Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

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Who will the next person Chris body swap with?

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More nonsense.
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His memory and vocabulary is extensive, and this brain of his literally links with the wisdom of the cosmos
  • Chris is a Commodore CPU, with the computing power of C64. I believe you, sonichu in that
  • How to describe cosmos: full of vacant space and stars. No wisdom other than thinking that rocks can heal, quite accurate
Sonichu have been talking about Chris more than himself.
 
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Did this non-working vida-playing lego-hoarding tugboat-collecting fake troon just say everyone else is lazy and needs a kick in the ass for motivation? Did I honestly read that right? Because my leftbrain is trying to deny it hard, and my rightbrain is just calling for alcohol, lots and lots of it.
 
Let's break this down like a cardboard box:
"The Common FAQ that we wish people would stop asking. But the Dimension Merge is not delayed, it has been going on, in effect, and progressing the whole time. When Mama had talked about it months ago, she was still not fully into her abilities, though she did get a lot better and when she had thought she had psychically found the date in premonition, what she actually foresaw was the coming of the next event in the sequence of events in all of this. So, yeah, even though the Apex event of the Merge was within her foreseeing subconscious the final Date, Time and specific details remained a blank with her conscious mind, as it remains fated that not many people would get to know it,"
> BELIEVE ME GAIZ, STOP ASKING ME WHEN ITS GUNNA HAPPEN. I'M CHRIS CHAN SONICHU AND MAMA KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU NORMAL BRAINS!

"and thus become having to do their own stubborn survivor things in the spur of the moments on instinct, or something like that."
> 'Stubborn survivor things'? Da fuq? Is this chris actually suggesting that prepping for the virus is a negative thing?

"I Mean, Go Figure how Modern-Day Problematic you all have become, especially in becoming distant from each other, hating for sick pleasures, and shit. Gah! Not to mention how the majority wants to earn their place, as the deities would agree on that, instead of just taking the.."
> More butchering of common phrases, 'modern day problematic.' Also chris bitches about people becoming distant when he and his mom hide away from the world, and chris is actively hiding from reality. Weirdly he starts the next sentence talking about the positives of earning your place but the flow of the conversation suggests that he's leading with a negative tone, leading you to believe that 'earning your place' is a bad thing until he gives further context. That F in english is still well deserved.

"...Lay-Ze Boy method, so the rest of you all would get the swift kick you all needed to become truly motivated and all that. And those who don’t believe, literally look around at the events that have happened and will happen, Including your planetary alignments now. THINK."
> Chris has the audacity to shame other people for taking the lazy way out and not doing work. He then claims that forces outside of his control are factors in his precious merge when in reality its just him reading the google/twitter news feed and cherrypicking what sounds nice.

Can the lockdown in Ruckersville stay in effect until 2021?
 
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His memory and vocabulary is extensive, and this brain of his literally links with the wisdom of the cosmos
  • Chris is a Commodore CPU, with the computing power of C64. I believe you, sonichu in that
  • How to describe cosmos: full of vacant space and stars. No wisdom other than thinking that rocks can heal, quite accurate
Sonichu have been talking about Chris more than himself.
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It was like this in the comics as well.

Remember when some people were saying how Chris Chan is neglecting the original Sonichu in favor of Magi-chan? I wonder how happy those people are now given this autism.
 
No different. It's the same autistic attempts at profundity and self-aggrandisement, just with a different re-colour. Maybe he'll try to convince us he's Punchy next.
 
Honestly is kinda fucking sick that the white knights have sheltered Chris so much that he's busy worrying about a make believe pony fag convention instead of a pandemic that could kill both him and Barb easily because both of them are clearly at risk of dying from Kung Flu
 
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