DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[the khat quaffer]

Best moments in Vest is the most wild montage because lets be honest its impossible to know what to expect.

Random clips of him acting autistic while the vest is on? (My personal hope) an "mlg pro" parody with dubstep and shit?


Its baffling. And being done by one of his detractor lite mods so it might be funny either intentionally or not.

What a weird, weird, weird person Phil is.

If he hadn't killed off that stupid cowboy hat, he could have at least done something gimmicky like 'I'm the best in the vest!' each time he won at street fighter or got a kill a in warzone or whatever other shit he does.

In my head that almost sounds cool.

edit: ＮＩＧＧＥＲＳ rating me dumb/autistic are wrong and also massive faggots

 

[hundredthousand]

I believe the person making the 50 streak vest video is thatanonymouse. It's weird because dude has been trolling Phil lately as well.

 

[TurboSwine]

>major skills
>two different armors
>mercantile
>speechcraft
What the fuck? Those are terrible choices even if you're trying to cheese the level scaling.
I really wish chat wasn't holding his hand because Morrowind is very sink or swim due to no quest markers and the stamina bar. It would be interesting to see Phil's honest reaction instead of what we got.

If he wanted to cheese it he should have gone full Khajiit stealth Marksman build. Get that night vision and just land massive sneak attack shots.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I'm calling it right here and now that he will quit the game. There is no way this man is playing Morrowind for the 70+ hours the game takes. I don't think any one specific part will get him pissed or anything I just think his dislike of how the game expects you to play will build up to a point where he will say "Nope, not playing this anymore."

Now what I'd really love is to see Phil play Baldur's Gate. PC though so NEVER EVER.

Good news it's on ps4.

 

[grump]

TIL Dsp tries it is actually what is known as a mukbang and supposedly according to Wikipedia was only really a thing in Korea and virtually unknown elsewhere when Phil started it in 2010.

Am I insane for remembering other people pigging out on camera back then on the Western Internet? Or is it really a hallucination and Phil truly is a pioneer or closet enthusist for obscure South Korean trends?

 

[Iron Father]

TIL Dsp tries it is actually what is known as a mukbang and supposedly according to Wikipedia was only really a thing in Korea and virtually unknown elsewhere when Phil started it in 2010.

Am I insane for remembering other people pigging out on camera back then on the Western Internet? Or is it really a hallucination and Phil truly is a pioneer or closet enthusist for obscure South Korean trends?

Didn't ReviewBrah start in like 2010/2011? Food reviewers and eating challenge Youtubers have been around forever. DSP never did what I would call a mukbang, just generic food reviews with enhanced disgust due to the noises he makes.

DSP has never had an original idea, everything he's ever done has been a subpar ripoff of someone else he watched, Tries It included.

 

[Shick]

TIL Dsp tries it is actually what is known as a mukbang and supposedly according to Wikipedia was only really a thing in Korea and virtually unknown elsewhere when Phil started it in 2010.

Am I insane for remembering other people pigging out on camera back then on the Western Internet? Or is it really a hallucination and Phil truly is a pioneer or closet enthusist for obscure South Korean trends?

Mukbangs are not reviews like DSP Tries It claims to be. Mukbangs are just people recording/livestreaming themselves eating normally so that those who are alone can pretend to be eating with others.

 

[grump]

Mukbangs are not reviews like DSP Tries It claims to be. Mukbangs are just people recording/livestreaming themselves eating normally so that those who are alone can pretend to be eating with others.

Ah okay but I'm pretty sure food reviews were a thing back then too? Maybe not as common but kicking around so phil might see it.

 

[Iron Father]

Dave ABSOLUTELY stole it from seeing others do it. I'll believe he's an alien before I believe he came up with Tries It all on his own.

 

[Pargon]

Dave ABSOLUTELY stole it from seeing others do it. I'll believe he's an alien before I believe he came up with Tries It all on his own.

Of course he didn't. DSP Tries It was just one item in a long list of "filming mundane activity" trends that he half-assedly chased in an effort to squeeze out more from his ridiculous Machinima contract back in the day (the dissolution of which is absolutely the reason why we no longer see any of them). Same with unboxing videos and, lest we miss the greater point, they all failed due to the shared factor of being done by a man who'd leave his autonomic functions for someone else to do if he could.

I'll just leave this fifteen-minute long video of a video game unboxing in which the box is never opened right here and say "the prosecution rests".

