Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[AnOminous]

Maybe that's what bothers Zach, professor of math and biology at the troonology department, he knows the answer but can't prove why it's the answer and that annoys him. His angry "I did that in 4th grade already!" certainly points to something like that.

Troons are used to screaming "it's not my JAAAAAHB to edumacate you!" I can't imagine a narcissist like Zach would actually enjoy explaining something to a curious child, much less something they actually weren't interested in.

All it takes is sitting in front of a sofa and talking about the shit he already writes about mixed in with current events.

He looks gross as shit. People would be horrified.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I guess one reason for him not working is that he knows this would imply an obligation of contributing with the house economy. Even if Zach makes only $100, some of that money will go to pay bills, food, or anything the house could need. So, he's not making $100, but probably only $50.

Why bother when he can just ask Heather for $200 for toys and knickknacks?

Zach is a child.

Not a child, but a brat. Most children are ok and have more understanding of society than this clown.

 

[Positron]

Look back on this tweet from, what, three weeks ago?

Can you believe Zach actually deign to do any of the above? "Second puberty" indeed: Zach is stuck mentally as a teenager with all the great plans in his mind -- PhD, professional statistician, you name it. But when it comes to action, he is frustrated at the first moment and complains how such and such isn't his job.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I doubt the kids want anything to do with Zack. I doubt they ever want anything to do with Zack, but even moreso now that they can't get away from him. Heather does all the parenting, I'm quite sure. Zack's just the gross old gay guy who hides in the bedroom and fucks around on the computer all day.

 

[TBM]

He looks gross as shit. People would be horrified.

Not if Z hid behind stock pictures of better looking/trans people. But that first requires the realization that he has a face for radio, not tv. That he's ugly. There's no future in porn for him, so purge it, and/or take it to some dark corner of the internet. Ego won't allow for any of this of course, which is whats making things so difficult for him. He's unemployable in every other regard. So its either accept ugliness or streetwalk for chasers. At the moment he's just racking up student loan debt for a job that will never come.

 

[AnOminous]

Not if Z hid behind stock pictures of better looking people. But that first requires the realization that he has a face for radio, not tv.

He has a face for biting a curb.

 

[wabbits]

Student loans are ideal for him to waste since when they go into collections there's nothing to be taken - no wages to be garnished, no credit score to be ruined, no assets other than used dildos to be seized, and they can't even suspend the driver's license he's never gotten. Zach's only "work" ambition is to remain a smug leach, forever a 13-year-old carbuncle on his mother-equivalent's ass.

 

[Petronella]

Keep in mind these kids Zach detests spending any amount of time with are the same ones he trots out any time he wants to spaz about icky debt collectors "taking food out of my kids' mouths" or inject himself into women's spaces by claiming to be an involved stepmom.

 

[Karen™]

Zack encounters a kiwi's take on the trans rights movement, totally owns the haters with his poor reading comprehension, and tacitly admits that the "right" in question is, indeed, mens' right to have everyone on earth indulge their fetishes:



Great analysis and activism!

 

[Marvin]

Zack encounters a kiwi's take on the trans rights movement, totally owns the haters with his poor reading comprehension, and tacitly admits that the "right" in question is, indeed, mens' right to have everyone on earth indulge their fetishes:

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Great analysis and activism!

lol I guess, I mean, even if Russell Greer might call his lawsuits a "john/trick rights movement", it doesn't make it sound any better.

 

[Positron]

If Trump gives Zach $1000, he'd be throwing $2000 away for Bad Dragon merchandise.




If only someone paid Zach for his awesome new skills, instead of having him waste his precious second puberty on his dratted stepsons' homework.

Covid-19 makes Zach feels aligned to his element, whatever his element is:


What is Zach mad about today? He is upset that porn addicts have appropriated the language of substance abuse:


Zach thinks women can't tell a genuine man from a gender-confused woman in her Paul Bunyan cosplay. I know he has a low opinion on women but this never stops to astound me:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What is Zach mad about today? He is upset that porn addicts have appropriated the language of substance abuse:
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Sounds like someone’s feeling a little insecure. Sounds like friend Zach isn’t too happy to find someone as sex-obsessed as himself who realises it’s a problem.

 

[Baloney Face]

What is Zach mad about today? He is upset that porn addicts have appropriated the language of substance abuse:

Something I agree with ZJ about, though I don't get too exercised about it.
Part of the bigger problem of "medicalizing" any sort of disapproved behavior.

Sounds like someone’s feeling a little insecure.

Insecure? Basically same old for ZJ no matter what the pretext of the moment may be.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Zach, saying that being trans is the same as the apocalypse isn't the take you want here. It's also very egocentric to pretend that 1. the fear actual trans who have to prostitute themselves to survive or 2. the risk we all take by going out to buy groceries are the same as him being salty that old ladies don't like him to publish his dirty fetishes online. What a fucker.

Anyway...

