🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Punkinsplice powiedział(a):
Rub catnip on the cat trees and when they scratch elsewhere, zap them with the water bottle set to a nice long, thin stream so you can do it on the sly. If the water comes from "nowhere" they associate the unpleasant squirt with the behavior rather than the person squirting the water.
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The kitty I shared my old apartment with found the mist setting on the bottle especially horrifying. Stopped him from scratching the sofa pretty quick.

Too bad that, despite having an aversion to washing her hair (whatever is left at this point) Chinny doesn't seem to be actually scared of water. BB could just spray her every time she sits to chow down. When she starts screaming, just say "Shh; I said shh!"
 
Only a couple days til moving day, Peetz hasn’t mentioned it on his twitter and she’s been awfully bashful about his involvement. Man I hope he stands her up and leaves her to lug furniture in and out while he’s at home with Xmen
 
iLoveDoe powiedział(a):
When you think she couldn't get even more lazy with her last pizza mukbang, she now posts pics of canned food

And probably just straight up eats out of them too

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So this is the type of "home-cooked" meal that Peetz will be getting when he talked about moving in with Chantal! I wonder how many cans she devoured for one meal... At least 10 would be my estimate.

Normally i would say i was being sarcastic but i genuinely believe that those two doofuses think that heating cans of processed slop truly counts as home-cooked. Anyone would be better served eating at the local homeless shelter that has better and healthier meals than anything these clowns can serve you.
 
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I didn't know anyone over the age of ten ate Chef Boyardee. That's the kind of thing you plop down for a kid when you truly cannot be bothered to feed him. And even kids don't love the stuff.
 
Well you are what you eat, and Chantal is, in fact, can-shaped and filled to the brim with a horrifying amount of sodium.
 
I'm grateful that we'll get the drama of moving out (or the drama of it failing to happen) this week, because Christ help me I'm bored of these "watch me eat 3000 calories in clown makeup and lie" videos, especially because I basically can't watch them. The squelching, slurping and splattering caused by her scooping the processed shit into the prolapsed cow anus she puts makeup on is beyond my capabilities. I'm just praying she's characteristically stupid enough to inadvertently reveal all the things that will inevitably go wrong this week. I highly doubt she's just going to materialise in a furnished new apartment simple-as-that.

Thing is, if the move does go ahead, her videos thereafter will be even less watchable. Peetz will be a constant element. What's more, she's not ashamed of eating like a starving animal in front of him, so I have a grim vision of her sitting in the new place, wall-eyed and swallowing death in a mukbang video while the soy goblin titters and splutters about ableism from out of frame. Ugh.
 
Chantal won't move out in 3 days, I can all but guarantee that.
There'll be excuses and Bibi can't legally throw her out but would have to evict her (which means going through the court proceedings which isn't going to happen under the current circumstances), even if the lease is in his name.
Unless Chantal leaves on her own volition (which might happen if moving date coincides with the manic phase of her cycle), this will become like OPL's court dates.
Continuance after continuance.
 
If the move actually happens, and she actually does manage to record bits and pieces of it, I imagine it'll be days before we get a video, even an apartment tour video. She in so far over her head, I can't imagine her putting out any new videos for at least a week after. This will be the most effort she will be forced to exert in years, there's no way she'll do her 'job' on top of that.

Maybe she has some pre recorded mukbangs from these previous weeks that she'll release, just to make sure she gets her Mickey D's monies.
 
My bet is on a last minute trip to the ER, something random and stupid à la psych emerg due to cheese overdose. From there, you guess it, she won't be in a mental or physical (or both) state to be able to move out. She'll need more time, and with her more time could easily last 'till October.

Good luck, Bibi. :semperfidelis:
 
DelicateMageflower powiedział(a):
Do you think she really hired movers, or is she expecting Peetz to haul all her crap as well as his own? You know she wouldn't part with that cash if she thought she could cuck Peetz into it.
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Peetz for sure. Movers for the new furniture but Peetz for everything else. Like all idiots, she probably thinks the move will be fast and won’t take much effort. Two carloads, tops! An hour or two of actual hauling!

But moves always take 4X longer than you assume they will, always.

Calling it now: if the move goes through, she will still be “picking stuff up from the old place” thru the weekend because she’ll get too tired and irritated on Wednesday to finish moving, even with Peetz doing all the work. She’ll use BiBi’s place like a storage unit for at least two weeks.
 
Aldora powiedział(a):
I watched most of her videos, she was not a re-uploader, and her commentary was actually pretty good.
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DelicateMageflower powiedział(a):
Do you think she really hired movers, or is she expecting Peetz to haul all her crap as well as his own? You know she wouldn't part with that cash if she thought she could cuck Peetz into it.
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I thought maybe BiBi would move all her stuff himself, just to get her FA out of his apt. I know I would.
 
I believe the move will happen as they've paid for it. I think she was considering delaying it, but going by how many pissy McD's mukbangs she's had, it was out of the question. However, its going to take time to get internet in her new place, so we're not going to be seeing anything but lives from her phone for a while. I think she's packing in the mukbangs not just because she's binging, but because there is going to be a dry period for her while she has to wait where she can't monetise.
 
If she finds some reason to delay her move, I can see Bibi being a complete snot to her - pour encourager les autres. That could in most entertaiing fashion, produce some right snippy, snotty uploads from her.
 
DefCon Dumb powiedział(a):
If she finds some reason to delay her move, I can see Bibi being a complete snot to her - pour encourager les autres. That could in most entertaiing fashion, produce some right snippy, snotty uploads from her.
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We’re going to get those regardless...the moment she’s moved into the new flat, she’ll be pissing on BiBi with “scandalous storytimes of my ex!!” just to be a bitch. He broke up with her, he rejected her, so she’s going to find a way to talk about how weird his willy is or how smelly he is or how ugly his taste in hats or whatever the fuck she always says to insult her pretend-lovers so she can feel superior.
 
raritycunt powiedział(a):
Peetz room smells like body odour, KFC and semen I’m so sure.
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And his nasty mouth

AbraCadaver powiedział(a):
Calling it now: if the move goes through, she will still be “picking stuff up from the old place” thru the weekend because she’ll get too tired and irritated on Wednesday to finish moving, even with Peetz doing all the work. She’ll use BiBi’s place like a storage unit for at least two weeks.
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I would watch a video of Bibi throwing out whatever she leaves behind.
 
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