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wahkando powiedział(a):
I also happen to know for a FACT that several of the anonymous tips came from him as well
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For the life of me I don't understand why paypigs go through the hassle of sock accounts or even go anonymous. If you like being a cuck so much why not own it? Are they afraid someone is going to laugh at their already anonymous screenname and make them a pariah because it popped up that they donated $1500 instead of $1000?
 
Gamergirl Cleanup Crew powiedział(a):
>There's no way for me to vacuum seal a batch of sauce
Google returns five hundred million results for "how to can sauce". How can he be so desperate for money yet so unwilling to work?
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Canning is both easy and hard. He'd fuck around and get botulism, although I'm not sure if tomato sauce is acidic enough to prevent it if canning isn't done right. Regardless, he should be doing this, both to make it easier for him in the future and so he can get a few days worth of sauce ready in one day.
 
detractorzer0 powiedział(a):
Canning is both easy and hard. He'd fuck around and get botulism, although I'm not sure if tomato sauce is acidic enough to prevent it if canning isn't done right. Regardless, he should be doing this, both to make it easier for him in the future and so he can get a few days worth of sauce ready in one day.
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He could also awff some detractors while he's at it.
 
Tatu Carreta2 powiedział(a):
I just clicked on another random part of his morrowind playthrough part 20,he created a resist magicka spell that gives him 100% magicka resist FOR ONE SECOND ,good job Phil Im sure thats very useful,he also claimed that he is very confused by this game,let me explain how creating spells work: you have a percentage chance of casting a spells from X to Y and the duration of said spell(when it comes to creating things that are cast on yourself or others like the ones he created) for example,on cast 20% to 50% chance of having 20% resist magicka for 10 seconds,apparently this is cryptic to him. He is making no effort to understand the game and he has been playing for 20 hours doing nothing but reading chat and asking them to tell him what to do at every moment.

His fans are more exceptional than him for thinking he deserves money for this.
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EDIT: If you want an example of how much of a humourless,toxic shithead Phil is just watch this 20 second video.

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The resist magicka set up is for something very specific. The boots of blinding speed casts blind on you, appropriately enough, but just the instant when you put them on. If you cast the 100% resist magicka and then pause and put the boots on you'll negate the blind for the duration the boots are on while still reaping the speed buff. It's a pretty useful thing. Phil did not understand the what or why of it at all, but it was solid advice. Par for the course he's an absolute dick about it.
 
Touching on something a couple pages back, with regards to how Phil will never just answer a simple question like, "Who's your favorite MCU character?"

A part of me thinks this is because he's gotten used to the fact that EVERYTHING he says and does is scrutinized to an unbelievable degree, and he's thinking if he answers even these simple questions he'll get made fun of for his answers.

Like, he says he doesn't pay attention to the detractor memes and doesn't want to know about whatever we're all making fun of him for, and he puts on this act as if he is not affected but it's so transparent... We all know when something is bothering Phil. There's pages and pages of discussions about his tells.

Like most things about Phil, I don't understand why exactly I think this... But I do. I think he's unwilling to commit to actually liking anything because we will make fun of it and likely ruin it. Look at his fancy greasy men touching each other mobile game. So if his favorite MCU character were The Hulk, there'd be a ton of memes and references and troll tips "ruining" the Hulk for him.

In a world where Phil didn't have such a large yet fragile ego, he'd just tell you he liked the Hulk.

Normally I attribute most of Phil's weird shit to laziness. I think that's his most dominant characteristic. That or narcissism. Maybe both. But you literally can't be too lazy to just say "the Hulk," it's a conscious decision not to tell people it's the Hulk. So then it becomes well why wouldn't he want to discuss it? He's the "realest mother fucker on the internet," so he shouldn't care.

I dunno. I'm hungry and tired of thinking about this but I think I got my point across. I don't post a lot here, but I love reading about dear old PeePee BurnslikeHell.
 
BTK powiedział(a):
Like most things about Phil, I don't understand why exactly I think this... But I do. I think he's unwilling to commit to actually liking anything because we will make fun of it and likely ruin it. Look at his fancy greasy men touching each other mobile game. So if his favorite MCU character were The Hulk, there'd be a ton of memes and references and troll tips "ruining" the Hulk for him.

