🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Just like alot of the other body positive influencers out there, Covid-19 is now a great excuse for what is their normal behavior of eating too much and not taking proper care of themselves, and she is totally not at bothered that people still give a shit about maintaining themselves. If people are stuck at home with nothing better to do some might as well shape their eyebrows or experiment with beauty products or whatever else. You're picking at your pimples because you're stressed about Covid-19? Sure, what about the other eleven months of the year?
 
Take a shower, brush your teeth, cover up your face and stop picking your zits if you want to be a "public influencer" so fucking bad- it's part of your "job" (or should be) and it will actually help you feel better (you know, practicing REAL self-care habits- sitting, drinking/eating and editing your TikTok videos all day does not count). We are all stressed but it's no reason to throw every hygeinic habit out the window.

Edit: basically ninja'd by JesusChristSuperstar
 
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Take a shower, brush your teeth, cover up your face and stop picking your zits if you want to be a "public influencer" so fucking bad- it's part of your "job" (or should be) and it will actually help you feel better (you know, practicing REAL self-care habits- sitting, drinking/eating and editing your TikTok videos all day does not count). We are all stressed but it's no reason to throw every hygeinic habit out the window.

Edit: basically ninja'd by JesusChristSuperstar
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I mean, in her other stories that I didn't post (too boring) she said she shot 6 HAULS the last two days. So maybe someone that literally makes a living showing fat fucks how to squeeze into shit clothes would take her appearance a bit more seriously? Asking too much I guess.
 
She's "pig mad" no one likes her recent unzipped ball gown and craft aisle lewks. Anna picks at her zits when she's stressed? Those aren't zits and they have been there for well over a year now. They're giant oozing sores that never heal and have only escalated in amount and severity. She's definitely using kungflu as an excuse to eat and drink even more excessively. If she hadn't blocked me on instagram so long ago, I'd ask her why she feels so entitled to so many resources especially now in a time of shortage and uncertainty. Fingers crossed she surpasses the 600 lb mark.
 
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No, not at her size. I doubt there's a single bra readily available on the market that would fit her at all. Wrangling herself into anything that 'kind of' fits would not on;y look awful (look around you at all the normal-sized women who wear the wrong size for an illustration, I can spot the too large band and too small cup thing at twenty paces) but be so uncomfortable. Women who say they hate bras because they're uncomfortable are always wearing the wrong size or shape or both. Imagine being Anna and already being uncomfortable as fuck in your body. Adding an ill-fitting bra would just exacerabte that. I think that's why she just wears those soft, useless bralettes. Those things are really for young, almost flat-chested women or are just for use slobbing around the house, they're not something most of us would ever consider wearing as everyday underwear for a reason. They offer no support or shape. I doubt Anna has much choice though. I can also see her rejecting the type of surgical-stocking-like old lady bras that come in white or nude, tops, that MAY have just fit her when she was a couple of sizes smaller than now, because she thinks she's a stylish fashionista and those things are truly depressing to look at.

Want to guess her band size? It will be way, way beyond what anything but the most highly specialized (as in, made to measure) manufacturers make and possibly not even then. She's probably something like a 50B. Not available anywhere, really. In my country, band sizes in the high street start at 30 if you're lucky (sometimes, a lot of the time it's 32) and go all the way up to maybe 40 or 42. Cup sizing can be odd, too. Lots of manufacturers seem to think girls with a small band size never get bigger than a D. And I've seen bras in larger band sizes offered without the option for a small cup size as if some women can't be fat or wide without having massive boulders for tits.

Those extenders don't really help either because they are not part of the actual bra and are unstable and weaken the support, and on top of that are myriad fit issues. She'd need a specific style that suits wider-spaced breasts. That's easy at say, 32C or 36DD, but not at her size. When you get into the industrial couture type of bra-making, you don't really get the choice the rest of the population gets either. It's going to be very basic, medical-looking things, no wonderbra type solutions and they will cost a fortune even if you can source and pay for them.
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I've always thought this was weird. If clothing manufacturers want to sell as much as possible, knowing half the population is fat as hell, wouldn't it be more profitable to make big ass bras that don't look like something someone left at Goodwill in 1950? It is difficult enough to find something non-grandma if you are a normal sized woman with D cups unless you want to pay 80 bucks for a bra. I don't know how much our lumpy cow here is willing to spend on clothing.... or able to. Or maybe it's just a matter of delusion that she looks good in what's essentially a cut off tank top with a little elastic on it.
 
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I've always thought this was weird. If clothing manufacturers want to sell as much as possible, knowing half the population is fat as hell, wouldn't it be more profitable to make big ass bras that don't look like something someone left at Goodwill in 1950? It
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It has to do with the standard size of fabric rolls and the tables they are cut on (max 70" width), and how many pieces can be cut out of it with minimum wastage. There will always be less pieces cut from that cloth if they are for fats, and more wastage because the pieces have more space between.

This is why even the cheapest Chinese disposable tarps cost more than disposable clothes for normies. If they are part of an extended line of sizes from a normie line, I guarantee they are sold as loss leaders because there is no way to profit from them unless you charge a lot more.
 
And she's back, looking like a demented christmas tree at spring time. Well done!


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This bitch got the pixyteri jaw and kailyn eyes.

Data needs to get out of there before her covid emergency binge snacks dry up.
 
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I think your right about this the counters also seem to be ada compliant height for wheelchair.
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She must never wash dishes or cook, then. I'm only slightly taller than average, and I had to stoop to do these things during a short stay in a similar kitchen (sorry to Pl). Anna is what, 5'10" ? You don't move into a place that inconvenient unless you never expect to use the facilities.
 
Yeah, those counters are clearly made for wheelchair height and the sockets are placed for easy access for someone who can't bend down to floor level easily.

Like Anna, basically.
 
Anna's crying into the void about the esthetician that shamed her for her skin that she picks because muh coronavirus. But that's not stopping her from going out and getting facials, you know, where a stranger puts their hands all over your face.

Shut up, Anna, you've always picked your face and it has nothing to do with a virus. Quit trying to garner sympathy that you don't deserve and get some help for your OCD. And throw those disgusting tweezers away that you dig into your skin with!
 
I said this a couple of pages back, but I am almost positive she is standing in front of a desk built into the wall. That gap under the counter is for a desk chair. You can look at other pictures in her kitchen and the counters and stove are at normal height. It could still be handicap accessible, but I think yall are mistaking the desk for kitchen counters.

About the whole bra thing, she most likely doesn't wear one because A. She can't reach around her back fat to fasten/unfasten it, and B. They don't make them in her size and she would have to spend her food money on an expensive custom bra.
 
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I said this a couple of pages back, but I am almost positive she is standing in front of a desk built into the wall. That gap under the counter is for a desk chair. You can look at other pictures in her kitchen and the counters and stove are at normal height. It could still be handicap accessible, but I think yall are mistaking the desk for kitchen counters.

About the whole bra thing, she most likely doesn't wear one because A. She can't reach around her back fat to fasten/unfasten it, and B. They don't make them in her size and she would have to spend her food money on an expensive custom bra.
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Bralettes also go in insanely huge sizes compared to bras which do have a cap at some point.
 
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