Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

[Kosher Dill]

You know what gets me about Luke's skyscraper obsession? He doesn't even know what's in them!
He's mentioned more than once that his fantasy is living in a crowded, dystopian cyberpunk hive of humans crammed chock-a-block into high-rises. But in reality, those high-rises are mostly full of offices and gigantic luxury condos.

List of tallest buildings in New York City - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Look at the residential buildings on this "tallest list", they all have like 100 tenants. Luke's dream hive probably has less than 1000 full-time residents - they're probably the least dense places in the city.
If he wants crowded squalor, he should be sub-sub-subletting a condemned apartment from some illegals in a slum.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

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Soon? How about now

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"I look damn good"

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"I'll never see any actual people or trains. My life is over"

I have to admit, I'm actually starting to feel kinda sorry for the guy, even though he brought this completely on himself. A lot of the troons on this site lack the self-awareness to realize how hideous they are, or how unwelcome they make others feel. This moment of genuine self-hatred that isn't just "uwu im so sad give me likes" is so... un-lolcow-like on his part, even if it is centered around his autistic obsession with urban life and belief that he'll suddenly become a shriveled hag at 35 (spoiler alert: he already is one).

 

[Wallace]

Look at the residential buildings on this "tallest list", they all have like 100 tenants. Luke's dream hive probably has less than 1000 full-time residents - they're probably the least dense places in the city.
If he wants crowded squalor, he should be sub-sub-subletting a condemned apartment from some illegals in a slum.

He could always try Jakarta. I'll bet finding an apartment in a human hive there is very cheap for his vast American wealth and intellect.

 

[francesco]

Luke is being stalked by naziscommies

Luke does not #believeallwomen

Another mental breakdown. 50+ tweets in the past hour








"being female"

 

[Kosher Dill]

CAN'T WAKE UP

"Pulling an Orban and killing us all" is great RIP all of Hungary.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Another mental breakdown. 50+ tweets in the past hour
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"being female"
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Christ, what an asshole. I mean, he’s always been self-centred, but now his thing is literally “we should end social distancing because I personally don’t care if people die.” While whining that he’s afraid of being killed. How can you be this lacking in self-awareness?

 

[docuseal]

CAN'T WAKE UP

"Pulling an Orban and killing us all" is great RIP all of Hungary.

that was by far the best line, but there were so many runners-up:

"Mostly it's about getting memories. Memories where I am seen as young"

"MY LIFE IS ASHES. I HAVE NO GOOD MEMORIES."

"MY ******SSOUUULLL WILL BREAK******"

"And I'm saying I am increasingly not caring about lives."

"Now I can pass for a person, but that will fade during this quarantine. Scientists are stealing my life"

 

[Wallace]

that was by far the best line, but there were so many runners-up:

"Mostly it's about getting memories. Memories where I am seen as young"

"MY LIFE IS ASHES. I HAVE NO GOOD MEMORIES."

"MY ******SSOUUULLL WILL BREAK******"

"And I'm saying I am increasingly not caring about lives."

"Now I can pass for a person, but that will fade during this quarantine. Scientists are stealing my life"

And somehow, through all of this crytyping, he can't realize that the person responsible for his failures and misery is himself. That's why Luke's a lolcow.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

that was by far the best line, but there were so many runners-up:

"Mostly it's about getting memories. Memories where I am seen as young"

"MY LIFE IS ASHES. I HAVE NO GOOD MEMORIES."

"MY ******SSOUUULLL WILL BREAK******"

"And I'm saying I am increasingly not caring about lives."

"Now I can pass for a person, but that will fade during this quarantine. Scientists are stealing my life"

I don't think Amy Lee will like these lyrics at all.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"And I'm saying I am increasingly not caring about lives."

”But even though I don’t care about other people’s lives, everyone should care about mine.”

"Now I can pass for a person, but that will fade during this quarantine. Scientists are stealing my life"

“Shall we end the quarantine, doc? I mean, we’ve had the cure for the virus all along.”
“Nah, fuck those Minnesota trannies.”

And somehow, through all of this crytyping, he can't realize that the person responsible for his failures and misery is himself. That's why Luke's a lolcow.

IIRC, it wasn’t Corona-chan that made him give his career up in favour of pursuing the insane dream of becoming a Japanese teenage girl.

 

[wabbits]

Clean the bathroom instead of making your mother do it, Luke. That's what a cute teenage girl would do.

 

[kaien]

Christ, what an asshole. I mean, he’s always been self-centred, but now his thing is literally “we should end social distancing because I personally don’t care if people die.” While whining that he’s afraid of being killed. How can you be this lacking in self-awareness?

He reminds me of Keith Richards describing Mick Jagger in one of his old Playboy interviews, I wish I could find the actual text, but the gist is, "There's no there there." He doesn't really have a personality and he hardly has what you could call coherent thought processes. His brain is just stuck in a decaying orbit around four or five fixed ideas. Trains, skyscrapers, surgery, Trump, anime lesbian sex fantasies...I think that's about it?

 

[General Disarray]

So, who tweets more, this guy or Kevin Gibes from the alpaca ranch?

 

[francesco]

lol

 

[AnOminous]

lol

Imagine thinking it's a good idea to mutilate your genitals so badly that sexual pleasure, even from masturbation, is no longer possible.

 

[The I Scream Man]

It will never work again. It arguably didn't work before but now you're fucked in all respects except the one you want press F gamers

 

[wabbits]

Luke Skyscraper can no longer do a hand solo?

No, no, don't bother. I'll see myself out...

 

[Water-T]

No wonder Luke is losing his mind - he's cooped up and he can't get his rocks off anymore.

Press F to pay respects to Luke's chopped off cock.

 

[francesco]

books tend to be of low quality, unlike yuri mech anime

Also, Luke really hates the British

 

[Kosher Dill]

books tend to be of low quality, unlike yuri mech anime

Deciding between "Pride and Prejudice" and "50 Shades of Gray": hard.
Deciding between "Armored Princess Cuchulainn" and "That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Mecha Pilot": easy.