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Trust me mate, he wants to play and be there the least amount of time possible. He must really hate streaming, I take it 50/50, that he is basically a Wingsofred, but tries to cover the hate better.
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Trust me mate, he wants to play and be there the least amount of time possible. He must really hate streaming, I take it 50/50, that he is basically a Wingsofred, but tries to cover the hate better.
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- 4 Lip 2018
He hates having to play games on stream. He would much rather be an IRL streamer. It's why his prestreams are so long and he has no qualms about pausing gameplay to check his account/lean-in ban/hold the gameplay hostage until someone pays him to handhold him through a "puzzle boss". But he knows he won't get as much money doing IRL streams than he would doing his original raw unedited khantent (not to mention that it would spell the end of his decade-plus legacy as a pioneer of gameplay entertainment productions), so he's kinda painted into a corner.
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- 3 Paź 2018
This new thing where DSP is banning people for "trying to get him in trouble with his bankruptcy" didn't really register with me until just now as to just how scummy that is. Openly trying to make sure he can scam the courts by censoring all mentions of things he owns and has video evidence on his channel of owning.
This pig really is a brazen breed.
This pig really is a brazen breed.
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DSP reaching his 200$ tips goal after bankrupcy saga, eating his Italian sauce. July 2020 colorized.
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- 4 Lip 2018
"Renton Pig Roast" sponsored by MidFirst Bank and with Nancy James as the guest of honor.
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Wheeeeereee is da pig saaaauce
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- 24 Lis 2017
The poll has obviously been rigged by trolls. Now you have no choice to make the selections yourself.
Karma is coming for him alright, just not in the way he’s expecting.so, just watched tevins restream and dsp said he cant wait for karma to hit because he is owed a lot of positivity after the years of harrasment, probably will win the lottery when it hits.
The same way someone can make it 36 years without ever having done his own laundry and having to figure it out himself when his Mom 2.0 moved out.
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Anyone want to ballpark how many of these bad boys the Pig has polished off over the years?
I've got him close to 684 1.75L bottles in almost 11 years.
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Optimistic 1 bottle of 1l of gin weekly makes it approx. 3 shots daily, which seems reasonable to me, considering 40% strenght. Secondly, let's be optimistic again and say, he doesn't drink a week in the month, making it 3 bottles monthly. This means it's 36 a year, so round it up to 400 ginnies at 11 years with all of the optimism. His liver is prob tougher than his brain dood. Eyeballing a Beefeater gin at 12$ (prob the cheapest drinkable substance slightly resembling gin) makes it around 5k spent on gin. And that is just with all of the optimism.
Also, your approximation is just about 1,75x of mine in the bottles and 1.75 times in volume, so lets say its 3.5 times as high, that gives us the range of money spent between 5-15k, considering your approximation as the worst case scenario and mine as the best one.
Midfirst bank with 5k debt says hello
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wahkando
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- 16 Mar 2020
Alcoholics drink so much more than this
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The Penultimate Warrior
kiwifarms.net
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- 6 Mar 2019
These two deaths are absolutely peak DSP. Misses his target, blames lag and bugged kill cams, and also makes sure to tell his viewers he doesn't care about winning anyway
kiwirevolving
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- 11 Lut 2020
Someone on the subreddit wrote that DPS said in his last stream that if he hits 100 vest streaks he'll do a "DSP Tries It" live, is this true? I don't see it being mentioned anywhere here or I'm just too retarded and not seeing it.
JamFlowMan
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- 3 Kwi 2017
$10,000 to watch Phil use his paw to smash dry cereal into his face hole? Sounds like a reasonable and completely unselfish request in the middle of a crisis.
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- 15 Gru 2018
Silenced shotgun at mid/long range. Watching DSP play FPS is like watching a chimp do a puzzle.
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- 2 Wrz 2015
I'm shocked Phil still has wheelchairs asking him for stretch goals.
You'd think he'd have beaten it in by now that continuing to put out quality content everyday for 11 years is the only stretch goal that matters.
I still hope someone asks during stream, because that rant is going to be so delusional its going to win an award.
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KHAMAHN DOOD ITS GOT A SCOPE
THAT MEANS IT SHOOTS FAR!
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- 19 Sie 2017
Dude for the past hour and a half I have just been going through WWE Champions' twitter and I am dying I have not laughed this hard in ages. I am actually crying. A fucking z celebrity streamer is constantly for weeks been in almost every single comment with gifs and memes.
UTTERLY FUCKING AMAZING!!!! Easily one of the funniest non DSP happenings in ages great work detractors
UTTERLY FUCKING AMAZING!!!! Easily one of the funniest non DSP happenings in ages great work detractors
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