🌟 Internet Famous The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

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They're basically Pokemon cards, the sort with a game to go along with them. He doesn't seem to get how trading cards actually work. Things just cost a set number of cards, and it doesn't matter which cards they are. Fifty holographic Charizard cards have the same value as fifty lightning energy cards in this world. He doesn't have to make an entire series of cards and specify how much each is worth, but it would make more sense if there were "common" cards that are the equivalent of pennies and rare cards that are like hundred dollar bills. It's a minor problem, but it's another thing that shows his lack of understanding of how children actually are, since no kid's going to trade you a bike in exchange for a bunch of energy cards.
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The whole "rare cards have higher equivelent monetary value" basically writes itself and this dumbass couldn't even comprehend that?
 
It would take one goddamn expository scene of two kids arguing, with one saying that a rainbow laser dragon is totally worth a bike and four lollipops, and the other arguing that because rainbow laser dragons are super rare but ultra lame he'll only swing for two chocolate bars and a bucket to fix this, and Enter seriously can't wrap his head around that? It's like he made a currency in his head made entirely out of one dollar bills and totally forgot that children don't have a sense of money or fixed numbers at all. Using trading cards is a fine idea, it just needs to be a bartering system rather than fixed value currency.

Also, who's making the cards? If it's kids, is there a card mafia in the plants taking all the rarest and coolest cards for themselves and manipulating the exchange rates for their own profit? If it's adults, how come they're not doing the exact same thing except also making secret 'adult' cards with innuendo and whatnot built into them for communications?
 
This growing around show he keeps bringing up (and I will never find these Burger King commercials again no matter how high and low I search) reminds of those burger commercials where the kids were the parents and vice versa. An adult did something bad with a toy, the kids took them away while the adults pouted. Adult wanted to go to Burger King because the kids promised and the kids refuse and the adults start to cry.

The thing about those commercials was those were very uncomfortable to watch as a kid. And it’s even more awkward thinking about it in retrospective. If you can find these commercials, post them, because that’s essentially what growing around would be.
 
Here's the second attempt at the op with adding in the written stuff that was suggested in pm's. If it's considered good enough, I'll start looking for images to put

Johnathan Rozanski, or as most people know him, The Mysterious Mr. Enter, is a cow most well known for reviewing various cartoons that a man his age shouldn't be getting worked up about. Thanks to many examples of tard-rage stemming from said reviews, Enter was once an entity that commanded a whole sub-forum here on the farms. Nowadays discussion of his endeavors are relegated to this sole thread as he spends most of his time fantasizing about a children's television show that will never be made.

While he might seem innocent enough, many onlookers have called out Enter as a hypocrite, pointing out how many of the flaws and criticisms he would otherwise sperg over with other works are present in his own works - Growing around. One such concern that has arisen has been Enter's apparent lack of reservation when it comes to inserting fetishes in to the 'show' aimed at children, such as excessive cross-dressing and gender role reversal. Additionally, he has a terrible grasp on worldbuilding and story telling, resulting in confusing storylines and inappropriate morals - All of which he has heavily criticized in other works of fiction.

Many viewers have pointed out how dystopian the setting is.; for those unaware, the whole 'shtick' of the show is how adults and children have swapped places in society. Enter doesn't see how this is an issue, neglecting to realize that in his world lose most of they rights once they turn 18. Enter also neglects to do anything fun or interesting with the world, once again ignoring the implications of a world run by children since the stone age. The countries are just terrible kids puns and most social norms are still structured as if the world was made today through the eyes of a kid - it doesn't take any of the theory crafting that usually comes with decent world-building.

