives us some concrete, court record proof that he has sunk a fortune into WWE Champions. I will settle for an elephant in the room that is going to haunt him for the rest of his internet life, just like jacking off on stream - the fact that he is undeniably a scammer.

?

LSB said last night during the Minecraft restream that a source told him the 5th was a likely date for something to be filed.. I'm thinking it's looking unlikely at this point, so I guess we're back to waiting for the 60 day mark.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I didn't think about all that.

Man, Chapter 13 is sounding more delicious all the time. lol

 

[actually]

Perhaps someone can ping the docket on PACER and use the RECAP extension to update anything that might have been added.

 

[DiabeticSP]

It's doubly funny because after lying about paying his bills for years (and even more now that he's not under any strain while his payments are frozen), he would fittingly have to live in the hellish scenario he's been pretending to be in. No more sneaky gacha instead of paying the bills. No more flying around secret Michigan ladies instead of paying the bills. No more secret luxury items and secret food outings instead of paying the bills. It'd be great because he'd actually be under the stress that he feigned for years, and probably meltdown on stream to a bunch of confused paypigs who were under the impression it was always like this and don't understand why he is buckling now.

But I'm sticking to my earlier statement that I will hope for the absolute lowest bar, just so the pigroach luck doesn't break my heart. Nancy can wipe all his debt if she just gives us some concrete, court record proof that he has sunk a fortune into WWE Champions. I will settle for an elephant in the room that is going to haunt him for the rest of his internet life, just like jacking off on stream - the fact that he is undeniably a scammer.


LSB said last night during the Minecraft restream that a source told him the 5th was a likely date for something to be filed.. I'm thinking it's looking unlikely at this point, so I guess we're back to waiting for the 60 day mark.

People guess dates all the time based on random things. The court will do things whenever it feels like.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Am in the only one not rooting for Chapter 13 here?

I'm firmly rooting for Phil's case to be dismissed completely plus perjury charge for lying under oath

Karma is a bitch, but please let that happen to the pig Karma God!

(Prayer hand)
*Snorrrrrrt*