🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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Looks like what the biddies at the laundromat say to another biddie when she's there. They talk a lot different when you aren't there. mm mm kiss kiss stab you in the back
 
The Slatons are so boring now, I miss the old days. Both hogs were on 1 channel. Amy and Tammy farting, giggling and eating themselves into an early grave. Cockroaches climbing all over. I miss their poor attempts at scamming and begging people for useless trash. Amy doing Juggalo makup tutorials. Seeing maw and paw waddle by in the background was a rare but wonderous sight. You had Amy trying to rape a tard boy, another had a heart attack after supposedly doing the big dirty. Amy telling everyone about her and Tammy's incest. The various animals that would suddenly appear then disappear just as fast. The piles of dirty dishes with the open cupboards everywhere. The nicotine stains on the walls and ceiling. I miss the sound of the wooden chairs crying out for help as they moved their enormous bodies. Things were better before Michael, before this fake TV show. They live in the same house now but its probably too much for Tammy to get off her fat ass, put her jealously of Amy aside and waddle over there and make some good old slaton sisters content.

I miss those days...
 
Just when you thought Tammy couldn't get any less attractive, she starts going bald.

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JNT2012 powiedział(a):
Michael is such a lousy driver.
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More like, Tammy is way too fat to fit in a normal car seat and secure herself with the seatbelt. This one of the reasons people invented seats and seatbelts, so this dosen't happen. A simple accident could have easly turned deadly for Tammy here. Michael and Amy could have gotten crushed (by Tammy) themselves. This was the funniest moment for me on the show. Watching Tammy's enormous body fly out of control like that cracked me up. There was some interesting physics going on during that split second.
 
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More like, Tammy is way too fat to fit in a normal car seat and secure herself with the seatbelt. This one of the reasons people invented seats and seatbelts, so this dosen't happen. A simple accident could have easly turned deadly for Tammy here. Michael and Amy could have gotten crushed (by Tammy) themselves. This was the funniest moment for me on the show. Watching Tammy's enormous body fly out of control like that cracked me up. There was some interesting physics going on during that split second.
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I usually hate Caravans, but I have to give props to Dodge for making those front seats tough enough to not break from 600 pounds of blob flying into them.
 
MysticMisty powiedział(a):
Amy moved out of the doublewide long before hooking back up with Mike, though. She lived with her brother first, where she filmed videos behind his back and ate his snacks while he was at work.
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Yeah. Their videos haven't actually been interesting since she moved out of her mom's after getting in a fight with, what, her step-dad over a pack of cigarettes? Though for real, it's gotten even worse since she got back with Michael.

When was meth mouth - that boyfriend she had for all of a couple weeks? I'm pretty sure that was when she lived with her brother. That was at least somewhat enjoyable.
 
Uncle Meat powiedział(a):
Tammy looked terrible in her video today. She will be completely bald soon and she seemed more disoriented than usual. I would change her odds in the death fat death pool. She looks like she's sliding.
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If all of her family has abandoned her toxic ass, which is likely (Amy might check in occasionally but only because she needs Tammy’s cooperation for any chance at a season 2) then Tammy is going to be a horror spectacle of more massive proportions than we could fathom. It seems she’s bringing in random sketchy ass men as “new boyfriends” and they are going to leave her immobile ass in a pile of shit on the floor. With the pandemic social services don’t have time for Tammy’s bullshit so she’s really on her own in a way she’s never been before.

She will end up dead or back in the hospital by summer. Let’s just hope she keeps doing videos so we can peak at the horror unfolding.
 
MirnaMinkoff powiedział(a):
If all of her family has abandoned her toxic ass, which is likely (Amy might check in occasionally but only because she needs Tammy’s cooperation for any chance at a season 2) then Tammy is going to be a horror spectacle of more massive proportions than we could fathom. It seems she’s bringing in random sketchy ass men as “new boyfriends” and they are going to leave her immobile ass in a pile of shit on the floor. With the pandemic social services don’t have time for Tammy’s bullshit so she’s really on her own in a way she’s never been before.

She will end up dead or back in the hospital by summer. Let’s just hope she keeps doing videos so we can peak at the horror unfolding.
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I'm struggling trying to find words to explain how ignorant, stupid and uneducated Tammy is. What do you call someone who is all 3 of those things? Shes already has a foot in tbe grave and she keeps inviting strangers over, at the peak of this virus. You have to wonder what kind of mental state do these boy have to be in to go visit a 600lb beast during this health crisis. I'm not even paranoid about COVID 19. But I do know is can easly destroy someone like Tammy. But so could a simple fall. Shes probably trying to find someone to replace Michael and Amy. Someone to wait on her and do everything for her.

