🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[thejackal]

Why in the world did she move into this apartment meant for someone in a wheelchair? I see the never worn rollerskates she shoved under her makeup desk in Midtown have made it to Austin, still never worn and now shoved under some strange drawers meant for wheelchair access. In her kitchen. What. The. Fuck.

 

[Not me]

Why in the world did she move into this apartment meant for someone in a wheelchair? I see the never worn rollerskates she shoved under her makeup desk in Midtown have made it to Austin, still never worn and now shoved under some strange drawers meant for wheelchair access. In her kitchen. What. The. Fuck.

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because one day she'll have to use a wheelchair like FatLiesbyJen. She is preparing for her future.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The swimsuit doesn’t look that bad, but it would look 1000X better on someone thinner. At least it isn’t neon this time. Glitter should really stick to deeper, richer colors.

 

[Choad Toker]

She looks like a shaved manbearpig and I would not have sex with her.

 

[bloomingcactus]

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The swimsuit doesn’t look that bad, but it would look 1000X better on someone thinner. At least it isn’t neon this time. Glitter should really stick to deeper, richer colors.

Why does she put on a dark red lip that makes her thin lips look even worse? Plus those sun glasses, she's trying to hard to look "glamorous" when she just looks trashy. That pose, leaning back slightly, makes her head look really really small on her huge body. Just my observations.

 

[thejackal]

Looks like she was crying a bit before she made this one.

 

[For queue]

Who wants to see anyone over age 12 do it? Really?

I'm confused as fuck by this sudden (as in the past few years) emergence of anyone over junior school age who is actively obsessed with Disney and their fucking stupid 'princesses'. It's so infantile. They're characters expressely designed and written for pre-pubescent children, ffs. What exactly is going on in the minds of people who glom onto these things instead of finding something that expresses slightly more complex themes and desires that actually reflect life as an adult?

I know Anna is playing to the algorithms and the demographics on youtube like she always does, like with her 'back to school' shit and prom shit, and all the other themes irrelevent to her actual life or that of anyone over mandatory school age (along with most other so-called influencers, it['s not like she's alone in this) but there has been a cultivated phenomenon of grown women acting as if Disney princesses were some important marker of adult culture ore reflection of their innermost psyches. It's mental. It's disturbing. It always looks like a retreat into childhood, a kind of cultural thumb-sucking for comfort. I admit that Disney was a distant phenom in my own childhood but I never saw people act like this until the past few years. It's still utterly bizarre on any level to watch people legit obsess like this over something that psychologically represents a stage you left behind decades ago. Or is it the fact they have zero other cultural or artistic references because they never watched anything else, never ventured out of their Disney safe space? Questions, questions.

There's a Facebook group called Disney shaming and cringeposting, the shit that's posted on there is so pathetic it's funny.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

Why in the world did she move into this apartment meant for someone in a wheelchair? I see the never worn rollerskates she shoved under her makeup desk in Midtown have made it to Austin, still never worn and now shoved under some strange drawers meant for wheelchair access. In her kitchen. What. The. Fuck.

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Wider doorways and shower

 

[DavieJones714]

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The swimsuit doesn’t look that bad, but it would look 1000X better on someone thinner. At least it isn’t neon this time. Glitter should really stick to deeper, richer colors.

The wave pattern in the background really emphasizes her tri-thighs. And the boobs need wrangling. Hahahaha ew

 

[thejackal]

Holy fuck this latest podcast is fucking insane. Anna is a massive ball of neuroses and hangups and delusions.

some highlights:

Anna's SIL gave birth to a 9lb baby and pisses herself now because of it.
Anna's nickname in high school was "meat pounder"
Anna's dog "loves and hates her".
Anna moved apartments because allegedly a creepy neighbor was watching her shoot her hauls. He then, allegedly, creeped on her Youtube channel in the comments.
Anna describes getting "robbed at knifepoint" while on sleeping pills in London. It sounds completely made up.
Everytime Anna moves she "just throws things away".
The only part of the apartment she's decorated is the part she films in. The rest is bare.

It's amazing how many sexual harassment and personal disaster stories Anna has. My armchair diagnosis is that she thinks it's a way to get the attention the never got as a kid when her sister and mom were dying.

Oh, and throughout the podcast, her SIL says a million times "keep it 100" and references how cool she is for saying it like a kid. Her SIL then makes a joke halfway in about "keeping it lit" and asks if anybody says that anymore and Anna says nah we old [uproarious obnoxious laughter]

Dude, the fucking irony slays.

And Anna has a typo on the description:

Today Christa and Anna discuss the joys of moving and promise to keep one hundred. Clapping emoji. Will Anna find her true love in Nashville? Will Christa finally get emotional? Also, see which famous supreme court judge makes a surprise appearance to judge us all. This podcast was recorded prior to quarantine.

keep one hundred. drink more.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Why in the world did she move into this apartment meant for someone in a wheelchair? I see the never worn rollerskates she shoved under her makeup desk in Midtown have made it to Austin, still never worn and now shoved under some strange drawers meant for wheelchair access. In her kitchen. What. The. Fuck.

This has already been discussed to fucking death.

Her kitchen has normal-height counters. The low counter behind her is off to the side, more part of the dining area than the kitchen, and it's low because it's meant to be a desk/work area. The open space under the countertop? That's where a desk chair would go.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Let's talk about Anna's sores. Their horrifying nature relates to this photo of her thumb. She has either a skin picking disorder (dermatillomania) or skin eating disorder (dermatophagia.) It's related to anxiety. She can't stop herself from picking and knawing at the imperfections in her skin. It's sad that she has so many fucking vices...

 

[thejackal]

This has already been discussed to fucking death.