In a world where Phil didn't have such a large yet fragile ego, he'd just tell you he liked the Hulk.
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Everyone would just say he likes the Hulk cause of his love for (gold 4 star) Hulk Hogan (which might be part of it anyhow)

But yeah, I agree and can very well believe that's why he is so nervous nowadays about answering anything remotely personal.
 
BTK powiedział(a):
Touching on something a couple pages back, with regards to how Phil will never just answer a simple question like, "Who's your favorite MCU character?"

A part of me thinks this is because he's gotten used to the fact that EVERYTHING he says and does is scrutinized to an unbelievable degree, and he's thinking if he answers even these simple questions he'll get made fun of for his answers.

Like, he says he doesn't pay attention to the detractor memes and doesn't want to know about whatever we're all making fun of him for, and he puts on this act as if he is not affected but it's so transparent... We all know when something is bothering Phil. There's pages and pages of discussions about his tells.

Like most things about Phil, I don't understand why exactly I think this... But I do. I think he's unwilling to commit to actually liking anything because we will make fun of it and likely ruin it. Look at his fancy greasy men touching each other mobile game. So if his favorite MCU character were The Hulk, there'd be a ton of memes and references and troll tips "ruining" the Hulk for him.

In a world where Phil didn't have such a large yet fragile ego, he'd just tell you he liked the Hulk.

Normally I attribute most of Phil's weird shit to laziness. I think that's his most dominant characteristic. That or narcissism. Maybe both. But you literally can't be too lazy to just say "the Hulk," it's a conscious decision not to tell people it's the Hulk. So then it becomes well why wouldn't he want to discuss it? He's the "realest mother fucker on the internet," so he shouldn't care.

I dunno. I'm hungry and tired of thinking about this but I think I got my point across. I don't post a lot here, but I love reading about dear old PeePee BurnslikeHell.
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He doesn't talk because he's lazy and he wants 100% of the conversation to be about him and his gameplay so he can get more handhold tips and so he can get through whatever game he's playing because he hates video games and he hates his audience. He literally just wants to sit around doing absolutely nothing, not even a hobby, and getting paid for it.

I don't mean to be flippant or dismiss your point but even Chris-chan knows how to stop people from publicly ridiculing him and he's actually fucktarded. If Phil cared at all about what anyone said beyond the surface level he'd do something about it that went beyond whining to his mods or the occasional lean-in manual.
 
BTK powiedział(a):
Touching on something a couple pages back, with regards to how Phil will never just answer a simple question like, "Who's your favorite MCU character?"

A part of me thinks this is because he's gotten used to the fact that EVERYTHING he says and does is scrutinized to an unbelievable degree, and he's thinking if he answers even these simple questions he'll get made fun of for his answers.

Like, he says he doesn't pay attention to the detractor memes and doesn't want to know about whatever we're all making fun of him for, and he puts on this act as if he is not affected but it's so transparent... We all know when something is bothering Phil. There's pages and pages of discussions about his tells.

Like most things about Phil, I don't understand why exactly I think this... But I do. I think he's unwilling to commit to actually liking anything because we will make fun of it and likely ruin it. Look at his fancy greasy men touching each other mobile game. So if his favorite MCU character were The Hulk, there'd be a ton of memes and references and troll tips "ruining" the Hulk for him.

In a world where Phil didn't have such a large yet fragile ego, he'd just tell you he liked the Hulk.

Normally I attribute most of Phil's weird shit to laziness. I think that's his most dominant characteristic. That or narcissism. Maybe both. But you literally can't be too lazy to just say "the Hulk," it's a conscious decision not to tell people it's the Hulk. So then it becomes well why wouldn't he want to discuss it? He's the "realest mother fucker on the internet," so he shouldn't care.

