Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[RIP Tranch]

What stuck out to me are all the folds and crevasses on that thing. There's no way that Kevin, who's an unhygienic troon to begin with, could properly clean all the blood, pus, and mucus out of those.

He'd have to submerge it into a chlorine solution every couple of days just to keep it from molding.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I can't even imagine it being very pleasurable for someone with a real vagina (wouldn't scales and the shape just feel off?), so I can't wait for him to try and stick it into his man-made hole that's basically falling apart! It should be fun.

I think it is what some men who watch too much hentai think would be pleasurable for women, probably the same men who think women enjoy having their cervix battered by a big penis. (Though there might be some women who enjoy that.)

What stuck out to me are all the folds and crevasses on that thing. There's no way that Kevin, who's a revoltingly unhygienic troon to begin with, could properly clean all the blood, pus, and mucus out of those.

He'd have to submerge it into a chlorine solution every couple of days just to keep it from molding.

That's what a dish washer is for. Judging by how unhygienic troons are, I don't think the other troons on the ranch would mind him putting his stink-ditch-destroyer in with the dishes. (I'm sorry.)

 

[illhavetwo]

Looks like Kevin's dildo finally came in. Look at the size of that thing. According to the thirsty troons in the replies, that's an "orochi" dildo. On the Bad Dragon site, this thing's size can vary from mini to extra large. Even the "mini" size is a fucking massive dildo and there's no way Kevin is going to be able to fit that thing in when he's barely able to use his dilators.
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Our boy's going to split himself open
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From an older tweet. Good luck with that dildo, Kevie.

 

[Piss Bear]

KevKev's wound worsener has arrived! He will not be able to use that, JFC... "scales gonna feel heavenly" Um, I have to pres X to doubt on that...
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Spoiler: Bigger pics

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I’m so excited for the fake “I could fit it all the way in~!” Tweets as he tries and fails to enjoy using this thing. He is definitely gonna damage himself if he actually tries to use it. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he just leaves this as a decorative piece inside his room and just lies about being able to fully fit this thing inside.

And the cum lube? He’s probably gonna use it inside and leave it there to rot.

 

[trent]

Everyone involved in the production, sale and purchase of those dildos should be locked up.

 

[Sonya-chan]

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From an older tweet. Good luck with that dildo, Kevie.

>Stupid man thinks his wound is elastic.

 

[s0mbra]

Cumtubes:
-hes going to push a bunch of lube into his hairy broken man pocket and have a really hard time washing it all out. If he doesn't, hellooooo (more) infection
-you have to clean those things REALLY well and DRY them really well or the insides will get ...gross. not to mention the bacterial sludge from his cave of wonders being pushed into said tube. So even if he doesn't use the lube luge feature, he still needs to clean the whole thing out.
-hes going to either not clean it properly and do a half ass job or do it once and never again. Or cut the tube off and still never clean the inside out and make the poor dragon dildo a floppy biohazard.
- unless that is in their softest silicone, that shit is going to rub him RAW. He (mostly likely) has so little to no sensation inside his cavern of horrors that hes not going to notice all the little micro tears and abbrasions he's causing himself thrusting that thing in there. Pair that with his apathy about douching (btw real women don't need to and shouldn't do that shit) and the lube from the cumtube, it's going to be a mess.
-dont forget he has ANOTHER dildo coming from another company (another reminder, this person he got this one he's showing now from someone who works for bad dragon. Y'know, the company full of zoophiles that was funded by Douglass spink?)
That soon to arrive at alpaca ranch dildo also has a knot. If he tries to force that thing in he very well could actually rip himself open. Like not haha joke, actual danger.

He's probably going to blame the lack of sensation/orgasm/fulfilling session on the toy. "Oh it just didn't work for my body uwu"

And I, for one, honestly can't wait

 

[Piss Bear]

Cumtubes:
-hes going to push a bunch of lube into his hairy broken man pocket and have a really hard time washing it all out. If he doesn't, hellooooo (more) infection
-you have to clean those things REALLY well and DRY them really well or the insides will get ...gross. not to mention the bacterial sludge from his cave of wonders being pushed into said tube. So even if he doesn't use the lube luge feature, he still needs to clean the whole thing out.
-hes going to either not clean it properly and do a half ass job or do it once and never again. Or cut the tube off and still never clean the inside out and make the poor dragon dildo a floppy biohazard.
- unless that is in their softest silicone, that shit is going to rub him RAW. He (mostly likely) has so little to no sensation inside his cavern of horrors that hes not going to notice all the little micro tears and abbrasions he's causing himself thrusting that thing in there. Pair that with his apathy about douching (btw real women don't need to and shouldn't do that shit) and the lube from the cumtube, it's going to be a mess.
-dont forget he has ANOTHER dildo coming from another company (another reminder, this person he got this one he's showing now from someone who works for bad dragon. Y'know, the company full of zoophiles that was funded by Douglass spink?)
That soon to arrive at alpaca ranch dildo also has a knot. If he tries to force that thing in he very well could actually rip himself open. Like not haha joke, actual danger.

He's probably going to blame the lack of sensation/orgasm/fulfilling session on the toy. "Oh it just didn't work for my body uwu"

And I, for one, honestly can't wait

Exactly my thoughts. Well said.

Also yes, if he gets the knot inside, the suction created by it might make it impossible to pull out since his neovag doesn’t have any actual elasticity like a vag or a butthole has. And if he pulls it out with the knot he could literally prolapse himself. But I don’t think he has the depth to take the full thing anyways so, eh.

 

[homewayhalf]

Exactly my thoughts. Well said.