Her kitchen has normal-height counters. The low counter behind her is off to the side, more part of the dining area than the kitchen, and it's low because it's meant to be a desk/work area. The open space under the countertop? That's where a desk chair would go.

Why does the "workspace" have cabinets with glasses above it and a (now empty) wine rack? Why is it a granite counter top? Who likes to "work" on cold granite? Doesn't all add up to a simple "workspace" (adjacent to the kitchen nonetheless).

During the podcast her SIL made a very odd remark about how the new apartment was "better arranged" for Anna. I think the poster the other day that suggested wider bathrooms and hallways was spot on. I fairly certain that based on this new apt and her podcast that Anna is having mobility issues.

 

[Morbo]

I would be anxious too I was in her shoes. She isn't one of those low IQ deathfats who got where they are because of ignorance and stupidity. She's intelligent enough to understand the booze and overeating are going to kill her before her time. I would expect that she's experiencing crippling anxiety whenever she's alone and not drunk.
It's a scary time to be fat, here more than three quarters of Covid-19 patients in ICU are overweight or obese, which does not reflect the percentage of fat people in the general population at all. These are patients who are merely fat, not super morbidly obese and it seems every country who is sharing their statistics is experiencing the exact same thing. I haven't seen statistics for patients with BMIs above 50 but I would expect the survival rate is pretty close to zero.

 

[Clovis]

It's a kitchen. I cannot see that as an isolated workspace (in the kitchen??), especially with the cupboards and all the counters being the same height and I feel so damn autistic for even bothering to type this but the counter height discussion is getting to me. We need a poll.

Who wants to see anyone over age 12 do it? Really?

I'm confused as fuck by this sudden (as in the past few years) emergence of anyone over junior school age who is actively obsessed with Disney and their fucking stupid 'princesses'. It's so infantile. They're characters expressely designed and written for pre-pubescent children, ffs. What exactly is going on in the minds of people who glom onto these things instead of finding something that expresses slightly more complex themes and desires that actually reflect life as an adult?

I know Anna is playing to the algorithms and the demographics on youtube like she always does, like with her 'back to school' shit and prom shit, and all the other themes irrelevent to her actual life or that of anyone over mandatory school age (along with most other so-called influencers, it['s not like she's alone in this) but there has been a cultivated phenomenon of grown women acting as if Disney princesses were some important marker of adult culture ore reflection of their innermost psyches. It's mental. It's disturbing. It always looks like a retreat into childhood, a kind of cultural thumb-sucking for comfort. I admit that Disney was a distant phenom in my own childhood but I never saw people act like this until the past few years. It's still utterly bizarre on any level to watch people legit obsess like this over something that psychologically represents a stage you left behind decades ago. Or is it the fact they have zero other cultural or artistic references because they never watched anything else, never ventured out of their Disney safe space? Questions, questions.

There have always been weird middle aged women in Disney sweatshirts. Always. In the 90s it seemed to be mostly Winnie the pooh on denim jackets. Now it's all princess socks and water bottles. Still creepy, just more visible now Disney branded crap is more accessible. Its especially weird when they have kids. I think they latch onto identifying with specific charas in place of cultivating a personality.
Imagine hooking up with a grown woman and she undresses and is wearing little mermaid undies or is going on about how she totally identifies with tigger :horrifying:
Autistic men have sonic, ponies and Pokemon. Women, for some reason have Disney.

But yeah, I used to feel bad for Anna but this continued arrested development is just...I can't process a grown up acting like this and creating this kind of content. She just needs to age up a bit and I bet there are hoards of BoPo basic adult women she could cultivate as an audience - why keep chasing the t(w)een audience?

Edit: spaz typing.
Edit2: I guess she doesn't want to cater to her own age group because they relate to content about working and raising kids and boring grown up shit, maybe some politics, and she just knows she's not part of that world. As others have said, she's just not grown up. I just can't understand why she would rather identify with the tiktok demographic.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Why does the "workspace" have cabinets with glasses above it and a (now empty) wine rack? Why is it a granite counter top? Who likes to "work" on cold granite? Doesn't all add up to a simple "workspace" (adjacent to the kitchen nonetheless).

During the podcast her SIL made a very odd remark about how the new apartment was "better arranged" for Anna. I think the poster the other day that suggested wider bathrooms and hallways was spot on. I fairly certain that based on this new apt and her podcast that Anna is having mobility issues.

In this TikTok you can see the rest of the counters are regular height, but that being a “work space” is....weird. Also the way she painted it + how small it is makes it look like a kids toy kitchen now.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

In this TikTok you can see the rest of the counters are regular height, but that being a “work space” is....weird. Also the way she painted it + how small it is makes it look like a kids toy kitchen now.

Well, damn. You're right.
That whole setup makes even less sense now.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Well, damn. You're right.
That whole setup makes even less sense now.

After looking at it again, I think its possible that the space is for a wine cooler? But still doesn’t explain why the counters are so low.

 

[thejackal]

After looking at it again, I think its possible that the space is for a wine cooler? But still doesn’t explain why the counters are so low.

My best guess is that the space was modified to accommodate someone that was in a chair. I'd guess (this is a gossip site...) that other areas of the apartment have also been modified, possibly with a wheel in shower and extra wide closets and such.

On the podcast Anna and her SIL recounted a story of moving where Anna was unable to help because she couldn't physically fit into the space needed to pull out the stove's cord. I think with her "candy juicy thighs" there's a decent chance Anna has sized herself out of some doorways and closet entrances. Most doorsways are 24-36". There's no way Anna is squeezing through a two foot doorway with her hips. Three feet might even be a tight fit judging by how wide her hips are against those kitchen cabinets.

anyways, hopefully she posts some cringey content today. Nothing good so far.

 

[Clovis]

You're right! A partially modified home makes sense.