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What if Chris slipped on a stray pickle and ended up breaking his neck and becoming a paraplegic?

Stud2Stud powiedział(a):
Wouldn't this also mean "Internet Lumberjack vs. Ya dun goof'd Redneck"?
I have no idea what this would lead up to, but god damnit, I want front row seats!
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I think Jessi Slaughter's dad is also dead so it'd be a great battle in the heavens that we would unfortunately miss out on.
 
Abethedemon powiedział(a):
What if Chris went to a local metal concert?
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He would likely end up at some pussy metalcore/screamo show and wonder why Justin Beiber impersonators were playing such "loud racket".

Though in my heart of hearts I wish he'd end up at a thrash metal show, maybe it'd do him some good to get in the pit.
 
MrJakeTerror powiedział(a):
What if Chris was Acrofatic?
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What if Chris was a fairy godmother?
 
Apocalypso powiedział(a):
What if Chris was a fairy godmother?
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Random girls in Virginia that can't go to prom would be visited by their Fairy Godbeartomgirl that would give them some nice* new** clothes, a gift basket with MLP merch and get offered a ride to the prom... inside Son-Chu III. All they have to do is go there with Chris and pretend it's the 3rd date.

Also Chris would rage a lot that he can't fulfill his own wishes, since that's the Greene County Godmother Conspiracy's doing.

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* ie: tasteless, way too revealing
** ie: Goodwill
 
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