🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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I haven't been following this Land Slug for a long time but I recognize that this is the beginning of a cycle. I'll give her a week before she has another binge on camera.
 
The places fat distributes is actually pretty fascinating, in a horror movie kind of way. Amberlynn and Anna are bottom heavy, Tess Holiday has huge arms, and the Slaton Forehead is known far and wide.

The way Chantel’s has collected is, as we all know by now, the most dangerous type. All that fat pressing on vital organs is seriously affecting her. Humans have incredible ability to hang onto life but if she makes it to 40 I’ll be surprised, simply because of the hundreds of extra pounds pressing on her mid-section. If it was more evenly spread she’d have more time,but she’s already losing organs at a rapid rate. She’s crushing herself to death.

It also looks so horribly uncomfortable. How she can justify dragging all that fat that’s literally hanging off her lungs and heart to yet another fast food restaurant while complaining about her health and weight is beyond me.
 
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I guess it's just me, but...I was completely underwhelmed by this video. He didn't present a point of view, a thesis, or a direction, but instead, just recapped what our Pork Princess has been up to since his last video. Frankly, we do a fantastic job of that here on the 'Farms as it is, with minute-to-minute updates and analyses. I think Toad's Chantal documentary was quite good, and he should have left it at that. He really has nothing to say here, and it already feels dated.
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I'm not knocking Toad, but those videos aren't meant for us. They're for normies who think Kiwi Farms is the dark web and CIA agents will kick their door down if they come here. The point of the video was just a summary of events, also; it didn't need a rationale the way his documentary did. I'm not white knighting him either: I found it to be self-indulgent, and he made a few mistakes (but that I can forgive in a heartbeat: trying to follow this spastic bitch is like making a sandcastle below the tideline). Also lol at the NordVPN shill. He's really profiteering from our Gravy Maven now.

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He also is pretty light on the Charlie Gold criticism. I don’t understand why the youtubers can’t laugh at both of them.
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He's subtly courting favour with mongoloid lefties. He described the reaction community as "progressive" when "NPC soybrain cultural marxists" would have been more accurate. It's a wise move marketing-wise, and it may help ingratiate us with aforementioned mongoloid lefties. Except: we, or at least I, consider their judgement ignorant and worthless and want nothing to do with them. That's why I'm here, instead of in ALR's comment section writing "here faster than a beanbag in a hurry" after watching twelve ads and thinking I got the better of Amber somehow.

Anyway, all the YT haydurs use us, we are the best resource for documenting these cows. We can't do anything about it. Even haydurs that KF likes, like Kate Winslet, use our content; I've seen my very own screenshots in her thumbnails (don't worry Kate gorl, I'm cool with it). Twinks is right that if he had so much as implied Charlie Gold was flinging shit because she was insecure about her own hamplanet status (i.e. if he had accurately relayed what happened, and conceded that Chantal was right about that, which she was) then the worm would turn.

The people who unironically tune in to Beetus Drake And Friends know they're actually just bullying a woman online, or at least being party to it. To assuage their normie guilt, they then go in for smoothbrain Marxist casuistry about class oppression and racism and whatever so they can feel "in the right" and good about themselves. They are determined to feel this way, and so will turn viperlike on any transgressors whom received opinion condemns.

Also, Toad's Peetz impersonation isn't anywhere near effeminate enough. I find flopping my wrists around and putting a hand on one hip helps me channel him most accurately.
 
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Stolen from twitter; so she’s already backtracking and planning to keep food in her videos
 
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Big brain smarty-pants Strine words
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Ah, I was prepping up to say something with this same sort of feel, but you didn't just beat me to it...you've buried any hope I had of making a good post with classic Strine articulation, humour, and flair.

Anyway, (Toad's Recap video being for non-Kiwis already pointed out) I guess I'll just say that I don't at all begrudge him for the NordVPN sponsorship/Ad. Show me any Youtuber at all who DOESN'T mention their paying advertisers and sponsors...? and dude deserves to make his living and imho, creative arts (yeah i'll include good videos with time and effort put into them here) are underappreciated, underrepresented and all artists deserve to be paid for their work. At least it wasn't Raid: Shadow Legends lmao

Also re: Charlie Gold. Can't blame anybody, not just Toad, for treading carefully there. GibbeGold, MBP, and the rest of the Haydur Nation have proven time and again their own abilities to chimp as hard as any Cow, and they all have sizable fanbases ready to come screaming to their defense too. I wouldn't want Charlie OR her bulldog Callie coming for my Channel if I were a Youtuber, if only for the headaches. On top of that? We've established that Toads anti-Chantal videos pull a lot of normies. Chantal-haters who are very likely Charlie lovers. He'd be shooting himself in the foot and pissing off a huge chunk of his viewership.

There's a huge, all or nothing "Us VS Them" mentality on Youtube and Twitter. Cows or Haydurs, pick your fighter. its like no one has realized, besides Kiwis, that its perfectly acceptable to see flaws in and dunk on both
 
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can someone explain to me why a fat person is more likely to get a pulmonary embolism? I am searching online and can't find much, just a lot of BBW popping up bleh
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Not sure what anti-HAES propaganda you have been listening to but Chantal explained that her blood clot had absolutely nothing to do with her weight and the doctors were shocked to discover embolisms.

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Please listen and allow medical expert and all around genius Chantal to educate you.
 
So, this is the "healthy mukbangs" stage?

Her reasoning was pretty funny; because the world is in upheaval she has to keep her content the same in order to calm the people. She can't give up eating on camera or everyone is gonna panic, you guys!
 
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So, this is the "healthy mukbangs" stage?

Her reasoning was pretty funny; because the world is in upheaval she has to keep her content the same in order to calm the people. She can't give up eating on camera or everyone is gonna panic, you guys!
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Chantal will save our economy, humbly collecting Adsense money in return for being a shining beacon of perseverance (to self destruction), determination (cows gonna cow), and hope (that this time she will lose weight by osmosis).
 
That picture is an entire fucking roasting tray of potatoes. Assuming Bibi eats half (which... let's not assume that, he was talking about grilled cheese at the end and that would be a weird pairing), why do you need a whole pan for 2 people?
 
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