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At this point I want to see Trump endorse Biden and threaten to resign just to see what CNN would do.



Yeah, I remember seeing the same thing:

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Never mind that a major plot point of the books is that the media is totally on the antichrist's side and absolutely loves and slobbers all over him.

Another funny part is that the books are so poorly done, it's hard to tell exactly what makes the antichrist a horrible dictator in the first place. In that as far as I bothered reading, there's no sign of gestapo police hunting down the protagonists, or random people being rounded up, etc.
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My brother-in-law bought a bunch of these for my husband one Christmas. He read most of the ones he got (which were the first five or six), but busted out laughing at the this weird gun that basically turned bullets into spinning sawblades of death. I don't use a gun and I understand why it wouldn't work.
 
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My brother-in-law bought a bunch of these for my husband one Christmas. He read most of the ones he got (which were the first five or six), but busted out laughing at the this weird gun that basically turned bullets into spinning sawblades of death. I don't use a gun and I understand how why it wouldn't work.
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Yeah the Left Behind series is some good shit if you're into mediocre insanity. That's not meant to be an insult either, these things are fucking entertaining. But holy shit are they crazy.
 
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There isn't any. Because the book's basically running down a checklist of... I guess you could call them "Rapturists" or something... beliefs, and one of them is that the AntiChrist actually ushers in an era of peace and prosperity or some shit and one of the bad things about this is that it leads people further away from God and to worship earthly leaders instead. Or something like that, it's been a long time since I read a breakdown of those damn things.

However I do remember that one of the defining traits of the AntiChrist is supposed to be that hardly anyone knows he's the AntiChrist. A very select few of the most faithful will see him for what he is. So all these evangelical atheists screeching at Trump supporters that he's clearly Reverse Jesus are really doing is proving that he's not.
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Follow the globalism. Who wants to control the world and the world's resources? Not Nationalists.
But trust me, globalists are taking notes for their dream shot of taking over the globe.
Ask yourself how they are going to do this successfully without a massive die off of patriotic Christians? They are betting on the rapture just as much as the Christians want to fly off this tock.
 
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My brother-in-law bought a bunch of these for my husband one Christmas. He read most of the ones he got (which were the first five or six), but busted out laughing at the this weird gun that basically turned bullets into spinning sawblades of death. I don't use a gun and I understand how why it wouldn't work.
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Oh yeah! I think I read up to that one too because it was titled "Assassins" IIRC and I thought, "sure this one should be entertaining."

What makes it even funnier is that I think they do that gun thing to try and create this red herring about the prophecy of how the antichrist is killed. "Oh could it be a gun called sword???" While it's patently obvious to children in the room that the guy talking about smuggling a machete in his wheelchair is going to be the one to do it.

And oh look! It actually is!

They spent more time going over a what if a prophecy is absolutely literal than say... a tense sequence of trying to smuggle in a weapon through a secure location.

And I think the worst of it is... everybody else has become as bad as the books! (go to the Star Trek or Star Wars thread if you want to see us autistically rage on those)

Although now I kind of want to see Trump come out and say "hail satan" on air just to watch Kanye perform a mass baptism on CNN.
 
The TES thread is some sweet distilled TDS available right on-site. It's like if the gif of the dude crying behind the troll mask was a bunch of people attempting to cope.

It's funny when it's not a horrible glimpse into their deeply fucked up personalities. It's a very sad circlejerk.
 
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The TES thread is some sweet distilled TDS available right on-site. It's like if the gif of the dude crying behind the troll mask was a bunch of people attempting to cope.

It's funny when it's not a horrible glimpse into their deeply fucked up personalities. It's a very sad circlejerk.
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What's TES?
 
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It used to be the r/the_donald thread but they changed it to "Trump Enslavement Syndrome"
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LMAO!

You know, the thing about TDS is it forces you into a weird binary of for or against. In reality, the attitudes about Trump exist on - get this - a spectrum.

Being *generally* for his policies doesn't prevent you from disagreeing from this, that, or the other.

For example, I don't like his administration's stance on encryption despite liking Trump and Barr overall. The response from most people is "yeah, I can dig that" or "here's why they are right". TDS people? "SEE? EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING THEY DO IS BAD. YOU ARE FINALLY STARTING TO WAKE UP! #RESIST YOUR MASTER!"

It's profoundly cult-like.
 
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Fagots who didn't have the balls to refer to there thread as
Even though they could of used that to perfectly describe trumps greatest supporters, steal the acronym TDS, and be able to call all of us fagots to boot.
It's the other side of the coin making fun of people who think trump got sent from god, or people that will defend everything the man does.

That being said, be courteous and don't shitpost on their thread.


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I, for one, haven't seen MAGA hats called "the mark of the beast", so that's nifty.
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I've seen them refer to him as the antichirst they did the same for obama. I mean it's funny because anyone who knows revelations knows that the Anti-Christ calls himself the anti-christ. Like the entire point is you follow him willingly knowing who he is.
 
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They can't even go with "Trump Enthusiasm syndrome"? Or...
Euphoria
Echo
Eagerness
Elevation
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Nah, a certain wrestling fan wouldn't be able to act all smug and superior over the dumb inbred christian nazis that think trump is jesus.

Fwiw I have seen lolcow trump supporters who treat him that way. But according to the TES posters there are no legit reasons to support trump. And they can't decide if he's an evil fundie rethuglican or if he's still a democrat at heart and his followers are all racist, science denying rubes.
 
Seeing people post autistically Pro-Trump stuff doesn't have the same flair. They don't have to be mad because in their minds they are winning.

This site definitely has a right wing base. You don't even see us making fun of evangelicals posting about how Trump is the apocalypse. Although to be fair, that shit does get old fast.

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Trump elation syndrom? Trump flagellation syndrome? Is the TES thread enlightening?
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We need a contest to get this sorted out. The side that invented "Drumph", "Orange Man" and "Plop Turd Man" will not do this right. People that worship Trump are basically lolcows but we have not categorized them. Just look at Ben Garrison and his fanbase - absolute madness.
 
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