Despite a lack of experience and work material, in his infinite wisdom Enter thought it a good idea to start an Indiegogo campaign in an attempt to fund development for his series. With half finished scripts and disjointed artworks by various artists from deviantart, the Indiegogo unsurprisingly failed, sending Enter in to a downwards spiral of frustration and insanity. This was covered quite a bit by the internet cartoon reviewer community with many skeptical of it's success like Justarobot or Turkey tom. Some were more optimistic like Pieguyrulz as Enter piled on all of his hopes and dreams on this crowdfunding attempt. As this paragraph shows it failed, one of the many reasons for that was asking for 35,000 dollars for a pilot with sloppy writing, barely if any animation and scrounged together art work. This is what seemed to push John off the deep end as he focused on growing around to the exclusion of all his other projects

With all of this Growing around nonsense, it's easy to forget what enter was originally known for - reviewing cartoons. Much to his, and everyone else's dismay, he still produces these; his most recent series being Nick-o-Rama, where throughout the month of December 2019 he would review every Nick-toon ever made. Of course, thanks to Enter's lack of work ethic and poor planning skills these videos would come out consistently late - with excuses ranging from 'Playing too many video games' to Enter 'Hurting his wrist'. Naturally, this upset fans and provided ammo to his detractors, eventually leading up to the deletion of his Twitter. Enter eventually did end up finishing his Nick-O-Rama series in his usual, resentful way, and can be viewed here as a playlist created by a fan, as Enter is too lazy to create one himself.

Like many Content Cows, Enter is his own worst enemy. Through dismissing criticism, accusing any concerns as trolling attempts, and refusing to prioritize realistic goals and expectations - he has driven many of his fans away, many of them become his current trolls and detractors. His obsession with Growing Around has also taken a hold of everything Enter now does, with references to it being made, humorously, as a way to explain how he would do a show' better'. Enter even published a book regarding his own growing around series on amazon. It's been reviewed on here by @Piga Dgrifm as well as an amazon review being posted, which ripped it to shreds as being not very good. You can have a pdf of the book here, done by Piga after enter tried to make it disappear but as this site shows, the internet never forgets, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-m...is-growing-around.43381/page-245#post-6243695 If you want to spare yourself from reading it and just hear the criticism, the amazon review made fun of it by saying actual kids, didn't enjoy it, the pacing was poorly thought out, the dialogue was not something children would say and it gave off uncomfortable vibes with all of the cross dressing involved.

The show itself is supposedly made for children as numerously stated by John but a closer look reveals that not to be the case. It's literally made for Enter and man children in general with it's hatred for normal adult life like getting a job and living on your own and literally being made for just Enter's enjoyment like inserting numerous examples of a certain fetish. This fetish is crossdressing of guys dressing up in various girly outfits with just a few examples listed below. It's gotten rather uncomfortable for other people viewing it, seeing it as rather creepy as John continues to insist nothing is wrong and this is totally okay for a kids show because they did it in a one off gag and not a full time feature of the show itself.

Some debate regarding enter's own personal life has occassionally cropped up from time to time in the thread. It is known he lives with his grand parents these days and hates his own parents, making a decent chunk of spending money from his youtube and other sources of ad revenue if not enough to live off of on his own. It has been confirmed Enter eats nothing but junk food in the form of kraft macaroni and cheese and instant ramen, not mentioning likely eating candy constantly as well, not doing any favors for his health. He shaves with scissors instead of a razor for whatever ungodly reason, resulting in a patchy and scraggly hobo beard.

John not only takes himself incredibly seriously, he's in severe denial about his own situation as well. He avoids all opposition, calling any and all critics who offer advice as a troll and ignoring their advice entirely causing many new detractors to form. As a result his reviews have stagnated and his strange fascination with Growing Around has alienated anyone who would otherwise be willing to help him. Most of the people allegedly working on the 'show' are just artist he's hired off deviant art, with most of the art having dramatically less quality than other works, leaving many to believe that Enter is a control freak. What the future holds for Enter is unclear, as he seemingly wants to focus all of his time, money, and energy on a show that will most likely never get made. Some examples of people growing to dislike Enter are the cartoon reviewer community like the mentioned Justarobot and Turkey Tom as well as Rebel Taxi, I hate everything and numerous former fans who post on this thread, making Enter's fandom his own worst enemy with some screenshots provided below.

