🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Why did she have to buy pants and basic tees to lay around in at home? Do her mountains of shitty see-through leggings and unironic crop tops not fit anymore?

So joggers and paper bag waist pants are meant to be a little baggy. But Anna shoehorns herself into styles that do not fit, nor flatter.

This ramshackle haul shows how fucking drunk she was when she ordered...
 
Why did she have to buy pants and basic tees to lay around in at home? Do her mountains of shitty see-through leggings and unironic crop tops not fit anymore?

So joggers and paper bag waist pants are meant to be a little baggy. But Anna shoehorns herself into styles that do not fit, nor flatter.

This ramshackle haul shows how fucking drunk she was when she ordered...
It’s always funny when she complains about anything baggy not fitting around her thighs. Most retailers (bar custom made) don’t make things to fit her thighs because they are so out of the norm of human proportions. She seems to make plenty of money, she should just order from stores that do custom fits (she’ll have to pay more though).

An even easier solution would be to lose weight, but she loves booze and snacking too much. If she wants to wear styles meant for thinner people, she should lose the weight. No amount of trying to convince others that what she wears looks good will make her look good.
 
Yes, I'm being nit picky and I don't care! I want to point out that what the fuck is going on here? Anyone who owns a Swiffer duster knows that it's not supposed to look like that. And if you don't, well, now you know.
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There's two sleeves on the duster that you slide the plastic part into, it's actually pretty hard to fuck it up. It looks like Anna just shoved the plastic handle into the middle of the duster and called it a day. Also, the Swiffer duster comes with extra duster pad thing-ys so she could have just put another one on after breaking the first one. That's my re.tarded sperg for the day.

eta: It's almost painful to watch Anna putting on this charade of this person who she really isn't. One of these days she's going to snap or have a nervous breakdown, maybe even an hero... but probably not.
 
More drunken nonsense in front of the mystery furniture. Fake laughter and singing all included.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HtnqfcSEVbQ
Time stamp 8:00 "I don't think I'm going to keep this." After picking up the dog with it on.
Why does she do this same video every 4 months with a different tacky theme? Her "I'm a serious model" face is something else.

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Now she's wearing the same dress she "wasn't keeping" to film videos and sweat in. Yuck. I would be pissed if I got this as my order after she returned it.
 
Yes, I'm being nit picky and I don't care! I want to point out that what the fuck is going on here? Anyone who owns a Swiffer duster knows that it's not supposed to look like that. And if you don't, well, now you know.
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There's two sleeves on the duster that you slide the plastic part into, it's actually pretty hard to fuck it up. It looks like Anna just shoved the plastic handle into the middle of the duster and called it a day. Also, the Swiffer duster comes with extra duster pad thing-ys so she could have just put another one on after breaking the first one. That's my re.tarded sperg for the day.

eta: It's almost painful to watch Anna putting on this charade of this person who she really isn't. One of these days she's going to snap or have a nervous breakdown, maybe even an hero... but probably not.
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or she lost control threading the handle through the pocket and just shoved it all the way through the fabric halfway in. That is hilarious either way, though. Shows her lack of life skills and patience, maybe even proves she is drunk here. I love the cherry blossom dress, though.
 
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or she lost control threading the handle through the pocket and just shoved it all the way through the fabric halfway in. That is hilarious either way, though. Shows her lack of life skills and patience, maybe even proves she is drunk here. I love the cherry blossom dress, though.

anything that hides her nightmare thighs looks good imo
 
Yes, I'm being nit picky and I don't care! I want to point out that what the fuck is going on here? Anyone who owns a Swiffer duster knows that it's not supposed to look like that. And if you don't, well, now you know.
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There's two sleeves on the duster that you slide the plastic part into, it's actually pretty hard to fuck it up. It looks like Anna just shoved the plastic handle into the middle of the duster and called it a day. Also, the Swiffer duster comes with extra duster pad thing-ys so she could have just put another one on after breaking the first one. That's my re.tarded sperg for the day.

eta: It's almost painful to watch Anna putting on this charade of this person who she really isn't. One of these days she's going to snap or have a nervous breakdown, maybe even an hero... but probably not.

She doesn't know how to cook and does not know how to clean. She talked about it in the past that she has a housekeeper as a "small luxury" for herself because you know, excessive eating, shopping and monthly tropical vacations don't count as a luxury. She's just an entitled lazy cunt that has no basic lifeskills and nothing to show for her adulthood.


What I find confusing are the glass knicknacks lining the shelves of her latest apartment. She didn't have any of that shit in her NYC place and it didn't look like it in the first Austin place either. Since she's literally a bull in a china shop, maybe she couldn't have useless decor until she lived in a place where her gigantic ass wouldn't knock them over.

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What I find confusing are the glass knicknacks lining the shelves of her latest apartment. She didn't have any of that shit in her NYC place and it didn't look like it in the first Austin place either. Since she's literally a bull in a china shop, maybe she couldn't have useless decor until she lived in a place where her gigantic ass wouldn't knock them over.

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They were probably left in there with the rest of the furniture. She has never shown any interest in interior design or decorating what so ever.
 
Everything about these videos is horrifying, for various reasons.

 
Did she just put those pieces of meat in the cold pan without bothering to heat up some oil first for a nice sear? The absolute savage.
I'd say its just a prop for a tiktok (what a waste of food! But I know this is par for the course on soc media) but she seems to have a recipe sheet in front of her. Wouldnt be surprised if she hasnt signed up to some cooking subscription box thing.
Still not sure about that counter height. Is she, like, 5'10+? (I should just let it go, I know).
 
I'd say its just a prop for a vine (what a waste of food! But I know this is par for the course on soc media) but she seems to have a recipe sheet in front of her. Wouldnt be surprised if she hasnt signed up to some cooking subscription box thing.
Still not sure about that counter height. Is she, like, 5'10+? (I should just let it go, I know).


Yes she signed up for a meal kit delivery service it was in her stories the other day. Check out her AL like "chopping" of the onion. She can't cook a lick and I really hope she didn't plop those nice cuts of meat into a cold pan and turn on the burner. Cold oil hot pan gorl.
 
I'd say its just a prop for a tiktok (what a waste of food! But I know this is par for the course on soc media) but she seems to have a recipe sheet in front of her. Wouldnt be surprised if she hasnt signed up to some cooking subscription box thing.
Still not sure about that counter height. Is she, like, 5'10+? (I should just let it go, I know).
Yeah, she's like 6 ft. She's a total unit.
 
I thought Anna was basicaly 5' 9" to 5' 10". Not a sixfooter. She looks so hugesitting down because like all death fats she's sitting on like a foot of solid lard which sort of raises her up like a booster seat.
 
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