🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I am in full support of this. Taking a ride to Pound Town on the fuck truck is one of the best ways to mend a broken heart. This might call for a Miami trip 2 Electric Boogaloo.
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Do you think anyone can even find his penis under that sagging gnarled gunt? Ralph's gonna need a lot of money for that toothless hooker that tricks on the corner of that gas station by his house. Maybe this will be motivation enough for him to actually put on a listenable show, that or another meltdown ala the Pillstream might be fun.
 
MeganDodgedABullet powiedział(a):
Where is pinecone thot?
Could be a white trash pairing made in lolcow heaven, a new power couple to keep us amused...
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Oh that would be fantastic. Been over a year since i last bullied Kearsten,and her and Ralph hooking up will be a great distraction for me until kraut releases his vid on why Aydin Paladin is the devil incarnate.
 
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Do you think anyone can even find his penis under that sagging gnarled gunt? Ralph's gonna need a lot of money for that toothless hooker that tricks on the corner of that gas station by his house. Maybe this will be motivation enough for him to actually put on a listenable show, that or another meltdown ala the Pillstream might be fun.
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He’s gonna need at least 2 other people there to hold up his grizzled flesh sac so he can get into any position to copulate.
Hope he doesn’t get the inevitable whiskey dick

Listen man, maybe you should start adding some uppers with your benzo cocktails. You don’t want to fall asleep mid-coitus and waste your money.
By the way:
Speedballs are still a thing, buddy!
It really is a stretch to compare you to Chris Farley or John Belushi. So I won’t. You’ll never come anywhere close to being as funny, successful, or loved as they were.
You are quite fat though. Give it a try!
 
You know it's bad when a paki divorces you on a long distance relationship paki folks are the lowest tier of human, they got that ugly look indian people have but are mostly islamic really bad combination, then again ralph is a fat american who eats borger bites out of trashcans while passing out naked watching Soph.
 
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JF, lock up your sex potato
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JF strikes me as someone who likes his sex potatoes mashed.

Perspicacity powiedział(a):
Do you think anyone can even find his penis under that sagging gnarled gunt? Ralph's gonna need a lot of money for that toothless hooker that tricks on the corner of that gas station by his house. Maybe this will be motivation enough for him to actually put on a listenable show, that or another meltdown ala the Pillstream might be fun.
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Come on, he's getting divorced. You don't kick a man in the gunt when he's down! You do bring up a good point about show quality though. Breakups can spur motivation and self-improvement, from which Ralph and the Killstream could only benefit. Not to A-log but, get rid of Rand. A shitty co-host can only be a shitty wingman, don't let him sabotage your lustful gunt energy!
 
Hieroglyphics powiedział(a):
JF strikes me as someone who likes his sex potatoes mashed.


Come on, he's getting divorced. You don't kick a man in the gunt when he's down! You do bring up a good point about show quality though. Breakups can spur motivation and self-improvement, from which Ralph and the Killstream could only benefit. Not to A-log but, get rid of Rand. A shitty co-host can only be a shitty wingman, don't let him sabotage your lustful gunt energy!
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This is another excellent point

Imagine this: Ralph is reporting from live events to both put his gunt out there and distract the women in the room from his gunt. He manages to find a young right leaning girl (it'd have to be a younger woman, I wouldn't wish an age appropriate lady who would be fall into the guntorbit on anyone), and proceeds to try to impress her with "last year I had the number one evening show on YouTube." The curious young lass, stars in her eyes, asks "oh, that's the link? I'd love to hear it" , only to get an earful of Rand screaming about women and the Js
 
Ralph talked about the divorce at the very beginning of the show last night. Denied the claims of Nora getting a green card/visa, said Nora is not interested in moving to America and his arrest added 10 years to his chances to immigrate to the UK.
 
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Ralph talked about the divorce at the very beginning of the show last night. Denied the claims of Nora getting a green card/visa, said Nora is not interested in moving to America and his arrest added 10 years to his chances to immigrate to the UK.
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Leave it to the britbongs to make it easier for rapist muslims from Pakistan to immigrate there rather than a spouse of a British citizen from America.
Ralph should have just applied for asylum.
 
This comment by fake Joe Biden made me laugh

https://twitter.com/President_Joe/status/1234628165764632578

https://web.archive.org/web/2020030....com/President_Joe/status/1234628165764632578

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So it was the plan for Ralph to move over there? How was he supposed to do that as a youtuber? Even if he didnt become a felon, the UK is rather strict on this stuff.

Was this a sham marriage from the start. A sugar daddy sort of thing?

Anyways, i cant wait for what young tail Ethan brings on next (Nora was born in 1995 IIRC)
 
Whenever anyone says "it was a mutual breakup. We just drifted apart" you know for certain they're in self-preservation mode and it wasn't their decision. Not all bad for Nora though. I'm sure at least one of her first cousins will still jump at the chance to marry her and wash away the stain/family's shame of her marrying the washed up gunt "bigshot youtuber" has-been.
 
NPC2580 powiedział(a):
I always thought it was a bit weird for a guy like this to be with a woman like that, and in the UK!
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It made perfect sense because they’re both fat and undesirable. Hopefully @theralph will use this opportunity to lose some weight and stop slaving to his vices. Channel your inner Shia LeBeouf and just do it. Become a better person. There is life after gunt.

Hieroglyphics powiedział(a):
Come on, he's getting divorced. You don't kick a man in the gunt when he's down! You do bring up a good point about show quality though. Breakups can spur motivation and self-improvement, from which Ralph and the Killstream could only benefit. Not to A-log but, get rid of Rand. A shitty co-host can only be a shitty wingman, don't let him sabotage your lustful gunt energy!
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Normally I’d agree, but for some reason, I don’t get the impression that Ralph is “down.” Can you imagine how awful it would be to wake up each day and see Nora’s hairy face for the rest of your life? That’s like being sentenced to Hell. Getting divorced from the Norawhal is the best thing that could have happened to him. And Ralph knows it too. He’s not sad in the slightest.
 
MeganDodgedABullet powiedział(a):
Where is pinecone thot?
Could be a white trash pairing made in lolcow heaven, a new power couple to keep us amused...
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I forgot about her. Decided to have a look around and see if she's still desperately clawing at any sort of e-relevance and I found This. (checked the way back machine and the page was Archived a year ago, so I'm obviously late to the party). Ralph could literally resurrect her. (as an aside, what a fucking thristy cunt. Clowning a page designed for weirdos to mourn dead people they don't know)

(eta: looks like she has been resurrected. She's fagging it up at plebbit)
 
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Garth powiedział(a):
I forgot about her. Decided to have a look around and see if she's still desperately clawing at any sort of e-relevance and I found This. (checked the way back machine and the page was Archived a year ago, so I'm obviously late to the party). Ralph could literally resurrect her. (as an aside, what a fucking thristy cunt. Clowning a page designed for weirdos to mourn dead people they don't know)

(eta: looks like she has been resurrected. She's fagging it up at plebbit)
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Creepy orbiter hasn’t stopped for months. This is one instance. 6 mon…

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This thing here is pretty funny.
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r/niceguys - Creepy orbiter hasn’t stopped for months. This is one instance. 6 months ago we spoke for a week and he picked out a ring and insisted on marrying me.

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