A little side note is that Enter's own brand of autism has attracted many different users that end up exposing rather embarrassing behaviors about themselves in various autistic fashions. This includes the entire sub forum as an example as it attracted numerous people who mocked enter to have their own flaws or this very thread which has seen various users expose themselves in various ways like admitting to watching little kid shows, embarrassing personal life stories or sheer unbridled hatred for enter and what he makes and how they can do better in a classic case of a-logging. If you feel like you need to prove your better than enter, don't shout it into the world and this thread. Just focus on living your own life and working on your own projects and world building by listening to critics and not instantly dismissing them if you feel the need to write fanfiction or something like that. (this message has been brought to you by a concerned user who has seen various people fall into the same trap of a-logging enter. If you really feel the need to say you're better than someone on the internet, you're probably not)

In closing, Enter is a classic example of a careercow who once had a good thing going for him but wasted it away. He had the respect of many different fans and even some trolls with his taking on of Viacom's copyright strikes even during his more spergier moments like calling for the harrasment of people like Zeus Cervas and Casey Alexander, something even he walked back on. The key word for that previous sentence was had as in past tense, as his continued antics and obsession with growing around as well as dramatically slowing down his own reviews to focus on his passion project has seen a slow and steady bleed of subscribers that are still active as well as making less money in general for videos over time as they get less and less views as people remember him as the growing around guy who ripped off a failed disney short saying he could do it better and failing on that front in every way. His constant refusual to admit his flaws and not hold himself on a pedastal as seen him lose countless respect as well as not finishing certain projects at all like patreon sponsered reviews others paid for and showed interest in like the madoka magica review. Now we see a lolcalf go to full on lolcow and he had such a promising start as a content creator to. Rest in peace: enter's youtube career 2015 to 2017
 
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Here's the second attempt at the op with adding in the written stuff that was suggested in pm's. If it's considered good enough, I'll start looking for images to put

Johnathan Rozanski, or as most people know him, The Mysterious Mr. Enter, is a cow most well known for reviewing various cartoons that a man his age shouldn't be getting worked up about. Thanks to many examples of tard-rage stemming from said reviews, Enter was once an entity that commanded a whole sub-forum here on the farms. Nowadays discussion of his endeavors are relegated to this sole thread as he spends most of his time fantasizing about a children's television show that will never be made.

While he might seem innocent enough, many onlookers have called out Enter as a hypocrite, pointing out how many of the flaws and criticisms he would otherwise sperg over with other works are present in his own works - Growing around. One such concern that has arisen has been Enter's apparent lack of reservation when it comes to inserting fetishes in to the 'show' aimed at children, such as excessive cross-dressing and gender role reversal. Additionally, he has a terrible grasp on worldbuilding and story telling, resulting in confusing storylines and inappropriate morals - All of which he has heavily criticized in other works of fiction.

Many viewers have pointed out how dystopian the setting is.; for those unaware, the whole 'shtick' of the show is how adults and children have swapped places in society. Enter doesn't see how this is an issue, neglecting to realize that in his world lose most of they rights once they turn 18. Enter also neglects to do anything fun or interesting with the world, once again ignoring the implications of a world run by children since the stone age. The countries are just terrible kids puns and most social norms are still structured as if the world was made today through the eyes of a kid - it doesn't take any of the theory crafting that usually comes with decent world-building.

Despite a lack of experience and work material, in his infinite wisdom Enter thought it a good idea to start an Indiegogo campaign in an attempt to fund development for his series. With half finished scripts and disjointed artworks by various artists from deviantart, the Indiegogo unsurprisingly failed, sending Enter in to a downwards spiral of frustration and insanity. This was covered quite a bit by the internet cartoon reviewer community with many skeptical of it's success like Justarobot or Turkey tom. Some were more optimistic like Pieguyrulz as Enter piled on all of his hopes and dreams on this crowdfunding attempt. As this paragraph shows it failed, one of the many reasons for that was asking for 35,000 dollars for a pilot with sloppy writing, barely if any animation and scrounged together art work. This is what seemed to push John off the deep end as he focused on growing around to the exclusion of all his other projects

