The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread
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The Penultimate Warrior
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 6 Mar 2019
Don't worry Mister Simpson, I've appeared before every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
- Dołączono
- 25 Lut 2013
'Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.'
Is that bad?
'Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.'
You did?
'Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."'
Is that bad?
'Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.'
You did?
'Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."'
- Dołączono
- 13 Gru 2016
"All I did was tell the truth."
"Of course you did! But there's the truth...and The Truth!"
"Of course you did! But there's the truth...and The Truth!"
- Dołączono
- 17 Gru 2019
At this point just remaking the episode but with Elon Musk instead of lyle and zachary quinto instead of lenoard nemoy would make it the best episode in a decade.
- Dołączono
- 27 Wrz 2019
Mr. Hutz, you're a modern day Clarence Darrow.
Uhh, was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?
Uhh, was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?
- Dołączono
- 13 Gru 2016
"Don't worry Homer, I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last! I tell ya, the judge won't know what hit 'em!"
"Pipe down in there Hutz!"
"Pipe down in there Hutz!"
- Dołączono
- 30 Sie 2015
It still says guilty!
And guilty is SPELLED WRONG!
And guilty is SPELLED WRONG!
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- 13 Gru 2016
"He left his briefcase. Hey! It's all shredded newspaper!"
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
"Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza."
- Dołączono
- 19 Lut 2017
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
"Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt.
That's Hollywood for ya."
that jerk over there
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 27 Lut 2020
- Dołączono
- 25 Wrz 2014
But we did win!
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
"That's OK, the box is empty!"
- Dołączono
- 29 Kwi 2014
Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Dołączono
- 29 Mar 2014
"By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey!"
- Dołączono
- 17 Sie 2019
(Throws documents onto fire)
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
- Dołączono
- 25 Wrz 2014
"Hey, don't touch my stuff! Wait a minute, this isn't the YMCA."
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