> On this day in 2011 Heather and I met for the first time at the Palmer House Hilton in downtown Chicago <3

> We went to a Borders and to the Art Institute and to a Flat Top Grill and the next day I took her to the Museum of Science and Industry and then we went back to her hotel room and we kissed :3

> also in April of 2011 I didn't fully have my gender or sexuality hammered out yet but that weekend was *the* catalyzing event for both of us quickly realizing that I needed to be a gay lady for ANYTHING in my life to actually work or make sense at all

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I'm sure he's posting that because we pesky kiwis keep reminding Heather that he's an asshole who says he's lost everything since Penny left despite he still has a wife and kids. Also, let's take a look at the third tweet:

> also in April of 2011 I didn't fully have my gender or sexuality hammered out yet but that weekend was *the* catalyzing event for both of us quickly realizing that I needed to be a gay lady for ANYTHING in my life to actually work or make sense at all​

So, when these two met, Zach wasn't still a woman. He wasn't yet sure he was a lesbian. Yet, he met Heather and realised he liked... women now so he was a woman? And... are you telling me Heather saw him and said "yes, totally, you're totally a woman and I am lesbian now"? Are you as confused as I am?

ETA: tweet archive: http://archive.is/tNRQM

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Zack met Heather and he definitely realized something. He realized that Heather is a born victim and he could dominate her and ride her piggy-back to a more stable and financially secure life for himself. When he cheated on her on their wedding day and Heather didn't throw him out he realized the true depths of Heather's desperation and neediness. And when he moved Penny in and began filming grotesque porn in the same house Heather's children lived in, while they were home, Zach came to a final, all-important realization: Heather will place Zack's wants ahead of her children's emotional and physical well-being.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Oh, stewardess? I speak troon.


"We met for a weekend sexcapade and adventure romp with an expensive Chicago hotel, where my intention was to find a woman to latch onto for financial purposes so I didn't need to work. But she wasn't very attractive, and I'm not that into women, so I couldn't get it up. She was also really bitter about men because of her ex-husband, so I realized I could make her think my lack of attraction was the classic 'it's not you, it's me' by identifying as a trans lesbian. I wasn't having trouble getting it up for her, it's just because my penis was never meant to be there. By the time she realized all I wanted in bed was to be fucked in the ass by penises, I'd already gotten her brainwashed enough to accept that this was part of a legitimate lesbian sexuality."

 

[wabbits]

"I wanted my mommy back. But I wanted Mommy to love me in that unconditional way that lets me get away with everything. Oooo, here's a nice big mommy looking lonely. I wonder if she's a patsy with a job?"

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Oh, stewardess? I speak troon.


"We met for a weekend sexcapade and adventure romp with an expensive Chicago hotel, where my intention was to find a woman to latch onto for financial purposes so I didn't need to work. But she wasn't very attractive, and I'm not that into women, so I couldn't get it up. She was also really bitter about men because of her ex-husband, so I realized I could make her think my lack of attraction was the classic 'it's not you, it's me' by identifying as a trans lesbian. I wasn't having trouble getting it up for her, it's just because my penis was never meant to be there. By the time she realized all I wanted in bed was to be fucked in the ass by penises, I'd already gotten her brainwashed enough to accept that this was part of a legitimate lesbian sexuality."

Yes, except I doubt he was trying to find a woman, but a man, a real sugar daddy who would make him his twink.

Heather is just cope.

By the time she realized all I wanted in bed was to be fucked in the ass by penises, I'd already gotten her brainwashed enough to accept that this was part of a legitimate lesbian sexuality."

It's obvious Heather likes dick and she's never been with a woman before (a real one, I mean). Amazing how Zach convinced a woman who doesn't like other woman but only men and who's alwasy and almost exclusively been with men that she's a lesbian, lmao.

 

[Baloney Face]

Here's ZJ's official version. I may have posted it here before.

Coming out... again!

Zinnia hacks the system, falls in love, and turns even more gay! Video transcript: http://zinniajones.com/blog/transcripts/coming-out-again/ Follow me: http:...

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"I wanted my mommy back. ...

Nastiness aside, this is the explanation that in my estimation comes closest to ZJ's conscious motives.

... a real sugar daddy who would make him his twink.

I suspect ZJ tried to have this and failed.

It's obvious Heather likes dick ...

I seem to recall a very cringy video posted somewhere in this thread where she says exactly that.
She calls it "girl dick", but dick is dick and there are cis men with small dicks too (presuming she wouldn't care for a big one).

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I seem to recall a very cringy video posted somewhere in this thread where she says exactly that.
She calls it "girl dick", but dick is dick and there are cis men with small dicks too (presuming she wouldn't care for a big one).

Yes, it was her with two ice cream bars in her mouth, I think. Very lesbianic of her.

If Zach had a female body, I'd could understand it. At least Blaire White gives the impression of being a girl and I guess that tricks the mind. There is nothing female about Zach. Heather is trying to tell us that, if I start wearing a tie and a top hat, gay men feel attracted to me now, come on.