With all of this Growing around nonsense, it's easy to forget what enter was originally known for - reviewing cartoons. Much to his, and everyone else's dismay, he still produces these; his most recent series being Nick-o-Rama, where throughout the month of December 2019 he would review every Nick-toon ever made. Of course, thanks to Enter's lack of work ethic and poor planning skills these videos would come out consistently late - with excuses ranging from 'Playing too many video games' to Enter 'Hurting his wrist'. Naturally, this upset fans and provided ammo to his detractors, eventually leading up to the deletion of his Twitter. Enter eventually did end up finishing his Nick-O-Rama series in his usual, resentful way, and can be viewed here as a playlist created by a fan, as Enter is too lazy to create one himself.

Like many Content Cows, Enter is his own worst enemy. Through dismissing criticism, accusing any concerns as trolling attempts, and refusing to prioritize realistic goals and expectations - he has driven many of his fans away, many of them become his current trolls and detractors. His obsession with Growing Around has also taken a hold of everything Enter now does, with references to it being made, humorously, as a way to explain how he would do a show' better'. Enter even published a book regarding his own growing around series on amazon. It's been reviewed on here by @Piga Dgrifm as well as an amazon review being posted, which ripped it to shreds as being not very good. You can have a pdf of the book here, done by Piga after enter tried to make it disappear but as this site shows, the internet never forgets, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-m...is-growing-around.43381/page-245#post-6243695 If you want to spare yourself from reading it and just hear the criticism, the amazon review made fun of it by saying actual kids, didn't enjoy it, the pacing was poorly thought out, the dialogue was not something children would say and it gave off uncomfortable vibes with all of the cross dressing involved.

The show itself is supposedly made for children as numerously stated by John but a closer look reveals that not to be the case. It's literally made for Enter and man children in general with it's hatred for normal adult life like getting a job and living on your own and literally being made for just Enter's enjoyment like inserting numerous examples of a certain fetish. This fetish is crossdressing of guys dressing up in various girly outfits with just a few examples listed below. It's gotten rather uncomfortable for other people viewing it, seeing it as rather creepy as John continues to insist nothing is wrong and this is totally okay for a kids show because they did it in a one off gag and not a full time feature of the show itself.

Some debate regarding enter's own personal life has occassionally cropped up from time to time in the thread. It is known he lives with his grand parents these days and hates his own parents, making a decent chunk of spending money from his youtube and other sources of ad revenue if not enough to live off of on his own. It has been confirmed Enter eats nothing but junk food in the form of kraft macaroni and cheese and instant ramen, not mentioning likely eating candy constantly as well, not doing any favors for his health. He shaves with scissors instead of a razor for whatever ungodly reason, resulting in a patchy and scraggly hobo beard.

John not only takes himself incredibly seriously, he's in severe denial about his own situation as well. He avoids all opposition, calling any and all critics who offer advice as a troll and ignoring their advice entirely causing many new detractors to form. As a result his reviews have stagnated and his strange fascination with Growing Around has alienated anyone who would otherwise be willing to help him. Most of the people allegedly working on the 'show' are just artist he's hired off deviant art, with most of the art having dramatically less quality than other works, leaving many to believe that Enter is a control freak. What the future holds for Enter is unclear, as he seemingly wants to focus all of his time, money, and energy on a show that will most likely never get made. Some examples of people growing to dislike Enter are the cartoon reviewer community like the mentioned Justarobot and Turkey Tom as well as Rebel Taxi, I hate everything and numerous former fans who post on this thread, making Enter's fandom his own worst enemy with some screenshots provided below.

