💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

She wants an asspatter, not a therapist. She wants someone to reassure her that despite having the easiest life possible for an adult, she nevertheless is suffering horribly, and it’s all other people’s fault.

That, and because she's mentioned wanting to get "diagnosed" as autistic so she can have another fake label to add to the pile and can use her "diagnosis" to win Twitter slapfights.

Once the doctor refuses to hand out the autistic label that Karen desires so much (or realizes that she's faking it), we all know that she will accuse the doc of trans/homophobia or anti-semitism and shop around for another psych that will give Karen what she wants.



OH. MY. GOD.

11 pounds in several months? Poor Karen is literally wasting away to nothingness! SOMEONE CALL Dr. PHIL AND HELP THIS NEXT EUGENIA COONEY IN THE MAKING BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
 
Yes, I'm sure God means for you to re-situate Shabbat wherever you need it, as a personal mental health day.

She's said on at least one occasion that she doesn't really believe in God as a figure to be reverent towards; Judaism isn't actually secular at all to Becky but rather something she subscribes to the concept of only, and very loosely. She only loves the *concepts* of Judaism but keeping any of its most basic tenets even remotely consistent is too hard. And evidently according to Jewish SJW Twitter, that's totally okay!

Imagine saying you're Muslim and not believing in Allah or practicing any of the tenets of Islam and moving the holy days around as you please, and braying about it on social media because you simply FEEL Muslim in your soul and therefore that's good enough to claim you're a part of their community.
 
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11 pounds is not "a lot of weight" on most people. It wouldn't even be noticeable on someone chunky like Becky.

It doesn't matter since it's certainly a lie anyways. She probably gained 2 lbs but then completely fabricated the 11-lb loss for her retarded screed. She probably never even talked to Mami but imagined it would hurt her feelings if her mom said something like that and then worked backwards.
 
Imagine saying you're Muslim and not believing in Allah or practicing any of the tenants of Islam and moving the holy days around as you please, and braying about it on social media because you simply FEEL Muslim in your soul and therefore that's good enough to claim you're a part of their community.

She's doing it to be deliberately offensive.
 
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But no matter! She will tell people so that they dont mention it to her.
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What a triumph of Becky logix folx.
I love it when she does her phony “boo-hoo I deserve to suffer, I’m so broken” act. It’s the only time she ever presents a realistic picture of herself.
Becky's just looking for someone to validate her, so she can run to Twitter and silence her critics by saying "My therapist's PROFESSIONAL opinion is that I'm right about everything!". Not that she has to do that, since she makes up new scenarios to be a victim with any critique she receives. (and even makes some up, just to have something to cry over).

She's got it SO HARD, she's now declaring shabbat is whenever the fuck she says it is, because fuck you! It's been SUCH a hard week crying on Twitter!

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How do you take a break from sitting on your ass all day? If she became any less active, she’d be comatose.
 
She's doing it to be deliberately offensive.
Just look at this shit:

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She's like the Jewish dentist in Seinfeld, but worse.
 
Becky doesn't want a therapist, she wants Professor X himself to tell her that she's had super powers all along, and here's how to unlock and use them. Sadly, her ability is to be an enormously repulsive screeching cunt and that's been on full blast for years now already.

Also, LOL at the "losing weight" saga. If anything, it's muscle mass she's losing due to being even more sedentary than ever, not even needing to get up to commute and scramble under her screeching desk anymore. That she thinks a fetus is like a fucking tapeworm is hilarious and typical, though.
 
Yeah pressing x on there only being one poly friendly therapist in LA and they are only open on Saturday, a weekend, which is also magically the only day she can't go. What a load of shit.
She probably lost weight coming off of birth control. Since she has nothing to do all day and hates doctors, why doesn't she Google some of these incredibly well known birth control side effects?
It's just signaling to potential new punningpundits. Teehee, I'm losing weight like crazy and not even trying! I'm definitely not a fat piece of shit! We have eyes, Karen. In reality, it's probably just water weight, if it even happened.
 
How do you take a break from sitting on your ass all day? If she became any less active, she’d be comatose.

"The maid came today and it was sooooo stressful! It feels like she's judging me, like I'm a lazy sack of spoiled shit. I need to get really high to recover." - Becky, probably
 
That, and because she's mentioned wanting to get "diagnosed" as autistic so she can have another fake label to add to the pile and can use her "diagnosis" to win Twitter slapfights.

Once the doctor refuses to hand out the autistic label that Karen desires so much (or realizes that she's faking it), we all know that she will accuse the doc of trans/homophobia or anti-semitism and shop around for another psych that will give Karen what she wants.