I dunno. I'm hungry and tired of thinking about this but I think I got my point across. I don't post a lot here, but I love reading about dear old PeePee BurnslikeHell.
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I think you're partially right, but if he actually answered and gave a little explanation why (that wasn't just totally ridiculous), the overwhelming majority of people, here or elsewhere, wouldn't care. Something like the "favorite MCU character" could be "I like The Hulk because he started out as a simple I SMASH but has developed over time into a more complex character. Thanks for the tip."

His main issue is that he tries to have opinions while not having them. He'll shit all over a game he's playing for 5 hours and then give a "It's a shit game, but maybe you like it." at the end. Nah man. You don't get to talk shit for several hours and then pretend that you totally respect someone else's opinion. Similarly, he'll talk about how he doesn't care about other people, but then he'll shit out that "YOU'RE ALL SHILLS" tweet.

It's fine if he doesn't want to talk about some stuff, but have a thought about simple questions.
 
I will never understand the people who pay to be unbanned. I can understand wanting to mess with DSP even though I don't think it's worthwhile he fucks himself over plenty. I can understand his whales and usual paypigs even if I don't agree that DSP's content is worth watching, people love underdogs and other nonsense. But the people paying to be unbanned? If they just want to troll him or watch him, all they need to do is create a new account and get a free VPN and it's done, but they insist on throwing $20+ at him instead.
 
Tatu Carreta2 powiedział(a):
I just clicked on another random part of his morrowind playthrough part 20,he created a resist magicka spell that gives him 100% magicka resist FOR ONE SECOND ,good job Phil Im sure thats very useful,he also claimed that he is very confused by this game,let me explain how creating spells work: you have a percentage chance of casting a spells from X to Y and the duration of said spell(when it comes to creating things that are cast on yourself or others like the ones he created) for example,on cast 20% to 50% chance of having 20% resist magicka for 10 seconds,apparently this is cryptic to him. He is making no effort to understand the game and he has been playing for 20 hours doing nothing but reading chat and asking them to tell him what to do at every moment.

His fans are more exceptional than him for thinking he deserves money for this.
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I still can't understand how any human could enjoy watching this. Since valedictorian Phil doesn't understand complicated words like "magnitude" and "duration" clearly he needs chat to tell him how to make potions. And god forbid he spends some time experimenting and learning how it works on his own like a normal gamer. Nope, he is going to sit there and whine until someone tips him and tells him exactly what to do. You know who else acts like this? Literal toddlers. Good job Phil.
 
actually powiedział(a):
I think you're partially right, but if he actually answered and gave a little explanation why (that wasn't just totally ridiculous), the overwhelming majority of people, here or elsewhere, wouldn't care. Something like the "favorite MCU character" could be "I like The Hulk because he started out as a simple I SMASH but has developed over time into a more complex character. Thanks for the tip."

His main issue is that he tries to have opinions while not having them. He'll shit all over a game he's playing for 5 hours and then give a "It's a shit game, but maybe you like it." at the end. Nah man. You don't get to talk shit for several hours and then pretend that you totally respect someone else's opinion. Similarly, he'll talk about how he doesn't care about other people, but then he'll shit out that "YOU'RE ALL SHILLS" tweet.

It's fine if he doesn't want to talk about some stuff, but have a thought about simple questions.
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That's actually (lol) part of the point I was trying to make but maybe muddled it up too much. If he were actually secure and not abnormal, he'd just say, "fuck it, I like Hulk." And maybe give an explanation like you said. And I could see two things happening... 1.) The detractor community or at least the more exceptional of the detractors, would possibly make memes and shit. Or 2.) No one gives a fuck and we all go about our day with still tons of material to point and laugh at.

But then the next question is what does he do with those options? And what is he imagining will happen? I'm sorry if I sound like I'm trying to play 4d chess here, but if 1.) happened, he'd be all pissy and upset but try to hide it, because we ruined his Hulkies. And maybe he predicted that would happen, and he'd have reason to never release any new information on his likes/dislikes. Maybe that's already happened and that's where I get this idea from.

But how likely is it that Phil thinks 2.) would happen? At this point, how likely is it that Phil really doesn't care what we all think, and would tell us he likes The Hulk? Then follow that with the likelihood that the community would do nothing with the information.

