🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner


I prefer to get stuck for the rest of my days inside my house listening to my own heart beats and the society slowly dying outside than to listen to this absolute auditory shit.

I thought it was only my autism speaking, but some of you have said exactly what I thought after hearing this travesty of a song: the mixing is pure shit. And I mean, PURE SHIT. The piano is all over the place, the singer's voice doesn't match the tempo, and the other instruments are all muffled out.
Someone mentioned some pages back that his music sounds like those 90s Casio keyboard demos and I can't find something more adequate to compare this ''song'' to.

I guess you really get what you pay for.
 
I prefer to get stuck for the rest of my days inside my house listening to my own heart beats and the society slowly dying outside than to listen to this absolute auditory shit.

I thought it was only my autism speaking, but some of you have said exactly what I thought after hearing this travesty of a song: the mixing is pure shit. And I mean, PURE SHIT. The piano is all over the place, the singer's voice doesn't match the tempo, and the other instruments are all muffled out.
Someone mentioned some pages back that his music sounds like those 90s Casio keyboard demos and I can't find something more adequate to compare this ''song'' to.

I guess you really get what you pay for.
And yet, he'll insist this is the greatest song ever! If you don't think so, you hate the disabled!
 
Really makes one long for the atmospheric sounds of a Lowery Organ Store(tm) inside a late 1970s mall...
 
Imagine if gourdhead tried writing something like "Alice's Restaurant."

This song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit
It's about Taylor Swift
And a lawsuit.
But the lawsuit wasn't really for Taylor Swift,
That's just the name of the song,
And that's why the song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit.

You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift
In the courtroom, there will be blood,
If she don't treat you like she should!
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.
 
This song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit
It's about Taylor Swift
And a lawsuit.
But the lawsuit wasn't really for Taylor Swift,
That's just the name of the song,
And that's why the song is called Taylor Swift Lawsuit.

You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift
In the courtroom, there will be blood,
If she don't treat you like she should!
You can get pop stars suckin' your dick
By suing Miss Taylor Swift.

Ahhh, that's fantastic. My Venmoed buckaroo is on it's way. Hell, I'm feeling generous tonight...how bout a five dollar Starbucks gift card as well?


Well you've heard about muh plights givin' sight to the blind
Farrah Abraham's counter suit caused the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little gourd head boy
Yeah, I stalk Javai, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little gourd head boy
Yeah, I love Taylot Swift, she's long and lean
You mess with Skordas, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little gourd head boy
Yeah, I love my Taylor swift lookin' hookers, like the finest wine
Stick with them until the end of time…
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Lyrics to "Julianne's Smile"

I first saw her on the tv
She was dancing blissfully across the screen
And while she was spinning, her smile
Captivated me, captivated meeeeeeeeee

And I heard she was living in Lake City,
Around the same time as me
She said “I’m gonna leave the city,
Too many people don’t see me for me,” no

She went out west to dance with the stars,
But I would’ve given anything, anything
To see Julianne’s smile
Julianne’s smile

I am gonna
Give everything
To see Julianne’s
Smile

___

This is so short that it reads more like a shitty poem than a shitty song. How is he incapable for writing a song longer than 1:45??
When I was in college my friends and I would doodle poems and various stupid shit in our notes during lectures because we were assholes. Yes, get off my lawn we wrote in ink and paper. Let me tell you, 90% of what we came up with was better, more lyrical, and more engaging than this shit.
 
Legit question, because I was wondering about the legal stuff from earlier:
Do you guys think Russ is underplaying the seriousness of his situation or he doesn't even know about it? Is he radio silent about his court adventure because the lawyer asked him to do so? I'm intrigued by the lack of spergery about this topic.
 
Legit question, because I was wondering about the legal stuff from earlier:
Do you guys think Russ is underplaying the seriousness of his situation or he doesn't even know about it? Is he radio silent about his court adventure because the lawyer asked him to do so? I'm intrigued by the lack of spergery about this topic.

Probably all of the above and maybe he realizes there's absolutely no positive spin on literally being criminally prosecuted for being a creep while claiming he isn't one. Maybe the lawyer his parents are paying for said he would dump Russ unless he shapes up.
 
Probably all of the above and maybe he realizes there's absolutely no positive spin on literally being criminally prosecuted for being a creep while claiming he isn't one. Maybe the lawyer his parents are paying for said he would dump Russ unless he shapes up.

Yeah, this is what I suspect. I also suspect his parents' overall financial support is being held over his head. Russ definitely knows, though. The Greers are paying for the lawyer, so there's no way he's completely ignorant. He probably doesn't grasp the severity because he's an idiot, but he has to know he is being charged.
 
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