The best part is how Becky is so retarded she doesn't realize how rare female autistism diagnoses are....

Or she's so retarded she chose this diagnosis BECAUSE of how unique it is.

Probably the latter.
 
Imagine saying you're Muslim and not believing in Allah or practicing any of the tenets of Islam and moving the holy days around as you please, and braying about it on social media because you simply FEEL Muslim in your soul and therefore that's good enough to claim you're a part of their community.
She'd never do that. There can be real consequences for things like that. She might actually get her first real death threats. Someone might actually look at her poorly for one of the many identities she's appropriated, rather than just disliking her because she's a raging cunt.
 
The best part is how Becky is so exceptional she doesn't realize how rare female autistism diagnoses are....

Or she's so exceptional she chose this diagnosis BECAUSE of how unique it is.

Probably the latter.

Excuse YOU, you transphobic trash! Yonah Gerber is A MAN! Even autism is more woke than you, because it magically came unto him the second she decided that being trans earned her woke points even autism could see what a True and Honest Man he is!
 
She'd never do that. There can be real consequences for things like that. She might actually get her first real death threats. Someone might actually look at her poorly for one of the many identities she's appropriated, rather than just disliking her because she's a raging cunt.
Only derkaderks send death threats to white westerners poking at Islam and Becky is about a thousand levels of consequence removed from being worthy of targeting, and no one from her own camp will send them as she's secured enough of a position in the progressive stack to be immune to at least that much. The most she'll get is what she gets now: a few rude tweets from edgy fourteen years olds who just discovered her.
 
How our stunning and brave angel is able to soldier forwards in these trying times is beyond me.

Shes missed a movie, something something pokemon and has to re-wash some shirts.

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Truly, Karen has it harder than everyone else, EVER.

Starving orphans? They can fuckjng go to Hell. Karen had to go without home delivered pork products for almost a whole day once!

Cancer victims? Hey, Karen almost had sorta cancer!

Homeless veterans? Excuse you, but Karen was a veteran of the only war that mattered: the Great Gamergate War of 2014!
 
There's this phase almost every teenager goes through, once in a while a precocious preteen, where they're pure goddamn hell to take on a vacation.

Whatever you want to do, they think it's so uncool and stupid. They don't want to literally even be seen with you, they'll walk 10 paces ahead or shuffle bitterly behind, muttering under their breath about how unfair it is that they have to be in Hawaii and couldn't just stay home and talk to their online friends. They'll spend every minute on their phone, and when you tell them that's stupid because they could use their phone anywhere, they'll give you the long-suffering sigh that means whatever else you say will now be tuned out. They'll decide the whole vacation has been ruined because some peripheral stupid activity they didn't even care that much about got canceled, it was now the only thing they wanted to do and they hate everything else here.

Parents have a whole broad scale of reactions to this natural, incredibly annoying part of identity formation: from going ballistic, to keeping the kid home next time, to just laughing and shrugging it off.

But whatever reaction you have, it's generally predicated on the idea that no matter what, this too shall pass. By the time the kid is 18-20 they'll usually be over the worst of it, and hopefully your relationship will have weathered the adolescent storms well enough that you still occasionally want to vacation together.

What the fuck happened to 13 or 14 year old Becky that stuck her eternally in the absolute most bratty, entitled, good-for-nothing phase in all of human development? It's not even funny how predictable it's getting, and how desperate she is to sabotage any positive feelings she might have about this trip.
 
It's not even funny how predictable it's getting, and how desperate she is to sabotage any positive feelings she might have about this trip.

Becky hasn't even packed for the trip yet, and she's already built it up as a non-stop torture session orchestrated by Mami. Obviously, if Becky didn't enjoy these trips, she wouldn't go, so it's obvious that they are not the hellish treks she passes them off as. The problem lies with Becky's habit of turning everything Mami says or does into some grand insult she can never live down. Becky has yet to realize what every other person does when they grow from adolescence to adulthood: PARENTS WILL FUCKING CRITICIZE YOU, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET OVER IT.

But not Becky. Mami will say - with love and concern that a parent does - that her daughter lost weight, and Becky takes this as "YOU ARE A FAT COW WHO SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES OUT OF SHAME" (I mean, it's true, but I digress). Becky is just a histrionic shrew who exaggerates the merest inconvenience into an Olympic level struggle and broadcasts it on Twitter so that other overdramatic troons like her can give her asspats.
 
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