🌟 Internet Famous The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

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The Littlest Shitlord powiedział(a):
What about a lolcow? How much do you think that CWC could pull in from forehead ads?
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In terms of exposure, CWC would actually be a very viable candidate simply because nearly every aspect of his daily life is photographed and documented online. But you would need a company willing to adopt his image as their own... maybe pornhub could find value in it .

FluffyTehFennekin powiedział(a):
Holy crap, I remember seeing on Nick when I was younger. I can definitely see how this ad campaign failed. The Dad acts very immature, almost like how Mr. Enter would act.
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They lasted 3 years. That’s far from a failed campaign
 
Guess what! It's crossdressing time again already!
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Tragedy of the Senate powiedział(a):
Enter: "Having Max constantly forced into dresses is funny."
A reasonable person: "How is this funny?"
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It can't be when it's just the same, exact scenario each time. "Max doesn't want to wear a dress, but the other characters make him wear a dress". It's the same thing in the same way every time, the only difference is who's forcing him into the dress that time. Even Family Guy can make the fucking Surfin' Bird running joke into something different when they shove it into another episode. I don't know if Enter's too Autistic to understand that a running gag isn't supposed to be "Do the same thing over and over!" but that you find a new twist on it each time you bring it in.

But, of course, we all know that isn't the real reason he keeps putting these scenes in, anyway.
 
Piga Dgrifm powiedział(a):
It can't be when it's just the same, exact scenario each time. "Max doesn't want to wear a dress, but the other characters make him wear a dress". It's the same thing in the same way every time, the only difference is who's forcing him into the dress that time. Even Family Guy can make the fucking Surfin' Bird running joke into something different when they shove it into another episode. I don't know if Enter's too Autistic to understand that a running gag isn't supposed to be "Do the same thing over and over!" but that you find a new twist on it each time you bring it in.

But, of course, we all know that isn't the real reason he keeps putting these scenes in, anyway.
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The Family Guy comparison is also funny because the show's at least self-aware enough to know that the gag is annoying; hell, in the first episode it appears, Peter annoys the shit out of his family with the song. Enter just keeps putting Max in the same situation with no self-reflection or even acknowledgement that it keeps happening. It just happens because Enter's subconsciously obsessed with it.
 
FluffyTehFennekin powiedział(a):
Holy crap, I remember seeing on Nick when I was younger. I can definitely see how this ad campaign failed. The Dad acts very immature, almost like how Mr. Enter would act.
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Yeah they were really fucking creepy ads when I was a kid. Probably because I already had an idea of what a father figure and mother figure or an adult for that matter acts like and seeing the roles reversed just came across as really unsettling.

Piga Dgrifm powiedział(a):
Guess what! It's crossdressing time again already!
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I don't know THAT much about Mr Enter, but is that a common 'gag' that he throws into his works? I know it's kind of a-loggy to critique his work, but he could actually make the clothing oversized like 'adult clothing' because kids trying on their parents wardrobe is very common. It would probably make a lot more sense and be more symbolic.
 
Fluoxetine Man powiedział(a):
All I can think of when I see this picture is who the fuck built that mall and the infrastructure for it if kids rule the world? Thought I'm sure Enter has some needlessly complex and exceptional explanation.
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See you need to have a galaxy brain and 150 IQ to understand the genius nature of Mr Enter's worldbuilding. If you possess none of these, none of the teddy bear, Saturday morning cartoons, and pop up book politics, lollipop and trading card economics, and societal hierarchy of the 'childrenese culture' will make sense to you. Perhaps instead of providing our genius world builder Mr Enter with acts of hostility, we should embrace his philosophy and critique on modern day culture.

But no in all seriousness I have no clue either. My guess is the children run on enslaving the adults to do their bidding?
 
Fluoxetine Man powiedział(a):
All I can think of when I see this picture is who the fuck built that mall and the infrastructure for it if kids rule the world? Thought I'm sure Enter has some needlessly complex and exceptional explanation.
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Growing Around's world fails entirely as a world and only exists as a vehicle for Enter's fantasies. Because let's take literally every building and structure that exists in the setting as an example. Who built them? If it was built by children, then why do the buildings look so normal? No weird dangly bits or brightly colored random crap or whatever. Everything is professionally constructed in the style of modern Americana, hardly the kind of craftsmanship one would expect from a child. Even if children had the exact skills and abilities an adult would have, they wouldn't make such mundane structures at all. So, this leaves adults as the only other mechanism for creating these structures, and based on the appearance of these structures, they are most likely to have been the creators of them.

