DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PinkRibbonScars]

The best term I've seen is "skinny fat". Yeah, you look somewhat slim, but you also have no muscle to speak of, so you're still not actually healthy.

Phil isn't skinny fat. He's obese.

This is skinny fat

This is obese

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Phil isn't skinny fat. He's obese.

This is skinny fat

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This is obese

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Phil with the oddly shaped... well, everything really.

 

[gaarashatan]

This kid has donated over 40 dollars begging to be unbanned.

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what cucks for real, not only does this dude got them manipulating into giving them money but its pity money for "being wrong" when he didnt do anything wrong.

unreal

 

[Salubrious]

I actually believe DSP has lost scale weight. We've actually witnessed a man somehow only lose muscle mass in real time.

At least office workers (used to) have to get up, drive to the office, walk into the office and drive home. Some even leave the office to go to lunch, even if it's only drive-thru. DSP may literally walk less than 500 steps some days. He doesn't need to carry around a laptop to meetings. He actually complained that moving a PS4 back and forth between rooms is too much work.

DSP is less active than most non-bedbound deathfats.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I actually believe DSP has lost scale weight.

I'll agree if you mean truck scale.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I'd love to see Phil's fitbit numbers over a month.

Sadly it tends to count arm flailing so it'd have 2k instead of 48 steps.

 

[Coin Ops]

I'd love to see Phil's fitbit numbers over a month.

Sadly it tends to count arm flailing so it'd have 2k instead of 48 steps.

Do fitbits have a way to count T-poses?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Phil isn't skinny fat. He's obese.

This is skinny fat

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This is obese

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Is the bottom pic a recent legit pic of him? Like it’s not a shoop?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Is the bottom pic a recent legit pic of him? Like it’s not a shoop?

Nope that's actually him, Phils a real life Miss Finster

 

[PutridElephant]

Spot the difference:

Yesterday - Starts late, no prestream, no break, ends on time
Today - Starts not so late, prestream, needs to take a mid stream break, ends early

There is about the same amount of game play both days.

Why can't he forego the break? He proved he can do it and he won't die.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Spot the difference:

Yesterday - Starts late, no prestream, no break, ends on time
Today - Starts not so late, prestream, needs to take a mid stream break, ends early

There is about the same amount of game play both days.

Why can't he forego the break? He proved he can do it and he won't die.

Autism.

The answer is always AUTISM.

 

[Iron Father]

so, just watched tevins restream and dsp said he cant wait for karma to hit because he is owed a lot of positivity after the years of harrasment, probably will win the lottery when it hits.

One of my favorite DSP delusions is his whole "karma dood" thing. He thinks his perceived recent suffering is the catalyst for future positive karma coming to him, and negative karma coming for detractors, but he has it utterly backwards; a decade of being a huge piece of shit has resulted in what he's currently reaping, as well as the existence of the detractor community.

You couldn't make up a better example of karma than DSP alienating so many people over the years and always choosing the most toxic path over other potentially more positive paths that a detractor community formed around him. He's too much of a smug pig with a victim complex to see that he has the order of karma backwards.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Spot the difference:

Yesterday - Starts late, no prestream, no break, ends on time
Today - Starts not so late, prestream, needs to take a mid stream break, ends early

There is about the same amount of game play both days.

Why can't he forego the break? He proved he can do it and he won't die.

Why the fuck would DSP work more for the same money?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Phil isn't skinny fat. He's obese.

This is skinny fat

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This is obese

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DSP looks so sad. He looks like a prime example of the keyboard warrior meme.

 

[actually]

Why was stream ended early? Gotta heat some of the ketchup sauce up to slop on some untoasted buns with overcooked chicken sausage?

 

[TankMelee]

Why can't he forego the break? He proved he can do it and he won't die.

DSP's pride won't allow him to say the words "I stream 7 hours a day" because it conflicts with his overworked narrative. The break also lets him assert dominance over his viewers.

 

[tzgnilki]

Why was stream ended early? Gotta heat some of the ketchup sauce up to slop on some untoasted buns with overcooked chicken sausage?

he feels guilty for khet cooking for him every day, so one out of the three days she works, he cooks authentic italian taco bell and considers this "his day to cook"

 

[actually]

he feels guilty for khet cooking for him every day, so one out of the three days she works, he cooks authentic italian taco bell and considers this "his day to cook"

...But she doesn't work tonight? Normally it's Friday-Sunday.

 

[Iron Father]

"Authentic Asian stirfry" is one of his signature dishes and is also his most elaborate dish he cooks lmao.

 

[tzgnilki]

...But she doesn't work tonight? Normally it's Friday-Sunday.

I can't think of any other reason for him to rush to cook dinner other than she's going to work

maybe autistic scheduling