💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[The Fifth Waltz]

Meeeeh it's not laughable like Projared's nudes or Mumkey's sex tape. He's just sitting there flaccid.

 

[Failure_Personified]

Hey Cheebs, if you’re reading this

I just want you to know I will never look; you're so ugly I would never dream of it

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Worst nude leak ever.
I’d jerk to mumkey and the furry pedo before even peaking

 

[MasterCylinder]

Now I wish Chibi could always wear the pants after those nudes...

 

[Looney Troons]

I bet he did a flaccid showing because theres variability in expansion and so at this point we can speculate how big it can get etc not necessarily know for sure hes got a small cock for his height.

So my vote is that he doesnt grow much and this is it. Shrug. I think the weird talking makes it awful.

If he really wanted attention and for it to go viral, he should've said some heinous fetish shit.

The dialogue was written by Chris-Chan himself. Chris also gave Chibi advice, like how to exhale deeply when speaking to sound exasperated, desperate, confused, and stupid - I mean seductive.

 

[deodorant]

at some point we need some sort of dedicated speedrunning thread or section or something.

i actually like it as an activity but there are some really fucking exceptional people in that community.

 

[Psyduck]

Yo chibi you low t faggot youre nit a woman nobody gives a shit about your floppy

 

[Love Machine]

Meh, seems pretty normal to me. But why the fuck is he flaccid? If your gonna do something like this, might as well show everyone what you're actually working with. This was some sort of purposeful shit were he wanted to everyone to see, making me think that he is into it, but doesn't that mean he should be rock hard? It is very strange.

Autism is one hell of a drug.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I remember that less than two weeks ago, he was interviewed for some small YouTube channel, and he claimed he's matured and grown up.

Then this happens.

 

[Jack Awful]

at some point we need some sort of dedicated speedrunning thread or section or something.

i actually like it as an activity but there are some really fucking exceptional people in that community.

Can we call it Spedrunners?

 

[Caesare]

Wow he lost a lotta weight since that long hair guy told him not to talk anymore.

 

[Love Machine]

Well. I just hope we all here know that, when we are about to present. We need to take some pride in our work. Take some time on the lighting, do a few poses, trim the place a bit, and at least give yourself a few strokes to look presentable, a poke in the ass if need be.
I'm sure we all would go about this work with the finesse and grace of a true kiwi.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Nothing gets a girl's pussy wetter than an awkward speedrunner uncomfortably kneeling nude while entirely flaccid. Jesus this guy sucks at literally everything.

Fucking lie down on the bed you crazy asshole.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

"I'm a big guy"

*Snort*

Tbf, I'd probably still smash him.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Yeah, he sure showed us!





...his tiny cock.

I'd sure show him! erm... on 2nd thot...

Isn't this the same dude who sat in his own filth and didn't shit for a long time and his Mom was like "I'M THE MOM and do what i say and get off the game!" And also was talking to not of age girls about ramming him with a black dildo or something???!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Spoiler: NSFW

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i downloaded it

Is he saying he thinks his dick is big, or is it just a reference to the "big guy for you" meme?

He's actually not-bad looking in some photos and his body is okay, but sitting on the floor bollock-naked with a limp dick is not a flattering look for anyone. Why didn't he bother to get erect before he posted nudes? It's possibly the easiest thing in the world for a guy to do, but Chibi just whipped out his flaccid ding-dong and thought "yup, looks good".

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Link goes to his Twitch page.

I'm also inclined to believe he wanted it to leak.

Nigger 'leaked' it himself is my guess, considering how completely nonchalant he is about it and then creates and links a fucking new domain for his noodz.

What a sped.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

When you shoot yourself in the foot...

 

[Zhoban]

He needs to get a grip. Verizon would not take kindly to hearing that their sales representative is bragging about his nudes in between complaints about talking to customers. Does he think the added attention from the Farms is going to launch his streaming career? He needs to learn to control himself.

 

[Kero]

Is he saying he thinks his dick is big, or is it just a reference to the "big guy for you" meme?

He's actually not-bad looking in some photos and his body is okay, but sitting on the floor bollock-naked with a limp dick is not a flattering look for anyone. Why didn't he bother to get erect before he posted nudes? It's possibly the easiest thing in the world for a guy to do, but Chibi just whipped out his flaccid ding-dong and thought "yup, looks good".

He‘s got a face like a troglodyte. He needs to drop this speedrunning shit and lift so he can turn himself into a real caveman. It’d be a better gimmick than whatever the fuck he’s doing now.

 

[Perspicacity]

Good body, flaccid penis but looks like it's a nice size, needs to trim the bush a little. Turns out he's a bit of a butterface. I expected Chibi to have a baby fat body type because he sits on his ass all day but I guess not. Knowing Chibi this was 100% intentional, it's not a leak, he just wanted plausible deniability excuse when his mom quickly gets texted or emailed it.