Does he not wash regularly??
His ass looks like his underarm here
Photo 1: you can see the large wrinkle / indent from his slouching over his computer constantly, and he looks fat and greasy.
I made a delicious chicken curry for dinner
Greggy poo ya gotta grow some glutes there. Vegetarian ironing board body guys!!
Yes. He actually believes this
No one wants to see Greg's asshole.
You think that’ll stop him?
Its the first rule of body maintenance in Greg Land. Shave the pubes because it allows for deeper penetration into the ladies
He stands in the shower to jerk off multiple times per day, he's probably never fully dry. Thus creating the giant case of diaper rash on his ass and in his armpits.
I always figured the red skin under the shaving cream was just natural shaving cream burn. That stuff stings if you keep it on too long. It can cause serious irritation if you wear it for long periods like in that video.
He wore that shaving cream for at least an hour making that video with (insert random girl C here). That's a fast way to a serious inflammation.
Nobodies gonna eat that ass boy, that's haram meat right there.
