Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So in other words, he's no longer a crackpot-in-training, he's a full-blown insane asylum escapee.

At least on twitter. He just needs to start demanding the local church pay for a statue of him and start proselytizing the will of Christine Chandler and the Toonverse on the streets of Ruckersville to reach his final form of insanity.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Which is why I think if chris was granted supreme power over an entire reality it'd be like that episode of Reboot where Enzo made everyone half as intelligent as himself. His Cwckverse would be a hellscape on par with Idiocracy, full of idiots who mindlessly and endlessly praise him for the smallest of things and him loving the undeserved adoration. Chris has stated many, many times that he likes having his ass kissed all the time.

Also tons of cartoon ponies and their artists and actresses held against their will.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Also tons of cartoon ponies and their artists and actresses held against their will.

Just like that episode of Powerpuff Girls where the middle age neckbeard kidnaps and imprisons them in his room so he could complete his collection.

 

[Jack Awful]

Just like that episode of Powerpuff Girls where the middle age neckbeard kidnaps and imprisons them in his room so he could complete his collection.

Or that Sonic Boom episode where Mark "totally not Chris Chan, even though he looks and acts exactly like him" the Tapir kidnaps Sonic and his friends.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I once took one of those online IQ tests and intentionally put down the wrong answer for every question. Turns out the lowest score they can possibly give you is 100.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Remember when Chris sodomized Sonichu to make Crystal? And now he inhabits the body of his rapist? That’s got to be awkward.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Damn, imagine if Chris was a Forrest Gump-esque tard?

"An then', for no particular reason, I decided ta' zap to the extreme."

 

[A Grey Cat]

Or that Sonic Boom episode where Mark "totally not Chris Chan, even though he looks and acts exactly like him" the Tapir kidnaps Sonic and his friends.

The thing about episodes like that especially in the powerpuff girls case, is that they were meant to be cautionary tales about what happens when fan devotion becomes your only defining trait as as a person and consumes your life.

Clearly Chris and the denizens of neckbeard manchildren we have today missed that part and either couldn't or wouldn't get that message through their thick skulls.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Damn, imagine if Chris was a Forrest Gump-esque tard?

"An then', for no particular reason, I decided ta' zap to the extreme."

“But Lt. Williamchu, you ain’t got no balls!”

 

[Count Olaf]

She is Now, literally, in the position to actively and fully take and answer your prayers, as the Goddess that she is.

What next? Nailing 95 theses to the doors of Babscon?

Offering Indulgences on his Patreon?

How far will the sacrilege go, I wonder?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I hope there’s a crucifixion.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

There we have it. Chris has finally proven to us that he (or at least the abomination he thinks inhabits him currently) is indeed a literal geinus. He knows that he's going to be broken homeless soon, so he's storing all that precious fat in his body for a rainy day. He wants to minimize his energy consumption every day so he doesn't even go to the bathroom, it's easier for him to crap himself and let Barb deal with it. He's also fattening his animals nicely so they can't run away from him when he finally needs to eat them and use their fur for clothing because clothes cost money that could be used for crystals and toys. Truly an inspiration to us all.

edited because grammar

 

[Spergichu]

So in other words, he's no longer a crackpot-in-training, he's a full-blown insane asylum escapee.

Tear down the Wall!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Damn, imagine if Chris was a Forrest Gump-esque tard?

"An then', for no particular reason, I decided ta' zap to the extreme."

He'd probably be more likeable.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

He'd probably be more likeable.

IIRC Gump in the original novel was kind of a jerk and borderline racist; his only good deeds were unintentional much like how he bumbled his way through history absentmindedly.

Chris has the racist jerk part down.

 

[Tikbalang]

Sonichu on Seinfeld

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Sonichu on Seinfeld
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I would want him to do a livestream as Sonichu. Just Chris slathering himself with yellow paint and tape ears and glue a tail on himself. Just go full autistic ham.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@Copitz while there is still time in this charade I want you to film a video with Chris pretending to be Sonichu.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Seinfeld already did something similar for you Chris. Many years ago in fact.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Ah, ALOL. That well-known piece of exceptionalism which Chris has often used, but never Sonichu. I'm having my doubts about this whole amazing body-swap thing.