Also yes, if he gets the knot inside, the suction created by it might make it impossible to pull out since his neovag doesn’t have any actual elasticity like a vag or a butthole has. And if he pulls it out with the knot he could literally prolapse himself. But I don’t think he has the depth to take the full thing anyways so, eh.

It’s funny because a woman’s actual vagina could take that... thing. And Kevin’s garbled fuckhole can’t. To be honest, I have no idea what my “depth” is because I have a real vagina and measuring that has never crossed my mind until troons, but it’s still hilarious that Kevin went on about how being a troon is better than being a dirty cis but his stinkditch can’t even take an average 5” cock. “Designer” vagina indeed.

 

[Opiophile]

I’m so excited for the fake “I could fit it all the way in~!” Tweets as he tries and fails to enjoy using this thing. He is definitely gonna damage himself if he actually tries to use it. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he just leaves this as a decorative piece inside his room and just lies about being able to fully fit this thing inside.

And the cum lube? He’s probably gonna use it inside and leave it there to rot.

Since we all know that thing will never fit in his rot pocket, I am just waiting for the pics from his "lewd" twitter account of him jamming that massive thing down his throat. That's the only orifice big enough for Kev to abuse. Unless he figures out how to do anal. JFC Kev, you're even terrible at being a faggot.

 

[Bani]

another stupid purchase
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i'm convinced that Kev doesn't perceive faces the same way normal people do
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(@transfilmtheory is a cow in their own right, constantly posting vaseline-lens selfies with tons of editing and regularly goes on suicide baiting meltdowns)

Kevin & Co. gush hot genderpus over the idea of one of their ideological foes suffocating to death
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"i had a really weird relationship with masculinity" - Kevin Gibes, April 2020
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"i'm a vulva girl through and through" - Kevin Gibes, unfortunately
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not weird at all
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oh, thank the lord our favorite diaper slut is watching out for those kids
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ya think
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hehehe
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look at Kevie being a shit to these geriatric troomer boomer coomers who (and i can't believe i knew this, what the fuck have you done to me Kevin) i believe are actually "dating"
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gay babies, amirite
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phew, i'm glad Kevin's looking out for me when it comes to violations of non-consensual inclusion
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and how did we get to the point of people thinking bragging about eating your own cum is acceptable
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is this a chaser?
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ENHANCE!
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oh fuck, don't enhance!

⚠ Kevin also identifies as an agender woman thank you, you fucking bigots ⚠
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gross
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groomer gang groomer gang
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dude drugs lmao
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very cool, thank you Kevin

Kevie boi tell 'em #fuckTERFS
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Kevie babe, considering the fact that i keep seeing your genderblob twitter sycophants melting down over tRaNsPhObiA and having panic attacks over tweets, i'd wager your insufferable genderspecial ilk care a whole fucking lot about what Karen thinks of them

speaking of genderblobs, Bonnie's husbando Qilin had a very important announcement today
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reminder:
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i hope he removes Kevin
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Jesus Christ, I'm not fond of Boris Johnson, either, but I wouldn't wish death on the guy. He probably has a family and stuff. Plus I'm not clear on how it would work but wouldn't parliament need to gather to vote in a new guy? Sounds impractical at a time where large gatherings are banned.

Also shout-out to Kevin jerking off to the idea of women being subjugated:

Wow, such woke, much feminism.

ahahaha

ahahahaha
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ahahahahahaha
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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holy shit Kevie, never change

Kev mad
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lets see what Kev thinks is "as polite and positive as possible":
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snark, real nice

oh no
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oh god
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oh yuck
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oh no no no
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I love how his response to "how's the healing going?" is "fuck you stop being impatient1!!11!"

Tinfoil: Kevin is treating all his orbiters like shit because he thinks some of them are Kiwis.

KevKev's wound worsener has arrived! He will not be able to use that, JFC... "scales gonna feel heavenly" Um, I have to pres X to doubt on that...
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Spoiler: Bigger pics

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Not to be autistic, but he said "Ember" when I think he means "Cinder."

Ember looks like this:

Cinder looks like this:

It's a moot point though because neither of those characters are in the good Spyro games. Also, they're both baby dragons, once again indicating that Kev is a pedophile in addition to being a zoophile.

 

[0 0]

Another cow crossover. Long story short, an artist known for making morally reprehensible comics made a new comic celebrating shoplifting. Guess who shows up in the comments to show their support of petty theft?

The comic in question. And yes, it's the creator's self-insert admitting to shoplifting.

 

[exhausted]

I still don't know why Kevvo isn't in rat kings, his roots go deep

 

[SqueakyClean]

I cannot wait for the grand finale, I wonder what the papers will say when he dies of an infection from a plastic dragon dong.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Dragon sex toys and whoever might be interested in them deserve a nice culling from existence

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Holy Shit! That thing looks absolutely disgusting. Christ.
Nothing but degenerates, they're everywhere. I can't remember that there were this many of them 10 years ago.

Ten years ago shame was still a thing. For some reason we completely lost it after the gays got the right to marry...

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Ten years ago shame was still a thing. For some reason we completely lost it after the gays got the right to marry...

"Slippery Slope" was a boogeyman from the Religious Right, they said

It'll be fine, they said

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Lol his multilated crotch went numb and he claims that is was just his "vag" sleeping.

Which is it Kevin? Either your nerves are "waking up" or "falling asleep".

He most likely has more nerve damage than what's normal for such an invasive surgery.

His mangina is narcoleptic

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Well, catching up was fun. Kevvie definitely got angrier, but the move is probably a big contributing factor here. He doesn't seem like someone used to moving, just in general.
That and his disintegrating peepee-mâché.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I cannot wait for the grand finale, I wonder what the papers will say when he dies of an infection from a plastic dragon dong.

"farm accident"