Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Actually his nonsense about he is a goddess and can answer your prayers made me think about that series of text messages to the idea guys where he says he abandoned Christianity because he couldn't actually talk to god but he could talk to anime characters. (or autists pretending to be anime characters) I doubt Chris has the capacity for introspection but this series of word vomit babble is kinda ironic.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The last thing I want to do while struggling to care enough to even read this boring merge shit is try to comprehend some stupid time travel bullshit like this is an Alex Kurtzman movie script. Fuck off Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Crom was a more believable God. And he didn’t even do shit for Conan.

It'd be pretty terrifying to know there’s a capricious god who can and will take over your body over trivial matters like wanting to attend a convention.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

It'd be pretty terrifying to know there’s a capricious god who can and will take over your body over trivial matters like wanting to attend a convention.

Reminds me of God taking over a hobo's body so he could play Skeeball and then turned into Alanis Morrisette.

 

[judge claude frollo]

going to BABScon in another dimension? what a fucking power move

 

[Tikbalang]

Sonichu is calling Chris "Mama". And their souls are switched... uh oh. I hope no one introduced Chris to Big Mom from One Piece. Her whole MO is kinda similar to the Dimension merge in a way.

After binge-watching One Piece, he has similarities to Big Mom

1. Irresponsible parents: Chris was raised badly, BM was abandoned
2. Being manipulated: Chris was controlled by weens for amusement, BM was manipulated to kill and plunder
3. Both had goals in heaven but they're fucked up in details
4. Odd marriages: Chris had two wives and two husbands; BM had more than 20 ex-husbands.
5. Both have unhealthy diet
6. Both have history of being a hipocrite
7. Authorities don't want to deal with them

 

[A Grey Cat]

Actually his nonsense about he is a goddess and can answer your prayers made me think about that series of text messages to the idea guys where he says he abandoned Christianity because he couldn't actually talk to god but he could talk to anime characters.

That and the fact that he was tired of asking god to be his own personal genie for years and getting nothing but cosmic kicks to the balls in response.

 

[HumanHive]

do you think chris will go norman bates?

What do you mean "will"?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

After binge-watching One Piece, he has similarities to Big Mom

1. Irresponsible parents: Chris was raised badly, BM was abandoned
2. Being manipulated: Chris was controlled by weens for amusement, BM was manipulated to kill and plunder
3. Both had goals in heaven but they're fucked up in details
4. Odd marriages: Chris had two wives and two husbands; BM had more than 20 ex-husbands.
5. Both have unhealthy diet
6. Both have history of being a hipocrite
7. Authorities don't want to deal with them

Yeah except Big Mom successfully runs her own country that isn’t just a product of her imagination, has enough influence and strength to be considered a world superpower, was actually fit at one point, has sky-splitting physical strength, has incredible ambition, and managed to fuck 60+ times without having to pay for it.

if Chris existed in the One Piece world his only power would be having the “Shit His Pants And Do Nothing” Fruit.

 

[mertyville]

Question: Why does Sonichu reply on Chris' Twitter when they body swapped? Did Chris think you get the memories of the characters you swap bodies with?
And the most important question: Will he steal Sonichu's wife?

 

[The Dude]

I think most decent people who suddenly found themselves with the powers of an almighty god(dess) would at least try to do some positive, selfless acts with those powers. Something like heal the sick and injured, end hunger in a famine stricken region, rid the world of the specter of nuclear armageddon by eliminating every nuclear stockpile, or end the COVID-19 pandemic.

But Chris? Fuck that altruistic shit! He's salty about missing out on a ponyfag convention, so he would use godlike powers to right that "injustice". Truly he is worthy of our worship and prayers.

 

[StarDog]

I don’t know about you guys, but this timeline IS pretty fucked up. I’m ready to worship our new autistic overlord.

 

[AmbiTron]

You would think someone who believes they're a God of some sort would attempt to prove that power in some way. The only thing I've seen is his weird thunderbolt blue heart emote shit and going KRAKATHOOM or whatever which I assume is meant to represent him appearing and disappearing in a puff of thunder. He's just explained away any question regarding proof of his Godhood with meaningless babble so far as I can tell.

 

[Tikbalang]

I think most decent people who suddenly found themselves with the powers of an almighty god(dess) would at least try to do some positive, selfless acts with those powers. Something like heal the sick and injured, end hunger in a famine stricken region, rid the world of the specter of nuclear armageddon by eliminating every nuclear stockpile, or end the COVID-19 pandemic.

But Chris? Fuck that altruistic shit! He's salty about missing out on a ponyfag convention, so he would use godlike powers to right that "injustice". Truly he is worthy of our worship and prayers.

His concept of godhood was based on a video game, not centuries-old mythologies

 

[Spl00gies]

Having already been treated to displays of his physical hedgehog defense mode, he's spoiling us a bit with the mental defense mode upgrade.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Dimension hopping and time travel in order to fantasize about attending attend a pony convention with people who don't want anything to do with you.

Sorry, I’m not super up to date with lore. Was Chris banned from the con? Do bronies of all people really want nothing to do with him?

I know the con was canceled/postponed due to the pandemic, just wondering if he would’ve been looked down upon if it did end up happening.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Has Chris used the term "Alpha Timeline" before?

 

[Glowie]

The moment cognitive dissonance hits so hard autism turns into schizophrenia.

Yeah. No proof merge happening, Chris is universally loathed. Cons either ban him or cons are closed by 19-nCoV.

Chris deludes himself by coping with furfag UwU tier roleplay.

When reality bites him in the ass, his world collapses around him. IE him, barb or both catch Corona or Barb dies before it will drive Chris completely off rails.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

Oh nice, so I guess he's not going to need to beg for convention money anymore. He can just go to one in an alternate universe for free and have just as much fun.

 

[jc17]

After binge-watching One Piece, he has similarities to Big Mom

1. Irresponsible parents: Chris was raised badly, BM was abandoned
2. Being manipulated: Chris was controlled by weens for amusement, BM was manipulated to kill and plunder
3. Both had goals in heaven but they're fucked up in details
4. Odd marriages: Chris had two wives and two husbands; BM had more than 20 ex-husbands.
5. Both have unhealthy diet
6. Both have history of being a hipocrite
7. Authorities don't want to deal with them

While on the topic of One Piece, I think I found the perfect anime interpretation of our lovely Godess:

Spoiler: Anime Chris Chan