Like previously mentioned, Tammy looks as rough as we've seen her. Her skin is very pale, mind is all over the place, her body is containing to break down rapidly. Theres only so much abuse a body can take. It's not like Tam-mu has recently gotten fat. Shes been morbidly obese her entire life. Her chances if seeing 40 are very slim. It seems her family is done with her at this point. And I don't blame them. Only a complete idiot would wait on her and do her bidding. And if your not doing that Tammy tard rages at you. Shes the worst case scenario, someone no one wants in the family. If it were the 1800's she'd be a sideshow freak, traveling the country. Probably not as fat because she would have a job and would burn some calories and 1800's circus food if probablyfar better than the trash shes shovelingin her gut hourly. . She would at least have a purpose, something to look forward too, a reason to get out of bed. She has nothing, absolutely no hope of anything more than what is right now. Her only hope is to find someone, anyone, who would continue to kiss her fat ass and tell her all the BS she wants to her, and don't forget to bring the food!

Ok, I'm done ranting lol.
 
MUH THYROID powiedział(a):
The Slatons are so boring now, I miss the old days. Both hogs were on 1 channel. Amy and Tammy farting, giggling and eating themselves into an early grave. Cockroaches climbing all over. I miss their poor attempts at scamming and begging people for useless trash. Amy doing Juggalo makup tutorials. Seeing maw and paw waddle by in the background was a rare but wonderous sight. You had Amy trying to rape a tard boy, another had a heart attack after supposedly doing the big dirty. Amy telling everyone about her and Tammy's incest. The various animals that would suddenly appear then disappear just as fast. The piles of dirty dishes with the open cupboards everywhere. The nicotine stains on the walls and ceiling. I miss the sound of the wooden chairs crying out for help as they moved their enormous bodies. Things were better before Michael, before this fake TV show. They live in the same house now but its probably too much for Tammy to get off her fat ass, put her jealously of Amy aside and waddle over there and make some good old slaton sisters content.

I miss those days...
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They certainly left out the sexy biting of the jailbait exceptional boy on the TV show.

I do miss the show though. Tammy flying face-first into the seat in front of her, Mike’s gape-mouthed, dead-eyed reaction to everything, the most awkward strip scene ever.

A nice break from the parade of horrors that is 600lb Life.
 
taintmisbehavin powiedział(a):
I do miss the show though. Tammy flying face-first into the seat in front of her, Mike’s gape-mouthed, dead-eyed reaction to everything, the most awkward strip scene ever.

A nice break from the parade of horrors that is 600lb Life.
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I think a lot of Kiwis have mixed feelings about the show. On one hand, we get some professionally-pasteurized miilk. On the other hand, those cunts swoop in to reap the work of this thread, polish those turds up for normies and get more possessive over what is practically a collab than they do over their classic poster-child of a show. Have you seen how fast TLC takes down stream sources of 1000lb Sisters? JFC, for years I've been able to watch 600lb Life on YouTube whenever I want, whatever episodes I want and without screwed up audio or video. And yet, every time I check on Sisters, it's been taken down from where I last saw it. That being said, I'm still hoping for a second season.
 
I don't have mixed feelings about the show. I think it ruined the Slatons forever. As a show, it was a failure. There wouldn't be a season 2 even if Tammy wanted it. I hope it cures documentary film makers from covering lolcows.
 
Captain Ahab powiedział(a):
I’m not racist or anything but what’s up with niggas and their complete lack of dating standards?
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JNT2012 powiedział(a):
I heard on a video about Tammy and Jerry than some African american women were saying how black men have low standards for white women, but actually usually have very high standards for black women.
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Dysnomia powiedział(a):
Most of the interacial couples I see are average black guy/fat white woman. No wonder some black women hate swirling.
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Imagine being of a race that's so fucking garbage, you'd settle for the absolute worst bottom .05% refuse of the most sought-after race before you settled for what's considered top 20% of your own. Imagine needing to be in the top 20% of your race in order to have a chance with that bottom .05% of the sought-after race. Imagine that the only way anyone in the top 80% of the sought-after race would ever consider touching anyone from even the top 1% of your race is if they're just doing it to be rebellious like thotty little teenagers and wiggers who never grew out of it.

This is swirling 101, people, not rocket science. Merely observe 2 and 2 and behold by your own reasoning that they equal 4.
 
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