A little side note is that Enter's own brand of autism has attracted many different users that end up exposing rather embarrassing behaviors about themselves in various autistic fashions. This includes the entire sub forum as an example as it attracted numerous people who mocked enter to have their own flaws or this very thread which has seen various users expose themselves in various ways like admitting to watching little kid shows, embarrassing personal life stories or sheer unbridled hatred for enter and what he makes and how they can do better in a classic case of a-logging. If you feel like you need to prove your better than enter, don't shout it into the world and this thread. Just focus on living your own life and working on your own projects and world building by listening to critics and not instantly dismissing them if you feel the need to write fanfiction or something like that. (this message has been brought to you by a concerned user who has seen various people fall into the same trap of a-logging enter. If you really feel the need to say you're better than someone on the internet, you're probably not)

In closing, Enter is a classic example of a careercow who once had a good thing going for him but wasted it away. He had the respect of many different fans and even some trolls with his taking on of Viacom's copyright strikes even during his more spergier moments like calling for the harrasment of people like Zeus Cervas and Casey Alexander, something even he walked back on. The key word for that previous sentence was had as in past tense, as his continued antics and obsession with growing around as well as dramatically slowing down his own reviews to focus on his passion project has seen a slow and steady bleed of subscribers that are still active as well as making less money in general for videos over time as they get less and less views as people remember him as the growing around guy who ripped off a failed disney short saying he could do it better and failing on that front in every way. His constant refusual to admit his flaws and not hold himself on a pedastal as seen him lose countless respect as well as not finishing certain projects at all like patreon sponsered reviews others paid for and showed interest in like the madoka magica review. Now we see a lolcalf go to full on lolcow and he had such a promising start as a content creator to. Rest in peace: enter's youtube career 2015 to 2017
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Looking good, though you have 35,000 instead of 350,000.
I have a sort of laundry list of things people might want to know about Enter. If you'd like to include it, I'd be happy to provide.
 
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This growing around show he keeps bringing up (and I will never find these Burger King commercials again no matter how high and low I search) reminds of those burger commercials where the kids were the parents and vice versa. An adult did something bad with a toy, the kids took them away while the adults pouted. Adult wanted to go to Burger King because the kids promised and the kids refuse and the adults start to cry.

The thing about those commercials was those were very uncomfortable to watch as a kid. And it’s even more awkward thinking about it in retrospective. If you can find these commercials, post them, because that’s essentially what growing around would be.
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You underestimate the power of someone who spent years earning a marketing degree and studying every form of advertisement imaginable.
 
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You underestimate the power of someone who spent years earning a marketing degree and studying every form of advertisement imaginable.
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Off topic, I know, but you wouldn't happen to know what happened with this project I heard about years ago where a marketing firm was trying to rent the foreheads of college students as advertising space with vegetable oil-based temporary tattoos, would you?
 
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Off topic, I know, but you wouldn't happen to know what happened with this project I heard about years ago where a marketing firm was trying to rent the foreheads of college students as advertising space with vegetable oil-based temporary tattoos, would you?
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You’re thinking of foreheADS. It didn’t work out too well, they only got 64 students to do it back in 2003. And because this was 2003, they didn’t have Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube to really push these students. It’s kinda like the myth that you can make good money turning your car into a ad. It only really works if you’re someone people would be staring at. I.E. a popular influencer or a celebrity.
The company in question went bankrupt
 
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You’re thinking of foreheADS. It didn’t work out too well, they only got 64 students to do it back in 2003. And because this was 2003, they didn’t have Instagram, Twitter, or YouTube to really push these students. It’s kinda like the myth that you can make good money turning your car into a ad. It only really works if you’re someone people would be staring at. I.E. a popular influencer or a celebrity.
The company in question went bankrupt
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What about a lolcow? How much do you think that CWC could pull in from forehead ads?
 
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You underestimate the power of someone who spent years earning a marketing degree and studying every form of advertisement imaginable.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZSHAEwhw4LAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=OEM9c7fY8RYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ZPj2bh491NEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=0DJLrzy9e3ghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=iQWbzeq1OKMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=FBe_41J-QkIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=PG3CpjbB48khttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yNTA6L_PGmMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=72rVWHGKmOMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=3W6Gm7610kA
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Holy crap, I remember seeing on Nick when I was younger. I can definitely see how this ad campaign failed. The Dad acts very immature, almost like how Mr. Enter would act.
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