I'm not sure I'm making sense. There's a nebulous idea I thought would be interesting to discuss but I'm clearly too hungry to flesh the idea out into words.

I just.. I know he's lazy as fuck and wants people to shut up and pay him and all that, but for some reason I think his inability to answer simple questions goes somewhere else. Maybe because I can be hella lazy, but if you ask me a question about something I'm interested in, I get excited to talk about it, and it does not compute that he doesn't forget he's lazy and talk about something he's interested in for a minute.

I also know how his chat is Nazi Germany where you must only talk about Phil and the gameplay, and not derail the stream, and the gameplay is supposed to be the entertainment, he's not here to dance like a monkey for you, or answer "stupid" questions. And that's from being too lazy to put effort into actually being entertaining with a personality. I dunno.

I'm gonna go eat something now. I wanna make some kind of Phil reference/joke about that but I can't think of a good one.
 
BTK powiedział(a):
I'm gonna go eat something now. I wanna make some kind of Phil reference/joke about that but I can't think of a good one.
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Hopefully you're going to eat something homemade from scratch, and nothing disgusting like that Taco Bell shit Kat likes.
 
I think Phil doesn't give answers because he's afraid of being labeled a nerd. It's the same reason he doesn't want to get invested in video game stories, or appear scared during horror games. Phil has always been out of touch with reality, but even in his pre-hermit days, he was pretty obsessed with being seen as the "cool" guy. But, he bases most of what he knows off of 80's movies/sitcoms. He doesn't realize that stuff which was considered lame/niche/geeky in the past has more or less entered the mainstream.

I think it ties into his whole not romancing someone in a videogame thing. That used to be the punchline to jokes about the loser nerd character back in the day, with them falling in love with a video game character or making a robot girlfriend or whatever. For Phil, it is even worse because he can't really separate himself from the character in a game. He treats every character like it is a self-insert. That's why with the FF7 thing, he was so upset with Cloud crossdressing, because in his mind, he felt like the game was making him as a person crossdress/at least admit to liking it. It bothered him so much that it was clearly weighing on his mind because he was making warning tweets about it several days before it even happened.

I'd wager it's why he doesn't talk about wrestling, since that was/arguably still is something you're looked down on for enjoying. In Phil's very limited world view, he'd probably associate it with movie/sitcom characters who believe it is actually real. Since those characters are normally called losers, Phil avoids talking about it. Even when he does, he tries to play it off as him not being invested, even though it's one of the few times he actually seems to care about a subject. And to his credit, even people here were saying it was a breath of fresh air compared to his normal dull and otherwise silent streams.

Phil himself even sometimes shows this "logic" by mocking people in the rare times he isn't blaming lag or his connection or whatever. He'll insinuate they are basement dwelling virgin losers who just spend all day mastering a game. Or insulting people for taking games too seriously, aka showing the least amount of investment. It is especially baffling/hypocritical when you consider Phil's past as a competitive streetfighter player on top of him streaming video games for 10+ years.

To top it off, Phil in general has a really weird fear of bullies, which I think extends past the usual detractor stuff. We know he's a coward, but something that really stood out to me was that tweet he made/prestream rambling about his first time shopping in the pandemic. It kinda got buried under everything else he was droning on about, but there was a part where he mentioned how he was expecting to be beat up/get into a fight at the store. I think this is the same view he has about his "nerdy" side. He thinks if people thought he was a geek for liking video games too much/knowing about comics and wrestling or whatever else, he'll be that sad loser kid he sees in the movies, who gets beat up by the jock character and just in general mocked by everyone else.
 
TeeDee1622 powiedział(a):
Hey guys I’m super new to the DSP saga/lore but man is this such an interesting daily train wreck! Anyways I just saw this thread on Reddit that claims his bankruptcy case was dismissed? Anyone know if thats true? Thanks for keeping me entertained during quarantine!

Here’s the link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.re...hils_bankruptcy_is_going_to_be_dismissed_for/
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Reddit is dumb. They wrong. If it gets dismissed you'll see it in the bankruptcy thread here.
 
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