 

[Muppetmode]

Of course he didn't. DSP Tries It was just one item in a long list of "filming mundane activity" trends that he half-assedly chased in an effort to squeeze out more from his ridiculous Machinima contract back in the day (the dissolution of which is absolutely the reason why we no longer see any of them). Same with unboxing videos and, lest we miss the greater point, they all failed due to the shared factor of being done by a man who'd leave his autonomic functions for someone else to do if he could.

I'll just leave this fifteen-minute long video of a video game unboxing in which the box is never opened right here and say "the prosecution rests".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

Good ol dragoon snort

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

He said the 50 vest streak thing will be done in a week. What hurts my brain is that he says he can't do anything because of Covid, but I'm pretty sure Amazon is still delivering stupid shit to people and he has at least $150 right now.

Yes, he mentioned many times that he wants to buy a new piece of attire as a new tips reward. But he can't do it since stores are closed.
Amazon isn't an option because he needs to autistically select things to try them on in front of a mirror.
All of that to eventually wear the item in front of a 720p webcam whose footage is superimposed on a gameplay stream for his retarded paypigs.
Fucking boomer.

EDIT: This fucking boomer, man.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Yes, he mentioned many times that he wants to buy a new piece of attire as a new tips reward. But he can't do it since stores are closed.
Amazon isn't an option because he needs to autistically select things to try them on in front of a mirror.
All of that to eventually wear the item in front of a 720p webcam whose footage is superimposed on a gameplay stream for his exceptional paypigs.
Fucking boomer.

EDIT: This fucking boomer, man.

So he needs to actually see the model of $22.99 Logitech Keyboard+Mouse sitting on a store display before he buys it?

And god forbid he actually make a legitimate essential business purchase.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Yes, he mentioned many times that he wants to buy a new piece of attire as a new tips reward. But he can't do it since stores are closed.
Amazon isn't an option because he needs to autistically select things to try them on in front of a mirror.
All of that to eventually wear the item in front of a 720p webcam whose footage is superimposed on a gameplay stream for his exceptional paypigs.
Fucking boomer.

EDIT: This fucking boomer, man.
DSP Tries It - Valedictorian Tales_ The _Incident_ 4th Annibegacy_ VESTival Af 5m3.6s - 5m21s ...mp4

Keep in mind his wife literally works in the apparel section at Fred Meyer....

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So, why was DSP kicked from his wrassling gacha guild exactly? Other than on principle of not wanting something that radioactive in your guild, that is.

 

[A Witty Name]

So, why was DSP kicked from his wrassling gacha guild exactly? Other than on principle of not wanting something that radioactive in your guild, that is.

Uselessness: Doxxing the guild leader forced his hand.

Zena: Warned of what they would be getting themselves into if they had DSP and kicked him before there was a chance for repercussions.

 

[hector85]

Yes, he mentioned many times that he wants to buy a new piece of attire as a new tips reward. But he can't do it since stores are closed.
Amazon isn't an option because he needs to autistically select things to try them on in front of a mirror.
All of that to eventually wear the item in front of a 720p webcam whose footage is superimposed on a gameplay stream for his exceptional paypigs.
Fucking boomer.

EDIT: This fucking boomer, man.
DSP Tries It - Valedictorian Tales_ The _Incident_ 4th Annibegacy_ VESTival Af 5m3.6s - 5m21s ...mp4

480p webcam sir

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Uselessness: Doxxing the guild leader forced his hand.

Zena: Warned of what they would be getting themselves into if they had DSP and kicked him before there was a chance for repercussions.

The best thing about it is that DSP can't even make himself a massive victim because he'll get exposed for $40+ thousand in microtransactions

 

[Iron Hamster]

He said that if it gets to a 100 vest streak he will call that day the "vestival" and do something celebratory.

I'm sure it will be getting caught on cam again fondling his vesticles.

Dude wouldn't even give a straight answer on what his favorite MCU character was, DSP puts way too much effort into Matrix dodging anything resembling an honest question or interaction.

Captain Marvel it is!

 

[Satoi]

Yes, he mentioned many times that he wants to buy a new piece of attire as a new tips reward. But he can't do it since stores are closed.
Amazon isn't an option because he needs to autistically select things to try them on in front of a mirror.
All of that to eventually wear the item in front of a 720p webcam whose footage is superimposed on a gameplay stream for his exceptional paypigs.
Fucking boomer.

DSP is damn lucky that streaming is as easy as clicking on ONE button. Even after all these years he still doesn't understand the Internet and what you can do with it, especially with the world going tits up right now.