Here the world of GA runs facefirst into a problem: if adults are the ones creating and controlling the infrastructure, why have they not seized political, military, and economic control? This is another point of contention that would cause the world of GA to absolutely implode: Adult humans are larger, stronger, faster, and smarter than children. They have every advantage possible and every reason to seize control. If the world of GA obeys the laws of physics at all, the adults seizing power would be inevitable, they are outright superior to their child masters. The only reason they haven't is because Enter doesn't allow them to, since that happening would destroy the precarious balance his world depends on to exist. Even the bizarre justification for the children ruling disintegrates once you realize dinosaurs no longer exist in the setting and thus the only mechanism of controlling adults is gone.
 
Reading through recent posts on Enter's discord, he is TERRIFIED of the state of the world due to the virus. He spent an entire day doing nothing but researching the virus so he could "prove" it's all no big deal and that everyone except him is stupid. He's constantly posting depressing shit about how humanity is bad and dumb and never does anything right. It honestly reminds me of an edgy teen atheist phase.

I really don't get his deal with the quarantine. Is it really that big of a deal for him? How bad is it to sit back and collect money from the government and play Age of Empires with your discord buddies all day? I swear, if this situation was reversed and governments weren't locking down due to the virus, Enter would be screaming his lungs out calling them murderers. Remember how Enter is deathly afraid of, well... death? You'd think he'd be all for the quarantine.

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Damn, even his fans are shitting on him for his mishandling of GA.

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Is this some sort of humblebrag? Either way, hilarious seeing who it's coming from. I think Toxickitten was implying he should spend some time learning to draw better but Enter sperged out and said he didn't have access to resources to learn any new skills due to quarantine.

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Enter demonstrating his expert knowledge of the spread of pathogens. This is why you should stay in school.

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Mr. Enter powiedział(a):
A lot of people are... incredibly addicted to fear right now. Literally addicted, to the point where they'll shoot down anything that seems positive; swarm on those who report anything positive, and interpret neutral things, or even positive things, in the worst possible way
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Looks like Mr. Enter is too broke to afford a mirror.
 
LiquidKid powiedział(a):
You’re thinking of foreheADS. It didn’t work out too well, they only got 64 students to do it back in 2003. And because this was 2003, they didn’t have Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube to really push these students. It’s kinda like the myth that you can make good money turning your car into a ad. It only really works if you’re someone people would be staring at. I.E. a popular influencer or a celebrity.
The company in question went bankrupt
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Thanks!
 
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Lol "How versatile my skills are", indeed. He can't write, he can't draw, he can't edit his videos, he can't brush his teeth, he can't use a razor... Very versatile.

"Most of the stuff I don't know requires things I can't get".
ToxicKitten suggested learning a different language, which you can easily get started doing with YouTube videos. I highly doubt Enter's fluent in every language known to man.
 
I saw this video in my recommended for some reason. Unfortunately, it's total cringe with no drama to speak of, but there were a few things of note:
  • Mr. E does like Madoka Magica, despite (or perhaps because of) the dark themes. Maybe the only reason he's procrastinating is that he's not sure how to justify his opinion to his "I hate everything mean-spirited" fandom.
  • Mr. E also, surprisingly, likes Danganronpa, a high school murder mystery game with even darker themes than Madoka, and his favorite character in the series is....

Chihiro Fujisaki.... the crossdresser. I am so shocked.
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Icarus B. Nezzer powiedział(a):
I saw this video in my recommended for some reason. Unfortunately, it's total cringe with no drama to speak of, but there were a few things of note:
  • Mr. E does like Madoka Magica, despite (or perhaps because of) the dark themes. Maybe the only reason he's procrastinating is that he's not sure how to justify his opinion to his "I hate everything mean-spirited" fandom.
  • Mr. E also, surprisingly, likes Danganronpa, a high school murder mystery game with even darker themes than Madoka, and his favorite character in the series is....

Chihiro Fujisaki.... the crossdresser. I am so shocked.
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Huh I am surprised Enter even likes that stuff, I thought he'd bitch about both Madoka and Danganronpa for how a lot of people get hurt though.

I have a feeling Enter missed the whole point of Chihiro's character who actually hates having to crossdress and wants to grow out of it, and probably Enter will think it would've been better if they just embraced it.


Also I get a feeling Enter likes a lot of "Trap" characters for crossdressing and would overlook their actual characters...
 
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Piga Dgrifm powiedział(a):
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Lol "How versatile my skills are", indeed. He can't write, he can't draw, he can't edit his videos, he can't brush his teeth, he can't use a razor... Very versatile.

"Most of the stuff I don't know requires things I can't get".
ToxicKitten suggested learning a different language, which you can easily get started doing with YouTube videos. I highly doubt Enter's fluent in every language known to man.
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Mr. Enter, like the esteemed TJ Church, is highly fluent in Autism, which is spoken everywhere.
 
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